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Midget Provider

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PeteMcCoy

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Midget providers? I always find specialized request funny. I am just happy to be naked with a young hot chick. I guess that's why we have these forum boards!
 
Wayne1250

Wayne1250

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I hear going to Kansas and hitching a ride on a tornado helps get you to the right place. Like in the song, "go ask Alice" you need to sing, "go ask Dorothy".
 
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sushiman

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#20
Geez this thread brings back memories. Back in the late 80's I'm on business near Ft. Worth TX, and we're at a strip club. We're sitting right by the stage and all of a sudden this midget stripper comes out shaking her goods in our faces. Beer just about flew out of our nostrils and spilled out of bottles. Just can't imagine our reactions. But hey, to whatever floats your boat!
 
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