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how do i ask for it
- Thread starter stevepwn
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Back to the original topic. In my experience, depends on the place and YMWillALWAYSVary. Very guarded He places in South. I just get naked before she comes in and lay face down on the table and said I had been there before. Gently rub her calves while she massages me to let her know what was my goal. Anything in the South. Say you have been there before and roll with it.
Anything in the Northeast, i have always said it is my first time there. In my experiences the mama sat down with me and we chatted for a bit about this and that. So far they have hooked me up some relaxing situations. I like NE mamas. They hook you up. At some point it is on you as well. Be respectful, but don't pay more than the standard. Tip what you want in private, but don't raise the standard.
Anything in the Northeast, i have always said it is my first time there. In my experiences the mama sat down with me and we chatted for a bit about this and that. So far they have hooked me up some relaxing situations. I like NE mamas. They hook you up. At some point it is on you as well. Be respectful, but don't pay more than the standard. Tip what you want in private, but don't raise the standard.
Let me add to my initial post.
Lay on the table and get a massage. At some point the girl will ask "What else you want to do?"
Answer her.
Then she'll say "Yo tip me?"
If your answer is correct you'll get what you're looking for, if not she'll tell you the right answer.
It all plays out very naturally.
Monger on.
Lay on the table and get a massage. At some point the girl will ask "What else you want to do?"
Answer her.
Then she'll say "Yo tip me?"
If your answer is correct you'll get what you're looking for, if not she'll tell you the right answer.
It all plays out very naturally.
Monger on.
Typically nothing needs to be said. The provider knows why you’re there. Sometimes a provider may ask what you like, other times they may be more discreet or careful. Once the main event commences however, and depending on how comfortable you are, you can make suggestions for what you like all the while understanding you have to respect the response and boundaries of the provider. Afterward you can decide for yourself if you would give a favorable review or would want to repeat. In this hobby, you win some and you lose some.
I contradict my hypocrisy on a regular basis. Eh, is what is. Just saying newbies shouldn't always be bashed down until they show what they are about. We were all there once, the past 5 years have made it more accessible. Constantly telling people to stfu is not helpful. Guiding them to correct protocol can lead to others providing info you are unaware of.
Edit. It could also lead to some newbie treating your favorite with respect instead of being some aggressive, disrespectful, piece of shit.
Edit. It could also lead to some newbie treating your favorite with respect instead of being some aggressive, disrespectful, piece of shit.
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For the OP. You received different feedback (both positive and negative). I would like to add that some parlors will not accept payment up front before the session. If that is the case, you know the house fee in place already (suppose 60/hr). Then communicate with the provider where you two will be going during the massage. After the session, make a payment (house fee plus tip). Some parlors will prefer total payment up front and they will know what to do. Usually much easier to pay up front and enjoy. Remember YMMV applies to some of us.
Steve…everyone can hate on Waterboy but he does make a point. Just get out there and do it. You will learn from the experience. I am not really a spa guy, I am really a strip club guy, but I like spas as well.
A couple of things. One, if you ever get a negative vibe just leave the spa. There will always be another place to go and tomorrow is another day. If you have already paid the house fee and no one has touched anyone then you can ask for it back and 99 times out of 100 they will give it back to you because nobody wants problems. If you are looking for just a good massage or full service look for a couple of things. If the provider is dressed head to toe in clothes she would have to work to get off then it is most likely just a HJ place. If she is wearing a dress or outfit that she can easily get off then it is mostly a Full Service place. Always remember that you are the guy spending the money so you are the guy that has some control over the experience.
They guy that said he gets a massage and a release should understand that the penalties are the same for getting a hand shake or going all of the way. It is the same thing, one just feels so much better than the other. If you get a hand job both parties are guilty of the same crime as if you had actual sex or compensation. If you have crazy sex and go ass to mouth and it would be the same criminal act for both parties. You have crazy sex and go ass to mouth and then stick it into a goat, the criminal violation would be the same as if you just got a hand job. However, they would tack on a cruelty to animals charge even if the goat like it. America, land of the free where consinting adults are not free to do what we want.
A couple of things. One, if you ever get a negative vibe just leave the spa. There will always be another place to go and tomorrow is another day. If you have already paid the house fee and no one has touched anyone then you can ask for it back and 99 times out of 100 they will give it back to you because nobody wants problems. If you are looking for just a good massage or full service look for a couple of things. If the provider is dressed head to toe in clothes she would have to work to get off then it is most likely just a HJ place. If she is wearing a dress or outfit that she can easily get off then it is mostly a Full Service place. Always remember that you are the guy spending the money so you are the guy that has some control over the experience.
They guy that said he gets a massage and a release should understand that the penalties are the same for getting a hand shake or going all of the way. It is the same thing, one just feels so much better than the other. If you get a hand job both parties are guilty of the same crime as if you had actual sex or compensation. If you have crazy sex and go ass to mouth and it would be the same criminal act for both parties. You have crazy sex and go ass to mouth and then stick it into a goat, the criminal violation would be the same as if you just got a hand job. However, they would tack on a cruelty to animals charge even if the goat like it. America, land of the free where consinting adults are not free to do what we want.
Not a fool. LE does not have the time, resources or manpower to dedicate officers to creating multiple fake login names, build up a post count and create/post fake reviews, for the possibility gathering a few crumbs of intel, most of which they already know. At best they might create a nick, and start asking questions, hoping a doofus responds with some juicy tidbits.
Better safe than sorry? Yep - lot's of wisdom in those words.
Better safe than sorry? Yep - lot's of wisdom in those words.
I'll be the first to say, being a newb myself (4 visits); I was scared shitless each and every time. Asking questions, even on the board in of itself can be overwhelming when you see how others get chewed out for asking certain questions. Obviously, this place is a guy's club and you have to be a "member" for any real intel. For general tips you'll find some helpful people. As many have stated, once you've set up your time, and you know how much it is you have to pay for what you're looking for, you're all set. Let them take over, or do your thing.
But god forbid you want to know where to go for an experience with a female that isn't over 60, or whose fake moans don't instantly make you limp; those questions will get you a lashing. Hit up the city and just visit a few places mentioned on the boards; after your first or second experience you'll realize that your mileage will vary GREATLY from the next guy. I think that's half the fun, (if you've got the money to make this a hobby). But definitely don't expect to get the holy grail of information from this or any other site, on where to find the best location, or ladies (if your looking for a one time fling).
But god forbid you want to know where to go for an experience with a female that isn't over 60, or whose fake moans don't instantly make you limp; those questions will get you a lashing. Hit up the city and just visit a few places mentioned on the boards; after your first or second experience you'll realize that your mileage will vary GREATLY from the next guy. I think that's half the fun, (if you've got the money to make this a hobby). But definitely don't expect to get the holy grail of information from this or any other site, on where to find the best location, or ladies (if your looking for a one time fling).
Well said - I would add however the skepticism newbs receive on a website like this is because of the huge amount of garbage on the internet. Long ago this information was whispered among gentlemen of means in social clubs where every member was vetted and trustworthy. Today, not so much. Nothing wrong with encouraging grasshoppers to jump through a few hoops before they are trusted.
