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chase69

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I'm 29 and have never managed to nail a long term relationship. I'm still a virgin and while I know that the whole 30 year virgin thing is not as big a deal as it used to be, I still feel that pressure to just get it over with.

I've been interested in getting involved with stuff such as this for a long time and I think the isolation from the coronavirus broke my loneliness limit.

I'm just wondering if there is anything that can be shared in regards to how I should interact on the phone? Do I call or should I text? How much extra do I tip on average? Should I mention I'm a virgin or just fumble around and hope for the best?

Sorry if this isn't the right place or board to talk, but I would appreciate anything people have to share here. If it helps I'm located in the New York City area.
If you go this route, you could make it even harder to "nail that 1st long term relationship".
Have you tried things like Match.com ?? There is somebody for EVERYBODY.
Do you want to lie the rest of your life when asked about how you lost your virginity?
Give civilians another shot. That's the healthiest thing for your future development. If your 1st time is a transaction....no telling where it could lead your future. You're not 17.
Good luck to you :)
 

Eldritch

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If you go this route, you could make it even harder to "nail that 1st long term relationship".
Have you tried things like Match.com ?? There is somebody for EVERYBODY.
Do you want to lie the rest of your life when asked about how you lost your virginity?
Give civilians another shot. That's the healthiest thing for your future development. If your 1st time is a transaction....no telling where it could lead your future. You're not 17.
Good luck to you :)
This is so true. My virginity is a dark secret thats kept away from 99% of people. I think I’ve only told 1 other person.
 

Rombulous

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If you go this route, you could make it even harder to "nail that 1st long term relationship".
Have you tried things like Match.com ?? There is somebody for EVERYBODY.
Do you want to lie the rest of your life when asked about how you lost your virginity?
Give civilians another shot. That's the healthiest thing for your future development. If your 1st time is a transaction....no telling where it could lead your future. You're not 17.
Good luck to you :)
What alternate Universe do you guys live in?

Who is asking you about how you lost your virginity at age 40-50?

There are so much bigger things happening right now. The US dollar may very well collapse, and we're in a thunderous wave 2 of an unpredictable global pandemic.

In the grander scheme of things, nobody really cares how he loses his virginity. People are wondering how the NFL season will be played.. People lie about their dog not shitting in their neighbors plants. I think even that's a much bigger practical issue than when, where or how OP got his dick wet.

I lost my virginity to a chunky Guatemalan chick in my dad's basement at age 17. I don't really think about this on the regular basis, and it had no impact on my decision to get in or out of this hobby or not.

I think Americans live in this fantasy land like 1980s fast times at Ridgemont High movies where you have to live your life a certain exact way and do things in a specific order.

It's fucking lame outdated way of thinking and ultimately inconsequential.

OP. The global economy may collapse or get reset. We may all be wearing hazmat suits outside with Swine Flu 2.0 on top of COVID. THERE ARE MUCH BIGGER ISSUES HAPPENING. Just go ahead and get your dick wet. Pay $400-500 for a quality provider make sure you get 2 pops and BBBJ go home and play video games, eat a hoagie and enjoy what little time we all have left before the decline.
 

Uniquelyme

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What alternate Universe do you guys live in?

Who is asking you about how you lost your virginity at age 40-50?

There are so much bigger things happening right now. The US dollar may very well collapse, and we're in a thunderous wave 2 of an unpredictable global pandemic.

In the grander scheme of things, nobody really cares how he loses his virginity. People are wondering how the NFL season will be played.. People lie about their dog not shitting in their neighbors plants. I think even that's a much bigger practical issue than when, where or how OP got his dick wet.

I lost my virginity to a chunky Guatemalan chick in my dad's basement at age 17. I don't really think about this on the regular basis, and it had no impact on my decision to get in or out of this hobby or not.

I think Americans live in this fantasy land like 1980s fast times at Ridgemont High movies where you have to live your life a certain exact way and do things in a specific order.

It's fucking lame outdated way of thinking and ultimately inconsequential.

OP. The global economy may collapse or get reset. We may all be wearing hazmat suits outside with Swine Flu 2.0 on top of COVID. THERE ARE MUCH BIGGER ISSUES HAPPENING. Just go ahead and get your dick wet. Pay $400-500 for a quality provider make sure you get 2 pops and BBBJ go home and play video games, eat a hoagie and enjoy what little time we all have left before the decline.
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:Fuck her good eat a hoagie and play some video games after. Classic times.

The Chunky Guatemalan wasnt a pro though was it??
 

Uniquelyme

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This thread says a lot. I fucked my first gf at age 14 almost 15. Condom broke and i busted inside her i was so worried. It was not even good, super tight. After that no more condoms and pull out method perfected for years.
We were together for 1.5 yrs and i loved that girl 1/2 Puerto Rican 1/2 Italian. Fucked 2 other girls til i met number 4 an Ecuadorian who i fucked her at age 18 and me being 17 my next virgin and she fell in love hard.

I think me getting into pros at age 30-31 has me not jaded towards Women.
 

Rombulous

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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:Fuck her good eat a hoagie and play some video games after. Classic times.

The Chunky Guatemalan wasnt a pro though was it??
No she was a regular everyday 19 year old DACA THOT who has probably since been deported by Trump.

Her ass was bigger than my entire torso and she got gastric bypass a couple of years after that.

I think i met her and a few other hoes off AOL. Obviously this was pre social media. We're in a different era now where you have to bring a Lambo to the table to be even considered on Tinder or Bumble.
 

