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I need to vent about women

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Yeah- plus straight men have no clue how women view us. I think Sean Connery is Ick sexually. Some balding hairy dude. Gross. Yet he made millions of women wet in the gash. Sexiest man alive or whatever. So for a straight man to proclaim most men are gross is kind of funny.
There’s only one James Bond and his name is Sean Connery.
 

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i'd venture to say that 99% of dudes don't have the requisite abs and butt to bang a chick to the stratosphere. Chicks dig dudes with abs and butts. Am sure Sean Connery tickled all the ladies' interest in that way. If you have sore abs or tris or butt the day after visiting an AMP or indy, you aren't ready for regular chicks. Maybe chicks have some magic sense that even mit shirt on they know you don't have abs? Like if they look at your forearms and they're like straight you know your watch would fit on your elbow same as on your wrist, they already know you can't fuck. If they look at your watch and see the band is on the second tightest hole, they know you won't make their pussy go inside out.

I have three daughters, and now two nieces who live with me. I see the younger girls now are going more for the effeminate dudes, you know, with the frosted tips and tight jeans and necklaces and slippers, talk with a lisp, have just barely enough strength to lift an 8 ounce RedBull. So, if you're upset that chicks aren't going for you, you have the option of either getting some bigtime confidence and also getting you some abs, OR, start dressing like a homosexual. Those seem like the dudes chicks like. Also felons and drug dealers and dudes who live in motels two nights a week.
 

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Yeah- plus straight men have no clue how women view us. I think Sean Connery is Ick sexually. Some balding hairy dude. Gross. Yet he made millions of women wet in the gash. Sexiest man alive or whatever. So for a straight man to proclaim most men are gross is kind of funny.
I'm as straight as the next guy but I'm have no problem stating that Connery was a handsome guy. Toupee and all. Same thing with William Shatner.
 

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Type of lady I’m looking for.

1. Ages 23 to 29
2. MLB fan
3. NBA fan
4. College football fan
5. College basketball fan
6. NFL fan (there’s one girl who invited me to a Giants game since his dad is a season ticket holder but she’s ugly)
7. Likes going to Dunkin Donuts
8. Doesn’t bother me while I’m watching a playoff game
9. Petite
10. Cute
11. Nice attitude

That’s all I’m asking. :LOL:
 

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Type of lady I’m looking for.

1. Ages 23 to 29
2. MLB fan
3. NBA fan
4. College football fan
5. College basketball fan
6. NFL fan (there’s one girl who invited me to a Giants game since his dad is a season ticket holder but she’s ugly)
7. Likes going to Dunkin Donuts
8. Doesn’t bother me while I’m watching a playoff game
9. Petite
10. Cute
11. Nice attitude

That’s all I’m asking. :LOL:
Of course they only stay 23-29 for so long...then what? Show them the door at 30? We are such shallow fuckers!
 

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Only because you are applying post 1960s parameters.
Take away all the government laws & protections that falsely "empowered" females and guys with regular looks and build who is a good provider/protector (as long as he is not a fat slob, stinky, or have a genuinely ugly face) would do just fine.
They needed it. I'm not feminist but pre 1960s America had social structures that were too rigid and stifled self actualization. We live in the backlash from that rigidity. The game changed, people that failed to adapt were left behind.

You need a decent personality to attract women in addition to being a provider / protector and should be in reasonable shape with ok style.

I used to struggle with women too, then I stepped my game up.
 

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They needed it. I'm not feminist but pre 1960s America had social structures that were too rigid and stifled self actualization. We live in the backlash from that rigidity. The game changed, people that failed to adapt were left behind.

You need a decent personality to attract women in addition to being a provider / protector and should be in reasonable shape with ok style.

