It is a good thread. Different points of view, often with more elaboration than a simple "I agree" or "That's wrong". And minimal hostility.
Part of your discomfort seems to be that people disagree with you. You say "none", then "one in a million", then ..... when in reality none of us have the data to back up numbers. You have your examples to point to, I have mine, others have theirs. Yours are neither more or less valid than other people's.
Simple advice:
1. Be much, much more scarcer in the use of "all", "never", etc.
2. Be willing to acknowledge that not every AMP is in the Northeast corridor, not every guy is seeking the same thing, and not every spa worker sees every customer the same way.
It might lower your blood pressure if you don't have to live up to being the gold standard of AMP knowledge.