AutomaticSlim

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If you go this route, you could make it even harder to "nail that 1st long term relationship".
Have you tried things like Match.com ?? There is somebody for EVERYBODY.
Do you want to lie the rest of your life when asked about how you lost your virginity?
Give civilians another shot. That's the healthiest thing for your future development. If your 1st time is a transaction....no telling where it could lead your future. You're not 17. Good luck to you :)

I absolutley know where it can lead.
And it's not a very good place, believe me.
 

Uniquelyme

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No she was a regular everyday 19 year old DACA THOT who has probably since been deported by Trump.

Her ass was bigger than my entire torso and she got gastric bypass a couple of years after that.

I think i met her and a few other hoes off AOL. Obviously this was pre social media. We're in a different era now where you have to bring a Lambo to the table to be even considered on Tinder or Bumble.
A Daca Thot. (y)
 

Eldritch

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What alternate Universe do you guys live in?

Who is asking you about how you lost your virginity at age 40-50?

There are so much bigger things happening right now. The US dollar may very well collapse, and we're in a thunderous wave 2 of an unpredictable global pandemic.

In the grander scheme of things, nobody really cares how he loses his virginity. People are wondering how the NFL season will be played.. People lie about their dog not shitting in their neighbors plants. I think even that's a much bigger practical issue than when, where or how OP got his dick wet.

I lost my virginity to a chunky Guatemalan chick in my dad's basement at age 17. I don't really think about this on the regular basis, and it had no impact on my decision to get in or out of this hobby or not.

I think Americans live in this fantasy land like 1980s fast times at Ridgemont High movies where you have to live your life a certain exact way and do things in a specific order.

It's fucking lame outdated way of thinking and ultimately inconsequential.

OP. The global economy may collapse or get reset. We may all be wearing hazmat suits outside with Swine Flu 2.0 on top of COVID. THERE ARE MUCH BIGGER ISSUES HAPPENING. Just go ahead and get your dick wet. Pay $400-500 for a quality provider make sure you get 2 pops and BBBJ go home and play video games, eat a hoagie and enjoy what little time we all have left before the decline.
Not saying in the grand scheme of things its inconsequential. It especially doesn’t mean much when talking amongst guys. But, would you be comfortable telling your future gfs and spouses that your first experience was with a hooker and that you’ve done it many times? Maybe with some people, maybe with some cultures. But, it ain’t a good outlook for others. A lot of women find it dirty af.
 

Nedmerrill

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No she was a regular everyday 19 year old DACA THOT who has probably since been deported by Trump.

Her ass was bigger than my entire torso and she got gastric bypass a couple of years after that.

I think i met her and a few other hoes off AOL. Obviously this was pre social media. We're in a different era now where you have to bring a Lambo to the table to be even considered on Tinder or Bumble.
This isnt "the apocalypse ". Life gos on no matter what. He should start dating women as soon as possible. I would recommend saving the sex with pros until after his first divorce...
 

Rombulous

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Not saying in the grand scheme of things its inconsequential. It especially doesn’t mean much when talking amongst guys. But, would you be comfortable telling your future gfs and spouses that your first experience was with a hooker and that you’ve done it many times? Maybe with some people, maybe with some cultures. But, it ain’t a good outlook for others. A lot of women find it dirty af.
Who honestly gives a fuck what an American Woman thinks in 2020?

Why would OP have a girlfriend let alone get married?

Marriage is not recommended for any dude right now and really neither is a girlfriend.

We're in a new era. It would be hard for you to understand if you're 45 or over though I guess.
 

Rombulous

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This isnt "the apocalypse ". Life gos on no matter what. He should start dating women as soon as possible. I would recommend saving the sex with pros until after his first divorce...
See my post above.

You older guys gotta realize that things have changed.

No more white house with 2 dogs 2 kids and a Pickett fence.

NO MARRIAGE
 

Tyler1

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(Most) women ain't shit in 2020.

But I am never getting married. Too many of my boys who are hate their lives rn.

Get a girlfriend though, I wouldn't trade the 3 years I had with my previous girl for anything.
 

Uniquelyme

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Who honestly gives a fuck what an American Woman thinks in 2020?

Why would OP have a girlfriend let alone get married?

Marriage is not recommended for any dude right now and really neither is a girlfriend.

We're in a new era. It would be hard for you to understand if you're 45 or over though I guess.
(Most) women ain't shit in 2020.

But I am never getting married. Too many of my boys who are hate their lives rn.

Get a girlfriend though, I wouldn't trade the 3 years I had with my previous girl for anything.
I get the no marriage way of thinking. However no gf is crazy when you are young. Young low mileage pussy is my weakness.
 

Rombulous

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I get the no marriage way of thinking. However no gf is crazy when you are young. Young low mileage pussy is my weakness.
My 21 year old sugar baby has a super tight pussy, she is not girlfriend material. She does not understand that we get along because i don't have to care what stupid life decisions she makes.

She can quit her job, do cocaine and X at Coachella, drink 13 shots. None of that shit affects me. I just fuck her, give her some life advice and she leaves and goes back to her life.

No way I would encourage a young man to date her seriously. Most young Women are too fucked up to deal with more than a couple hours per month at best.
 

Rombulous

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The sugaring experience seems to combine the worst parts of online dating with the worst parts of hobbying (haggling). I'll pass.
I agree, but there's too much risk right now in hobbying especially if you have a 6 figure job. And "free" dating has #MeToo risks.

If you are selective like I am and are going to spend the time either way, might as well do SA. Under ordinary circumstances I would say SA should be a last resort, but COVID changed all that.
 
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