My wife made a comment.

[East Lake II]

Why would she say that?
What a mood killer

I don’t know. It’s a very strange thing to bring up. And, what’s stranger, is that it’s happened a few times.

 

[Tigre]

Just get a 24 hour gym membership. Stop in and shower on your way home

 

[Sardu]

The Asian stripper at the Great Alaskan Bush Company favored vodka and cranberry juice, and had soft implants

 

[Sardu]

She wore Prescriptives Calyx perfume.

Loved the scent so much I bought my wife a bottle!

Just another way around the problem

 

[PurpleRayne33]

What do youse think is the most common body wash used, Dove or something cheaper?

 

[joebelfonte]

I remember the days when you were able to smoke at strip clubs and coming home at night you needed to be like a ninja to discard the clothes and cleanup before bed. It was always the dreaded hair that gave me away, hard to get rid of the smell in your hair without taking a shower.

The shower cannot be avoided! Tell the wife you sharted! LOL....

 

[kantuchdis]

Although some articles report that women have 2x olfactory receptors in thr olfactory bulb compared to men, the only real reteospective study i've read involves meta-analysis of olfaction studies. Now some of you may be married to beasts who have a smooth brain and limited cognitive abilities, others are married to olfaction vigilant spouses who are borderline bloodhound like olfaction savants.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6381007/

Fan-fucking-tastic

 

[Doubleyellow]

Fan-fucking-tastic

Lol...don't forget you are privileged to be wittnessing the musings of those who are center ring in a freak show when hot here.

 

[SpikeSpiegel]

I recently was almost outed by my kid. Told my SO that I was leaving for an hour or so a few days. I wfh in my basement and told her i was going to store for snacks and would just sit on work calls to warm-up. Damn this hybrid school model. Kid is 16 he shouldn't be paying attention to me haha

 

[kantuchdis]

When she "suspects" something is up she can play it off till she "knows" something is up. She can put a key logger on your pc, tracker on your phone, a tile in your car, hire a PI, start taking notes, re-read the Cosmo articles on cheating men and soon she will have your balls roasting on an open fire.

Get some common sense guys. Stop thinking she knows and is just ok with it. Stop thinking she's stupid. Stop thinking you're so smart. Hone your 007 skills, up your game, think like the enemy, be like a Ninja, stealth, leave no trace Grasshopper... Live to fight another day...

 

[Livingthedream]

I have a membership at Massage Envy, they use grape seed oil that has a very strong smell, I usually book my amp massages on the same day so it covers my tracks very well with the smooth oily skin and smells, hasn’t failed me yet.

 

[fffinster]

I have a membership at Massage Envy, they use grape seed oil that has a very strong smell.

Really? The Massage Envy that I visit uses an unscented lotion. It's the same base they use in their aromatherapy lotions, just with the added fragrance.

 

[Anodyne672]

I don’t know. It’s a very strange thing to bring up. And, what’s stranger, is that it’s happened a few times.

Maybe you are sending off signals of some kind. .... or your SO tattooed a stop sign on your back while you were in a deep sleep.

 

[Livingthedream]

Really? The Massage Envy that I visit uses an unscented lotion. It's the same base they use in their aromatherapy lotions, just with the added fragrance.

Yes I smelled it the first time I went and I asked her what she’s using, was told grape seed oil, very distinctive smell (pleasant) definitely covers up others very well, I go to the one in Collegeville.

 

[Airmax90]

Just get a wife that goes with you to the spots

 

[POINDEX1]

Just get a wife that goes with you to the spots

Cause they come along all the time

 

[casualplayer]

On your way home fill your car with gas and somehow get some (a dab here and there) on you....head in the house with that smell and when it annoys her, take a shower.

done this many many times!!

 

[Doubleyellow]

done this many many times!!

As long as you don't smoke, all is well...

 

[scrubs321]

After doing yard work I am moving my car. My SO is talking to a neighbor, who shouts out to me "where are you going, to get a massage?"

 

[Plezur_u]

My sister in law is telling a group of family members her male coworkers were making a repair at a spa and said they seen the biggest box of condoms ever. You know adding to the myth about all spas. Now I know this spa plus everyone’s reviews, I know there is nothing going down at this spa. But I just sat and listened grinning inside.