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Review: Cindy @ the infamous ABC on Main

ChaChaZhongGuo

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Ha. I guess. Maybe you're right, I'm probably far too easily spooked for this hobby. You think if I go back, they will remember that they turned me away once before?
I suggest you try again. But be ready to go with the flow and improvise.

I get it you are tying to reduce uncertainty and risk, which is actually why a lot of the more experienced mongers are reading this forum. And if you read long enough you will see how little it actually works. How many comments here are grumbling about differences of opinion on looks or “she didn’t give me what you got for your price” or simply “I can’t track her down.”

The golden rule of AMPs is YMMV. Some of the more expensive Korean spots in midtown are more consistent. They also tend to feel a little scripted. But then again if 20 mongers say “Bin made me feel like a king” who can argue with that?
 

ChaChaZhongGuo

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@noncomformist how old are you

Either way if you are American Born Chinese it's not going to be simple getting your Great Auntie to feel comfortable sucking your Junior.
I feel his pain. When I was in my 20s, sexy time with women in their 40s and 50s was my top desire and I could never made it happen. Actually was making out on one Aunties couch (after getting her drunk at a Central Park concert) when she announced she couldn’t go with it and apologized and kicked me out. I didn’t really know the AMP scene back then and all the ads in Screw looked under 40. Times have changed.

I’ve seen young Asian guys walking in or out of rooms at Flushing AMPs but suspected they only got legit services. I still say he should call a Hungarian. But sounds like an apartment incall would be nerve wracking for him.
 

Maple Garden

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I understand where you guys are coming from. But, there are several AMPs located near universities and these Chinese grandmas, aunties as you call them, view providing service to their compatriots as an honored duty. I think times have changed. I’ve been with 50 year olds who get all excited when a young Chinese guy arrives.
 

ChaChaZhongGuo

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I understand where you guys are coming from. But, there are several AMPs located near universities and these Chinese grandmas, aunties as you call them, view providing service to their compatriots as an honored duty. I think times have changed. I’ve been with 50 year olds who get all excited when a young Chinese guy arrives.
God bless ‘em!
 

Maple Garden

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I'm 27. Not sure if I look younger or older than that to them.
27 ! You got it made. Most of them have good looking daughters your age. Be nice to them and they will introduce you to their daughter or their friends daughters. Play it right and this could be a good mind for you. They love showing pictures of their family. Especially their daughters. I’ve been asked hundreds of times if I know of anyone I can introduce to their daughter.
 

Maple Garden

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That would be an interesting convo haha.

So how did you meet my mom.....

Well...
They are great at cover stories. It’s like they just roll off their tongue.

Met in a restaurant, grocery store, coffee shop, bank even the university. I’ve heard it all.

And, they are great about letting the last be the past.
 

ramny

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As we all know Cindy is not at Ling. Cindy is at ABC. And, there are 5 spas in the same block where ABC is located. Visit them all and make a decision.

Forget Ling, they have changed their business model since you started asking about Cindy.
Yesterday (2/18/20202) I was at Ling. This place suddenly looks different, many ladies from 38 Ave has moved in.
As usual for me, everybody was busy, I waited a bit and I saw a woman skinny, tall and ugly, I walk away...
 

Rombulous

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They are great at cover stories. It’s like they just roll off their tongue.

Met in a restaurant, grocery store, coffee shop, bank even the university. I’ve heard it all.

And, they are great about letting the last be the past.
Yes Chinese Women have the best compartmentalization skills out of anyone.

This is why on average you should not believe most things that they say.
 

Rombulous

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And, they can size you up in a second and deal the cards from the prestacked deck they just shuffled when they met you.
With me, they are often wrong. And I usually have to take control of the interaction from there because they become like a deer in headlights.

No I am not African.
No I am not stupid.
No I am not broke but I am not going to pay you a lot either.
Yes I expect to get my full time and yes you will need to get the full dick (not just the tip).
Yes I am willing to walk at a moment's notice.

When you don't fit one of several molds then their brain short circuits. Usually lately 9 out of 10 times I just end up walking immediately to preserve my time and energy when the communication flow begins to fail. I don't have time to deal with low IQ hoes.
 

Maple Garden

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With me, they are often wrong. And I usually have to take control of the interaction from there because they become like a deer in headlights.

No I am not African.
No I am not stupid.
No I am not broke but I am not going to pay you a lot either.
Yes I expect to get my full time and yes you will need to get the full dick (not just the tip).
Yes I am willing to walk at a moment's notice.

When you don't fit one of several molds then their brain short circuits. Usually lately 9 out of 10 times I just end up walking immediately to preserve my time and energy when the communication flow begins to fail. I don't have time to deal with low IQ hoes.
It’s good to have a list of conditions that absolutely need to be met. We all have a list. It’s necessary to stick to the conditions of our list to ensure we don’t waste time and money.
 
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