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My wife made a comment.
- Thread starter Pa Mongor
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When I first started, it was a few HJ's. When I finally took the plunge to FS, it was with a very hot Columbian who must have taken a bath in perfume. When I got home, anxious to jump into the shower before the wife got home, there was a power outage in the area and my garage door opener would not work. Spent a nervous 30 minutes in my car before the power was restored.
I don’t have the wife complication but if I did and became paranoid about the lotion I would ask the provider to do the body massage without it until the grand finale. A little cleanup on the table, on the way home, or even during a quick trip to the bathroom at home immediately upon arrival should suffice. There is a bigger tattletale for wives’ ears than lotion though. Body language can scream. Stress can change voices. Don’t put your wife through that. Google relaxation techniques, use your smart watch’s breathing app, or play your most effective calming music on the way home if that works for you. Walk through the door with a tiny half trace of a smile, make good eye contact and sincerely be glad to be home.
I’ve had a more than a few providers tell me, “your SO knows”. Kinda surprised me at first. Why would they bring this up. They went on to say, “she knows but doesn’t care because you are not going to leave her and you are not giving away your money” Strange conversation.
Some of the providers wear eye makeup with glitter that will rub off on you. It looks good on them, but lousy on me.
Some of the providers wear eye makeup with glitter that will rub off on you. It looks good on them, but lousy on me.
Although some articles report that women have 2x olfactory receptors in thr olfactory bulb compared to men, the only real reteospective study i've read involves meta-analysis of olfaction studies. Now some of you may be married to beasts who have a smooth brain and limited cognitive abilities, others are married to olfaction vigilant spouses who are borderline bloodhound like olfaction savants.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6381007/
Or go see another provider, especially one that thinks they have some kind of exclusive relationship with you. Saw one, the next day went to see another and as she saw my skin wasn’t absorbing the oil the way it should, she got angry and said she knew I had been to an AMP very recently. Told her it’s winter, it’s dry, my SO put some lotion on my back. She didn’t believe me.
