That area is flooded with mindless female millenials still spending daddys money on an apartment that lets her be near the zillion bars in that area so she can "work from home" and day drink.
If you get a sleeve tattoo, stop washing your hair and wear a 70's cartoon character t-shirt you won't need an AMP - you'll get all of the blue haired, nose ringed, tatted waifs you can handle, and they will pick up the tab.