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Review: Bianca’s Girls - Aline

spacecadet82

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Also, my advice. There’s a young feller who made a song and he says something like “I’m not here for a long time just a good time” I think he’s a SS monger.
 

NikeBBaller

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Ya think? But ball busting aside, that is what the tiered pricing based on time time was intended for in agencies until these portable fast house agencies started this upsell b&s, and "trick you into paying for an hour" crap. But even with the no msog for an hour, you're paying for the hour. I was gonna stay the full hour on principal just so she couldn't book an extra monger, because she immediately dressed and started chit-chat and texting on her phone after round 1 was over like a HObot. But I didn't want to waste the time on my side. I usually give an agency 3 strikes before I take my hobby dollars elsewhere. This was definitely strike 1.
Appreciate the honesty. Literally had an AMP experience where the provider was on her phone watching TikTok as I worked out her back - wink, wink. Can’t make this stuff up.
 

jbond123

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If they advertise 2 pop then it's gotta be.
I wouldn't recommend pushing for a round 2 if she says no. Personally I would recommend walking away. Because that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach that rises up in those situations is pride fuckin with ya (to quote Marcellus Wallace). You can have your pride and the downfall that comes with it, or you can walk away and enjoy another day.
 

MrPumpinFists

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I wouldn't recommend pushing for a round 2 if she says no. Personally I would recommend walking away. Because that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach that rises up in those situations is pride fuckin with ya (to quote Marcellus Wallace). You can have your pride and the downfall that comes with it, or you can walk away and enjoy another day.
If you really want 2 rounds from aline why not book 2 15 minute appts?, extra 40
 

jbond123

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If you really want 2 rounds from aline why not book 2 15 minute appts?, extra 40
Yes the thought and the monger math had occurred to me but that's beside the point. Let's be real we're paying for the poontang not for the great conversation. 16 implies a rush session 30 implies a non rush session and an hour implies a double shot session and multi hour implies 3 or more. If you booked a multi hour session and she cut you off after 1 pop you'd probably be pretty pissed and if you didn't just walk out you would probably have a very uncomfortable and tension filled time.
 

jbond123

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Yes the thought and the monger math had occurred to me but that's beside the point. Let's be real we're paying for the poontang not for the great conversation. 16 implies a rush session 30 implies a non rush session and an hour implies a double shot session and multi hour implies 3 or more. If you booked a multi hour session and she cut you off after 1 pop you'd probably be pretty pissed and if you didn't just walk out you would probably have a very uncomfortable and tension filled time.
Point being providers who pull that crap don't have me coming back for more. They lose my business. Yes YMMV(your milage may vary)but YVMM (your vag my money)
 

MrPumpinFists

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Point being providers who pull that crap don't have me coming back for more. They lose my business. Yes YMMV(your milage may vary)but YVMM (your vag my money)
I guess, that'll be it from me on this subject. can't say I've ever left an appt sad because I didnt get 2 pops, what a time to be alive i guess.
 

NikeBBaller

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I wouldn't recommend pushing for a round 2 if she says no. Personally I would recommend walking away. Because that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach that rises up in those situations is pride fuckin with ya (to quote Marcellus Wallace). You can have your pride and the downfall that comes with it, or you can walk away and enjoy another day.
Classic. Even Marcellus Wallace got fucked in the end and not the good way. Classic Pulp Fiction. You might have to hit my PM just to bullshit about mongering and Tarantino, too priceless.
 

jbond123

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Classic. Even Marcellus Wallace got fucked in the end and not the good way. Classic Pulp Fiction. You might have to hit my PM just to bullshit about mongering and Tarantino, too priceless.
Yes pride was fuckin with Butch but Zed and company were fucking old Marcellus. I think I finally figured out what was in the Briefcase....it was an asshole protector the guys in the apartment stole from Marcellus, but even though Jules and Vincent got it back to him that morning, he forgot to wear it that day.
 

NikeBBaller

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Yes pride was fuckin with Butch but Zed and company were fucking old Marcellus. I think I finally figured out what was in the Briefcase....it was an asshole protector the guys in the apartment stole from Marcellus, but even though Jules and Vincent got it back to him that morning, he forgot to wear it that day.
If only we had a Honey Bun in our lives this hobby would be greatly lacking. Briefcase reveal is amazing but the Bandaid on his neck? Might have to start a whole new thread. If only we could tie in foot massages to amps now, huh Vincent?
 
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