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Holly Smokes - New Bella at Dream

Slim shady

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I can't think of anyone that I have called a dime, other than Angela at GDS, and Baby at 202-206.
If I'm being honest, I don't think that you would know a dime, if she was sitting on your face.
Now you're being the regular basic jerkoff that you are. Just becuase I don't like my girls with a body of a 12 year old boy like you do, doesn't mean I wouldn't know a dime. I like women to look like women. If that's your kink good for you bro. But don't come at me with your bs. Next!
 

JohnnyCage

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My two cents on the matter of services any provider is willing to give comes down to chemistry plain and simple. IDK for certain if services rendered to HJ aren't available to anyone else. I have gone and seen providers based on his reviews and can honestly say I haven't been disappointed. I don't go to these sessions expecting the same service he mentions he receives in his reviews, I go merely on the recommendation that she is attractive. Because with any one these ladies, it can always be a YMMV situation at any given time. I set the bar low, so that it can only go up from when my sessions begin. I've seen some providers more than others and because of it, a relationship of chemistry and trust is established. All this is to say, if a provider genuinely likes you and enjoys your company, she will give you hints or straight up tell you. For me I use the reviews on here as a base as to whether a provider sounds attractive enough for me to go see her.
Happy Mongering Gents.
 

Happy Jack

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Now you're being the regular basic jerkoff that you are. Just becuase I don't like my girls with a body of a 12 year old boy like you do, doesn't mean I wouldn't know a dime. I like women to look like women. If that's your kink good for you bro. But don't come at me with your bs. Next!
Name one girl that I like with a body like a 12 year old boy? That is furthest from my taste. You like Fat Assed Latin Girls, I like Fit Spinners, or Tall Bikini Model types like Angela at GDS or Baby at 202-206.

Winter, Vivian, Phoenix, Mimi, Angela, Mango, Suki, Sasa, Cindy at Spa Wellness, and countless others that we have in common or that I have sent you to see that you said made your head explode. Not one of them has a body like a 12-year-old.

Please Stop Talking Out of Your Ass, Just to Hear Yourself Talk,


How pathetic are some of your lives, that you are so fucking concerned and obsessed with who I fuck, and who I get great service from.
 

Slim shady

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Name one girl that I like with a body like a 12 year old boy? That is furthest from my taste. You like Fat Assed Latin Girls, I like Fit Spinners, or Tall Bikini Model types like Angela at GDS or Baby at 202-206.

Winter, Vivian, Phoenix, Mimi, Angela, Mango, Suki, Sasa, Cindy at Spa Wellness, and countless others that we have in common or that I have sent you to see that you said made your head explode. Not one of them has a body like a 12-year-old.

Please Stop Talking Out of Your Ass, Just to Hear Yourself Talk,


How pathetic are some of your lives, that you are so fucking concerned and obsessed with who I fuck, and who I get great service from.
Lmao. Those you've mentioned you didn't turn me onto. Don't break your hand patting yourself on the back my friend. Mango and suki are the only ones on that list that I went to see because of you and were both great. The others I've either seen way before I even knew you or I just went to see on my own.
And for the record.... I couldn't give 2 shits who you fuck, when you fuck them or how you fuck them.
You my friend can't take an ounce of criticism without lashing out like a scared teenager
There is NO having a conversation with you.
Here
This should help.
Happy Jack, you are riggt
You are all knowing
We all worship you and your magnificent cock
If it weren't for you, we would be completely lost in this hobby or ours.
Please please tell me where to put my cock next.
Better? I don't want to bruise that ego of yours. Jesus christ my dude. You're gonna have a heart attack one day.
We get it. You are the spa master BUT........ NEWSFLASH...... not everyone HAS to agree with the almighty happy Jack.
Stay humble my guy.
 

Happy Jack

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@Slim shady You were not having a conversation. You were posting bullshit like you tend to do from time to time.

Some of you Mofo's love to dish shit out, but you can't handle it when I don't take your shit and stand up for myself.

I still waiting for who you claim that I like and see with the body of a 12 year old. Sorry, Bro, but you are talking out of your ass on that one.

While the handful of you sit here and obsess over who I fuck, who I review, and how I review them, I'll be out banging some new Asian Pussy.
 

Happy Jack

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Lmao. Those you've mentioned you didn't turn me onto. Don't break your hand patting yourself on the back my friend. Mango and suki are the only ones on that list that I went to see because of you and were both great. The others I've either seen way before I even knew you or I just went to see on my own.
And for the record.... I couldn't give 2 shits who you fuck, when you fuck them or how you fuck them.
You my friend can't take an ounce of criticism without lashing out like a scared teenager
There is NO having a conversation with you.
Here
This should help.
Happy Jack, you are riggt
You are all knowing
We all worship you and your magnificent cock
If it weren't for you, we would be completely lost in this hobby or ours.
Please please tell me where to put my cock next.
Better? I don't want to bruise that ego of yours. Jesus christ my dude. You're gonna have a heart attack one day.
We get it. You are the spa master BUT........ NEWSFLASH...... not everyone HAS to agree with the almighty happy Jack.
Stay humble my guy.
I guess you did not excel in reading comprehension. I said girls that we either had in common, or that I sent you to see.
I turned you on to Winter, Mango, Cindy at Spa Wellness, and I know that you saw a couple girls at GDS on my recommendation also.

Peace Out!
I need to decide which girl I'm going to go see tomorrow.
 

