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Review: DaDaDa Happy

Rudyrudy

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Title: Review: DaDaDa Happy
Date: Jan 1, 1970
Phone:
State: NJ
Activities: Same as all others wrote
Age Estimate: 30’s
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Big girl!
Summary: I Wanted to try this place because of all the reviews that say what they do here. Although that is true, what they do, the provider I got was a big girl I was not happy with but I was told everyone else was busy so I decided to try. I will go back but definitely pick somebody else.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Koujiao

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Can you answer your own question? Why do you think she works there? It seems obvious but maybe something else is going on.

Do you think she lays awake at night hoping for the opportunity to do to man after man afte man what she did to you? Or....

For the 'hotness' of her patrons?

Why did you agree to be with her after you saw her if you do this for a 'hotness' she doesn't have in your eyes?

Most here have 'been there, done that', your insights will be helpful.
 

Koujiao

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Koujiao sorry, I didn’t mean to insult your sister asshole!
Rr, urban dictionary says you are a girls perfect boyfriend. It doesn't mention anger issues.

What is a sister asshole? Is it second asshole, piles, a fistula,,impacted perianal sac? Or are you missing comma in your response? It can happen to anyone, even 'got' mongers . Which changes meaning: "let's eat grandma" vs "let's eat, grandma."

If referring to my sister, she died several years after her son committed suicide when he returned from serving our country during our efforts to end the ethnic cleansing in Croatia. He never got over it. She never got over him.

Since you asked, that is my who my sister was, asshole

Back to your words: You slammed Happy, not literally, but with your eyes closed....said don't see her, pick anyone else, someone else, had to close your eyes until you were able to deliver to her your precious full load.

So why do you think Happy works there? It is your question, what is your idea?
 

anonymous73

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I had a happy massage girl I believe last yr. If it is who I think it is, she was awesome. Short woman, the shower part was unreal as I really asked for someone else. She wasn't bad (better than expected and trust me on that)if it's the one that I am thinking of. I have had worse. Her massage skills are awesome and when we locked lips and so forth it was very interesting. We hugged and went from there. I had no complaints. Now some places give the bait and switch.
 
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