I used to struggle with women too, then I stepped my game up.
Exactly, we men need to step up our game. I go to the gym everyday not because I want to but because I want to be healthy and look good. I’m at the gym here in Seoul now as we speak. lol
 

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You need a decent personality to attract women in addition to being a provider / protector and should be in reasonable shape with ok style.
You and I already discussed this on another thread.
I've always have been all those things.
Maybe not "style" per se, but I always wore dress shirts/silk ties/dress slacks to work. So I have always dressed appropriately, but not "Armani" style (which really just wouldn't be me)
For reasons I won't go into (again), I gravitated to prostitutes at 19 and have been there ever since.
Which is why I always advise the young guys on this board to not start. Ever.
But I disagree that moving away from traditional male/females roles and expectations was either necessary or good.
But yeah, it won't change until we have WW3 or a meteor crashes into Earth or some other apocalypse occurs.
At least I have Florida and pools to look forward to.
 

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You and I already discussed this on another thread.

But I disagree that moving away from traditional male/females roles and expectations was either necessary or good.
new topic , the status quo was unsustainable. if an ugly woman was a brilliant scientist , she had no capability of providing for her self or reaching self actualization pre 1960
 

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Type of lady I’m looking for.

1. Ages 23 to 29
2. MLB fan
3. NBA fan
4. College football fan
5. College basketball fan
6. NFL fan (there’s one girl who invited me to a Giants game since his dad is a season ticket holder but she’s ugly)
7. Likes going to Dunkin Donuts
8. Doesn’t bother me while I’m watching a playoff game
9. Petite
10. Cute
11. Nice attitude

That’s all I’m asking. :LOL:
 

TIskier

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Type of lady I’m looking for.

1. Ages 23 to 29
2. MLB fan
3. NBA fan
4. College football fan
5. College basketball fan
6. NFL fan (there’s one girl who invited me to a Giants game since his dad is a season ticket holder but she’s ugly)
7. Likes going to Dunkin Donuts
8. Doesn’t bother me while I’m watching a playoff game
9. Petite
10. Cute
11. Nice attitude

That’s all I’m asking. :LOL:
Good list except for numbers 2-6. I prefer keeping my sports world mutually exclusive from my sex or sex interest world. Nothing kills my boner quicker than a sex interest trying to give me a tip about my slap shot.
 

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new topic , the status quo was unsustainable. if an ugly woman was a brilliant scientist , she had no capability of providing for her self or reaching self actualization pre 1960
You could say that about damn near everyone including men throughout history. Some brilliant guy in 1810 in Iowa might have liked to do something else with his life too but he was stuck breaking his ass from dawn til dusk every day being a dirt farmer to support his family.

I love this simplistic take of history people have where it's said that women had it so tough while all men lived like kings and had all the advantages. Where in actuality until like around 1890 most men in the world lived on about a dollar a day, were mostly serfs which was just slightly better than being a slave, did all the dangerous work, fought all the wars, etc. Pardon me for not shedding tears over that woman in 1958 who couldn't jump in the work force and immediately be president of Arco Oil.
 

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ugly girls dont get husbands
I really don't want to take this topic off on a tangent, but...
Have you ever been to Walmart or Home Depot?
Just take a look around and you'll see normal looking guys waking around with hippos and wildebeests.
I just saw this at Stop n Shop about an hour ago.
A Russian couple where the husband was regular looking/built and the wife was at least 60 lbs overweight.
 

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You could say that about damn near everyone including men throughout history. Some brilliant guy in 1810 in Iowa might have liked to do something else with his life too but he was stuck breaking his ass from dawn til dusk every day being a dirt farmer to support his family.

I love this simplistic take of history people have where it's said that women had it so tough while all men lived like kings and had all the advantages. Where in actuality until like around 1890 most men in the world lived on about a dollar a day, were mostly serfs which was just slightly better than being a slave, did all the dangerous work, fought all the wars, etc. Pardon me for not shedding tears over that woman in 1958 who couldn't jump in the work force and immediately be president of Arco Oil.
Its not about that. Its the fact that if you were a woman and you were intelligent no one would take you seriously. The anglo saxon patriarchy was too fucking rigid. It actively stifled everyone that was not a white male from self actualization. Its rigidity caused a huge backlash which was inevitable because human beings dont like restrictions on self actualization. It also harmed the economy - if you were a brilliant woman that had the potential to be the best doctor in a hospital , it would be almost impossible to realize that potential. Creating these fucking caste systems is immoral , creates artificial drags on the economy , and ultimately stifles the evolution of society.
 
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