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PorterD

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If haven't already done so, eating well and exercising to stay in shape are good first steps in finding what you are looking for. Then ad the personality and treating her like you want to be treated, finishes off the search mode. Since looong time married, not interested in a dating partner but enjoy the massage time with my retired barter masseuse and only look at another masseuse when gal is out of town. That said, if wasn't married and wanted an athletic gal (who doesn't), I would be in the gym on a regular time basis in event someone appears interested in getting to know you eventually, while you are also seeing what might interest you. If you are in decent shape (if not work to get there for your own health ) then go where outdoor women go. Hiking clubs, Meet Up groups of all kinds could be worth checking out. If into skiing and hear "single" at the lift where need a second person to ride, more than once rode that lift with someone who didn't care if I was single or married, was looking for some company down the line.
Keep in mind, single ladies can be all ages, but divorced women for most part are older and miss the companionship and know for most part what they want. You need to make yourself that want. Again, ask yourself, "would I date me". If not, change.
Thanks for the advice! I appreciate it. All great stuff!
 

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I never get this. I mean I want be treated like a sex object but when I try to treat them that way they don't like it
It’s like Tom leykis told his female callers.

“Guys should just use women for sex”

Woman: “Well how would you like it if a women just used you for sex”?!

“I’d love it! Women are free to use me for sex anytime they want. Any cute woman out there who wants to use me for sex please call….”

And then he’d give out his number.
 

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I Do have the worst luck with women. Was at a festival. Saw a group of people square dancing. In group were two smoking hot twin women early 30’s. They were staring the heck out of me and soon asked if I wanted to join their dancing group. “We can teach you”

Problem- both were dressed in historic clothes. Assumed they were Amish. No go. So I declined.

Found out later they were just dance costumes. dammit all.
 

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I Do have the worst luck with women. Was at a festival. Saw a group of people square dancing. In group were two smoking hot twin women early 30’s. They were staring the heck out of me and soon asked if I wanted to join their dancing group. “We can teach you”

Problem- both were dressed in historic clothes. Assumed they were Amish. No go. So I declined.

Found out later they were just dance costumes. dammit all.
I wouldn't turn down an Amish girl. Some of them are pretty cute.
 

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I wouldn’t turn them down either but I’m pretty sure there is no way they will have sex with anyone who isn’t Amish. It like condemns them to hell or something. Although I could be wrong?
When they are younger before they officially join the church they can experiment with the regular life. They take Spring Break trips to FLA. Once they join the church then they are locked into the rules.
 

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Today's American women seem to prefer guys with a lot of facial and body hair and who are at least 6' tall...the lumberjack look. I'm the totsl opposite of that. I have found that Asian women seem to like my type and are usually very complimentary....I'm not overly macho and am actually more gentle and feminine in some ways. They love my smooth face and body as well as my "sexy" bikini style underwear. Lol!! AMPS are much more fun to me and are not as stressful ss looking for dates. I really want to try this bookstore for an adventure and something different, though.
I am the lumber jack type. I know Im not getting any lol
 

accidentalsmarty

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Thanks for the help! There is a lot working against me. I’m 41. It’s not like college days where you turn you head and see 100 options. Women are married and taken. The type of woman I want; kind of nerdy/old fashioned who enjoys Netflix and hikes. Is a rare commodity. Online dating doesn’t work. So that leaves real life where the chances are extremely rare to non existent. Ive put myself out there joining book clubs, sewing circles, and yoga classes Again; most women in my range are Married, taken or not interested.

There is absolutely nothing I can do differently to fix this.

Amps are the way! At least I can feel like a king for an hour and go home with memories!
Thought of this thread today after meeting the guy my friend is dating.

Female friend of mine, early 40s. Got out of a relationship and was single for about a month. Started looking for dates online. Just met a guy she really likes. Has been spending lots nights at his house.

Got to meet him briefly last night. Nice guy. Also early 40s.

I normally wouldn't be crass enough to rate a friend's attractiveness even on a website like this but this is... mildly anonymous... and it is relevant to this story... so I would call her something like maybe I dunno.... 7 out of 10 maybe. (Really depends on the area. In LA maybe she's a 3. In other places maybe she's an 11. It's all relative, right?)

I would call him basically similar. Not rich as far as I know. Is he some kind of superstar in the bedroom? I have no idea.

I realize this is an anecdote, not statistically significant data lol. But anyway, moral of the story is that "Mr. Unspectacular" just landed a nice catch despite being in his early 40s and not exactly dripping with star power.

I saw your story about about the "Amish" chicks dancing. Obviously that was a squandered chance but seems like they were into you. Feels like you're not giving yourself enough credit maybe.
Amps are the way! At least I can feel like a king for an hour and go home with memories!
Well, no arguments there. Something we all agree on lol.
 

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Thought of this thread today after meeting the guy my friend is dating.

Female friend of mine, early 40s. Got out of a relationship and was single for about a month. Started looking for dates online. Just met a guy she really likes. Has been spending lots nights at his house.

Got to meet him briefly last night. Nice guy. Also early 40s.

I normally wouldn't be crass enough to rate a friend's attractiveness even on a website like this but this is... mildly anonymous... and it is relevant to this story... so I would call her something like maybe I dunno.... 7 out of 10 maybe. (Really depends on the area. In LA maybe she's a 3. In other places maybe she's an 11. It's all relative, right?)

I would call him basically similar. Not rich as far as I know. Is he some kind of superstar in the bedroom? I have no idea.

I realize this is an anecdote, not statistically significant data lol. But anyway, moral of the story is that "Mr. Unspectacular" just landed a nice catch despite being in his early 40s and not exactly dripping with star power.

I saw your story about about the "Amish" chicks dancing. Obviously that was a squandered chance but seems like they were into you. Feels like you're not giving yourself enough credit maybe.

Well, no arguments there. Something we all agree on lol.
Good for him! But I am going to very honest…. I wouldn’t consider a 40 something year old for dating unless I was in my 50’s or 60’s. Why? Well for one thing; they can’t have kids. Barring a miracle. So they have given the best years of their life to another man. Meanwhile as a man our sexual marketplace value increases as we hit 40 and doesn’t really start to decline until 60’s; assuming you are on top of things. So I consider this “my time”. Do I expect to be slaying 21 year olds? Nope. But I have my sights set younger. 25-35.

Is this unrealistic? Is this what is holding me back? To some extent; probably.

Don’t get me wrong 40-50 something’s can be hot and certainly bangable as I’m with them at amps.

But as a serious prospect? Not right now.

Again; good luck to your friend!
 
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