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Review: 1613 Snyder Ave

kantuchdis

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#3
It's time to pull this out...

... parking, it's always the fucking parking, as if that's the most critical component of this equation, is there parking... holy mother fucking christ what is the state of manhood on this god forsaken earth? parking is the deciding factor, the lynch pin.... of all the ramifications, pitfalls, tiger traps, anything that could possibly go wrong issues, it comes down to parking... we are so fucking doomed as a society - as a gender - as humans... Did fucking General Patton wonder about parking in France? Did Don Corleone fret over it? Was that something that guided El Chapo in his world? Would James Bond ponder this very important issue? Did Hannibal think it over when he crossed the Alps on his elephants to crush the Roman Empire??? Fucking childish - sissy faggotry mother fucking coddled, silver spooned, useless douche bag, wastes of humanity. parking, mother fucking parking.
 

Old Hobbyist

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#4
It's time to pull this out...

... parking, it's always the fucking parking, as if that's the most critical component of this equation, is there parking... holy mother fucking christ what is the state of manhood on this god forsaken earth? parking is the deciding factor, the lynch pin.... of all the ramifications, pitfalls, tiger traps, anything that could possibly go wrong issues, it comes down to parking... we are so fucking doomed as a society - as a gender - as humans... Did fucking General Patton wonder about parking in France? Did Don Corleone fret over it? Was that something that guided El Chapo in his world? Would James Bond ponder this very important issue? Did Hannibal think it over when he crossed the Alps on his elephants to crush the Roman Empire??? Fucking childish - sissy faggotry mother fucking coddled, silver spooned, useless douche bag, wastes of humanity. parking, mother fucking parking.
That is funny!! I needed that laugh!!
 

Fluid

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#10
It's time to pull this out...

... parking, it's always the fucking parking, as if that's the most critical component of this equation, is there parking... holy mother fucking christ what is the state of manhood on this god forsaken earth? parking is the deciding factor, the lynch pin.... of all the ramifications, pitfalls, tiger traps, anything that could possibly go wrong issues, it comes down to parking... we are so fucking doomed as a society - as a gender - as humans... Did fucking General Patton wonder about parking in France? Did Don Corleone fret over it? Was that something that guided El Chapo in his world? Would James Bond ponder this very important issue? Did Hannibal think it over when he crossed the Alps on his elephants to crush the Roman Empire??? Fucking childish - sissy faggotry mother fucking coddled, silver spooned, useless douche bag, wastes of humanity. parking, mother fucking parking.
Hahahaha! I definitely got a "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" vibe out of that one!

"Did Hannibal think it over when he crossed the Alps on his elephants to crush the Roman Empire??"
CLASSIC!
I pictured a guy running up to Hannibal breathlessly, saying 'General, where shall we put the elephants?'
HAHAHAHA!
 

slyshybrownguy

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Messages: 68
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#11
It's time to pull this out...

... parking, it's always the fucking parking, as if that's the most critical component of this equation, is there parking... holy mother fucking christ what is the state of manhood on this god forsaken earth? parking is the deciding factor, the lynch pin.... of all the ramifications, pitfalls, tiger traps, anything that could possibly go wrong issues, it comes down to parking... we are so fucking doomed as a society - as a gender - as humans... Did fucking General Patton wonder about parking in France? Did Don Corleone fret over it? Was that something that guided El Chapo in his world? Would James Bond ponder this very important issue? Did Hannibal think it over when he crossed the Alps on his elephants to crush the Roman Empire??? Fucking childish - sissy faggotry mother fucking coddled, silver spooned, useless douche bag, wastes of humanity. parking, mother fucking parking.
love that rant mania.!! Lol
You should write for a living dude. Gave the OP the same compliment. cheers!!
 

Thunderboltfg

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#12
It's time to pull this out...

... parking, it's always the fucking parking, as if that's the most critical component of this equation, is there parking... holy mother fucking christ what is the state of manhood on this god forsaken earth? parking is the deciding factor, the lynch pin.... of all the ramifications, pitfalls, tiger traps, anything that could possibly go wrong issues, it comes down to parking... we are so fucking doomed as a society - as a gender - as humans... Did fucking General Patton wonder about parking in France? Did Don Corleone fret over it? Was that something that guided El Chapo in his world? Would James Bond ponder this very important issue? Did Hannibal think it over when he crossed the Alps on his elephants to crush the Roman Empire??? Fucking childish - sissy faggotry mother fucking coddled, silver spooned, useless douche bag, wastes of humanity. parking, mother fucking parking.
 
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