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Review: Berlin News Agency (BNA)

d_m1150

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Title: Review: Berlin News Agency (BNA)
Date: Oct 28, 2023
Phone: 856-767-6003
City: Berlin
State: NJ
Location: Rte 73 South in Berlin
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) Weekdays $10, Fri and Sat nights $15, party nights $25.... free for women and couples
Nationality: Black
Age Estimate: between 30 and 60
Physical Description: All over the board.... mostly 40ish mom bods but occasional hot Milf type

Recommendation: Yes
 

SJ5553

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Title: Review: Berlin News Agency (BNA)
Date: Oct 28, 2023
Phone: 856-767-6003
City: Berlin
State: NJ
Location: Rte 73 South in Berlin
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) Weekdays $10, Fri and Sat nights $15, party nights $25.... free for women and couples
Nationality: Black
Age Estimate: between 30 and 60
Physical Description: All over the board.... mostly 40ish mom bods but occasional hot Milf type

Recommendation: Yes
Excellent, detailed description. Been stopping by on occasion as I live in the area.
 

PorterD

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Yeah the only purpose I can think of for one of those is some type of deception. Which is usually the case. It’s probably a guy on the other end like 95% of the time. Back when Craigslist adult ads existed people would just set them up in their house. You just show up and insert. You don’t even need to speak a word. It’s not for me. Maybe some guys and suspend reality? Not me.
 

Mr.chan

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Yeah the only purpose I can think of for one of those is some type of deception. Which is usually the case. It’s probably a guy on the other end like 95% of the time. Back when Craigslist adult ads existed people would just set them up in their house. You just show up and insert. You don’t even need to speak a word. It’s not for me. Maybe some guys and suspend reality? Not me.
I actually answered one of these craigslist ads about 15 years ago. Ad said show up to house, stick dick thru certain and have good time then leave.
I was younger and dumber and it was out west in los Angeles. Drove over to a house in Glendale at night.
Door was unlocked ,lights were off very dark inside , went in and there was a black curtain.

I was instructed in the text to unzip and stick in. But curiosity got the better of me and thank goodness it did. I pulled open the curtains and there was this ugly fcuking dude in a wig and lipstick ready to suck my dick.

I politely said no thanks and ran the fcuk outtake there like not kidding I ran back to my car. Started it and burned rubber outta there. I had to pull over at a gas station to calm down. Thinking back , dude looked like the Nun.
 

SJ5553

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I actually answered one of these craigslist ads about 15 years ago. Ad said show up to house, stick dick thru certain and have good time then leave.
I was younger and dumber and it was out west in los Angeles. Drove over to a house in Glendale at night.
Door was unlocked ,lights were off very dark inside , went in and there was a black curtain.

I was instructed in the text to unzip and stick in. But curiosity got the better of me and thank goodness it did. I pulled open the curtains and there was this ugly fcuking dude in a wig and lipstick ready to suck my dick.

I politely said no thanks and ran the fcuk outtake there like not kidding I ran back to my car. Started it and burned rubber outta there. I had to pull over at a gas station to calm down. Thinking back , dude looked like the Nun.
Wow ! Brings back bad memories of nun jokes back in elementary school. Glad you avoided that big mistake.
 

The Old Man

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Yeah the only purpose I can think of for one of those is some type of deception. Which is usually the case. It’s probably a guy on the other end like 95% of the time. Back when Craigslist adult ads existed people would just set them up in their house. You just show up and insert. You don’t even need to speak a word. It’s not for me. Maybe some guys and suspend reality? Not me.
I'm trying to understand a joint like this---one doesn't have a wife or girlfriend for service; doesn't go to an Indy that you see eye to eye; skips the AMP for whatever reason; doesn't pull his own cord to relieve the tension BUT will walk into a scrounge house and offer up what should be a perfectly good tool to some possible weirdo who one day could pull off a Bobbit or give you something that may last forever even after meds---what, to save a few bucks---satisify a curiosity out in left field. If looking for something exciting or different, try using your charm and personality to sweet talk a lady that's visible, interested in you and possibly a good night of fun. If charm and personality are lacking then try the glory hole. Just my opinion.
 