Jamesbenjiii

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Settle down boys ! Anyway I knew Bella looked familiar she was at stone spa back in august and I reviewed her. Didn’t have a good time but she was nice maybe got better since
 

Skeeter

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  • Have an unreasonably high sense of self-importance and require constant, excessive admiration.
  • Feel that they deserve privileges and special treatment.
  • Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements.
  • Make achievements and talents seem bigger than they are.
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  • Believe they are superior to others and can only spend time with or be understood by equally special people.
  • Be critical of and look down on people they feel are not important.
  • Expect special favors and expect other people to do what they want without questioning them.
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  • Be envious of others and believe others envy them.
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At the same time, people with narcissistic personality disorder have trouble handling anything they view as criticism. They can:

  • Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special recognition or treatment.
  • Have major problems interacting with others and easily feel slighted.
  • React with rage or contempt and try to belittle other people to make themselves appear superior.
  • Have difficulty managing their emotions and behavior.
  • Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change.
  • Withdraw from or avoid situations in which they might fail.
  • Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection.
  • Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, humiliation and fear of being exposed as a failure.
 

Slim shady

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It's all very cute. Most of the girls you see have no ass so yea. I like a thick Latina ass. Very few Asian have that or close to that. But yea. The fact remains that you can dish it but can't take it. Plain and simple. You keep doing what you're doing. Eventually you're gonna catch something nasty bro. And I won't be there to say I told you so because I'm not petty like you. So here..... This is me giving you the last word you so desperately crave......
People will still read your reviews and then go from there. I usually wait to see another review or 2 of a girl you review first..... That way it'll be a little more accurate. And I can tone down my expectations. Goodbye happy Jack. Stay safe.
 

Happy Jack

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It's all very cute. Most of the girls you see have no ass so yea. I like a thick Latina ass. Very few Asian have that or close to that. But yea. The fact remains that you can dish it but can't take it. Plain and simple. You keep doing what you're doing. Eventually you're gonna catch something nasty bro. And I won't be there to say I told you so because I'm not petty like you. So here..... This is me giving you the last word you so desperately crave......
People will still read your reviews and then go from there. I usually wait to see another review or 2 of a girl you review first..... That way it'll be a little more accurate. And I can tone down my expectations. Goodbye happy Jack. Stay safe.
You are so fucking delusional. You and a handful of others were dishing it out, and you couldn't handle it when I responded. If you're concerned about me having something, I'd say you're fucked. Did you forget who you were kissing right after I had my bare cock in her mouth?

You're the one fucking $100 girls out of dive hotels. Don't project your own fears, and worries toward me.
 

Slim shady

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You are so fucking delusional. You and a handful of others were dishing it out, and you couldn't handle it when I responded. If you're concerned about me having something, I'd say you're fucked. Did you forget who you were kissing right after I had my bare cock in her mouth?

You're the one fucking $100 girls out of dive hotels. Don't project your own fears, and worries toward me.
Lmao. And vice versa my dude.
Trust me..... I'm not worried about you at all. I've seen you on person.
You got picked on in school I'm wiling to bet. We can go all day bro. You can't handle when someone says something back to you. That's all this comes down to. Is your delicate ass ego. I don't bare back these "1$100 girls" I see at hotels. So don't worry about me my dude.
I knew you couldn't help but get the last word in
.... You call anyone that disagrees with you a shill or whatever the fuck you call them.
Look in the mirror happy Jack.
These guys aren't looking up to you..... They're laughing at you..... Just like high school.
 

Happy Jack

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Lmao. And vice versa my dude.
Trust me..... I'm not worried about you at all. I've seen you on person.
You got picked on in school I'm wiling to bet. We can go all day bro. You can't handle when someone says something back to you. That's all this comes down to. Is your delicate ass ego. I don't bare back these "1$100 girls" I see at hotels. So don't worry about me my dude.
I knew you couldn't help but get the last word in
.... You call anyone that disagrees with you a shill or whatever the fuck you call them.
Look in the mirror happy Jack.
These guys aren't looking up to you..... They're laughing at you..... Just like high school.
lol! All State Middle Linebacker and one of the Captains of the Football Team. No one was picking on me you little pencil armed fuck.
 

MongerTooMuch

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I love the jealousy from you all. Some of you are truly pathetic.



If I am so full of crap, why do countless rereviews mention that a guy read my review, then went to see the girl, and then say how awesome they were.

Bella has 3 reviews in less than 24 hours, and they all are in line with mine.

@Koondog I have a box full of your DM's asking about the girls I see. It's always the same bullshit question.

@Pineneedles I know your other handle and your real proclivity. Give it a rest already.

@Slim shady All the intel I share with you and the girls and situations I set you up with, and you post this bullshit?
You are disappointment my friend. How quickly you forgot about your birthday gift that I set up for you.
LMFAO, this dude goes into complete defensive mode all the time. Dude, your penthouse reviews mean nothing - I realize this is your only means of communicating and having a say or feelin good about yourself because you can't get anything else but no one believes anything you say- you obviously get kickbacks and you're a toxic dude
 

Happy Jack

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LMFAO, this dude goes into complete defensive mode all the time. Dude, your penthouse reviews mean nothing - I realize this is your only means of communicating and having a say or feelin good about yourself because you can't get anything else but no one believes anything you say- you obviously get kickbacks and you're a toxic dude
Mongertoomuch? 6 reviews in 20 months, and Zero Days Private Access.

Go back to Trollsvile.
 
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