PorterD

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I'm trying to understand a joint like this---one doesn't have a wife or girlfriend for service; doesn't go to an Indy that you see eye to eye; skips the AMP for whatever reason; doesn't pull his own cord to relieve the tension BUT will walk into a scrounge house and offer up what should be a perfectly good tool to some possible weirdo who one day could pull off a Bobbit or give you something that may last forever even after meds---what, to save a few bucks---satisify a curiosity out in left field. If looking for something exciting or different, try using your charm and personality to sweet talk a lady that's visible, interested in you and possibly a good night of fun. If charm and personality are lacking then try the glory hole. Just my opinion.
Yeah- I don’t get it either. However I would argue some of those other options aren’t as easy as you might think. In this day in age unless you are a top 10% of men; you are invisible to most women. Incel men are all over the place now. Amps are a rich man’s game. No one wants to say it; but it’s true. Even if you go just a few times a month it could add up to mortgage payment. I’d argue most average salary men (say $60k a year) absolutely don’t have that type of disposable income. Masturbation gets boring.

So while I 100% agree with you; I also think guys don’t have access to sex like you might think they do these days. Incels get desperate, stupid, and think with the wrong head.
 

Panty Lover

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Yup. I can now only afford to visit an AMP once per month, if that. And then, it's usually just a R&T place. I used to go once a week until my income took a dive when The Fed began raising interest rates. I'm not ugly or disgusting looking but am by no means in that top 10%. Definitely self-pleasuring more than I would like to these days.
 

Panty Lover

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Yup. I can now only afford to visit an AMP once per month, if that. And then, it's usually just a R&T place. I used to go once a week until my income took a dive when The Fed began raising interest rates. I'm not ugly or disgusting looking but am by no means in that top 10%. Definitely self-pleasuring more than I would like to these days.
I'm not info GHs but some of the other activities there sound intriguing...I plan on making the drive for one of the next parties.
 

onemangang

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I'm trying to understand a joint like this---one doesn't have a wife or girlfriend for service; doesn't go to an Indy that you see eye to eye; skips the AMP for whatever reason; doesn't pull his own cord to relieve the tension BUT will walk into a scrounge house and offer up what should be a perfectly good tool to some possible weirdo who one day could pull off a Bobbit or give you something that may last forever even after meds---what, to save a few bucks---satisify a curiosity out in left field. If looking for something exciting or different, try using your charm and personality to sweet talk a lady that's visible, interested in you and possibly a good night of fun. If charm and personality are lacking then try the glory hole. Just my opinion.
you could say the same thing about an Indy or amp---no charm or personality needed, and similar risk
 

Old Time Monger

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Yup. I can now only afford to visit an AMP once per month, if that. And then, it's usually just a R&T place. I used to go once a week until my income took a dive when The Fed began raising interest rates. I'm not ugly or disgusting looking but am by no means in that top 10%. Definitely self-pleasuring more than I would like to these days.
The best value place is Vibrant in Egg Harbor Twp. A half hour there is 30 and another 30 will let you leave with a smile. Mia is who you should ask for.
 

The Old Man

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you could say the same thing about an Indy or amp---no charm or personality needed, and similar risk
No question that there is risk anytime you are dealing with someone who is not your wife or steady woman. Walk across your side street everyday and good chance nothing happens. Walk across a busy highway and eventually you could be a sorry statistic. Our younger generation is all about instant gratification and not interested in putting forth effort in all kinds of areas. Its texting instead of eye to eye contact, person to person interaction so that eventually they don't know how to act comfortably around a woman and seek a "payme" for fun person. No possible rejection then.
And re fees some are talking about---ask one of them if they would pay a guy 2-3 hundred for a massage? As long as we keep giving in to paying the big dough why would someone rethink their fee schedule? Don't get me wrong, if you have the cash and are getting your money's worth, that is your decision and no-one else. But paying these prices will keep others less financially fortunate from sharing some of those benefits with fees out of reach. Was never interested in a mistress but a nice time with a pleasant masseuse from time to time, hopefully made them a little happier and myself as well. No commitment, just appreciate one another. Re meeting women, I think too many single/divorced guys are just not interested in putting in the effort to explore relationships because of that "instant gratification" mentality. Also, the potential of rejection becomes a psychological problem, because no-one wants to be in that situation. But if you didn't face it when you were a teenager, then you never dated. And when it did happen, you checked out why and then learned and moved on. There are great opportunities in meeting people in non other than MeetUp Sites. Plenty of people there with all kinds of interests. Just find an activity that interests you and you can find someone that might be interested in you. Just an Old Man talking since the First Amendment I believe is still OK. Not sure about tomorrow, but that's another story that Novembers need to address.
 
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