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Holly Smokes - New Bella at Dream

Koondog

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Yeah, I’m sure Hap already has her on the docket for first thing tomorrow morning. lol and I’m sure she’ll have a fine wax floor and she’ll be the greatest of all time and all the other wonderful acronyms that he has she’ll definitely be his new all-time favored I’m sure.
Just make sure to look for the capitalization of every other word in the description title to make it all the more tantalizing for his adoring readers! Cutest Girl ever, with Mind Blowing C's and an Amazing Ass and full Red Rips ready to suck on Your Awaiting Dick!
 

Slim shady

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Yeah, I’m sure Hap already has her on the docket for first thing tomorrow morning. lol and I’m sure she’ll have a fine wax floor and she’ll be the greatest of all time and all the other wonderful acronyms that he has she’ll definitely be his new all-time favored I’m sure.
Those re views are getting old. I think because he is with so many girls, the spas probably tell the girls to do whatever the F he wants. Then we read the review and we go see the girl and it isn't at all like that. And then the excuse is. Well......ymmv......dont get me wrong. He's steered me in the right directions more than I care to count..... But I don't get the service he does..... None of us does......
 

MongerTooMuch

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Nobody gets treated like him because of his reviews. He is treated like royalty by the mms and spa owners because he brings them business. I’m sure he gets more freebies than he admits to because they know I good review from him makes them more money. So the girl treats him like a king. lol
or he is just full of crap which probably is more likely....
 

Happy Jack

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I love the jealousy from you all. Some of you are truly pathetic.

or he is just full of crap which probably is more likely....
If I am so full of crap, why do countless rereviews mention that a guy read my review, then went to see the girl, and then say how awesome they were.

Bella has 3 reviews in less than 24 hours, and they all are in line with mine.

@Koondog I have a box full of your DM's asking about the girls I see. It's always the same bullshit question.

@Pineneedles I know your other handle and your real proclivity. Give it a rest already.

@Slim shady All the intel I share with you and the girls and situations I set you up with, and you post this bullshit?
You are disappointment my friend. How quickly you forgot about your birthday gift that I set up for you.
 

Slim shady

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I love the jealousy from you all. Some of you are truly pathetic.



If I am so full of crap, why do countless rereviews mention that a guy read my review, then went to see the girl, and then say how awesome they were.

Bella has 3 reviews in less than 24 hours, and they all are in line with mine.

@Koondog I have a box full of your DM's asking about the girls I see. It's always the same bullshit question.

@Pineneedles I know your other handle and your real proclivity. Give it a rest already.

@Slim shady All the intel I share with you and the girls and situations I set you up with, and you post this bullshit?
You are disappointment my friend. How quickly you forgot about your birthday gift that I set up for you.

It's not bs. The regular guy does not get the service you get. That's a fact. I'm not talking shit. Read what I wrote again. It may be close and your reviews may be somewhat accurate. I put a lot of thought into when I see a girl. I'm showered, clean, breath is fresh. So for me, none of those reasons are why I don't get the service you get. I don't leave reviews like you and Im not willing to try the new girl. Been there done that and half the time it sucks. So I stick with who I know for the most part. But your reviews..... They sound too similar lately. If you can't take criticism without lashing out maybe this isn't the forum for you my friend.
 

Happy Jack

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It's not bs. The regular guy does not get the service you get. That's a fact. I'm not talking shit. Read what I wrote again. It may be close and your reviews may be somewhat accurate. I put a lot of thought into when I see a girl. I'm showered, clean, breath is fresh. So for me, none of those reasons are why I don't get the service you get. I don't leave reviews like you and Im not willing to try the new girl. Been there done that and half the time it sucks. So I stick with who I know for the most part. But your reviews..... They sound too similar lately. If you can't take criticism without lashing out maybe this isn't the forum for you my friend.
Maybe you should just stop reading my reviews, and stop texting me asking which girl to see. Just saying.

We have two other hypocrites in this thread.

One guy that only wants to know which girls offer BBFS, and another degenerate that text me and told me he wants to suck my dick.
 

Slim shady

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I ask for your opinion. That's all. Half the time I don't take it. And the other half you're on point. But I still don't get the service you do. I'm not hating on you bro. Do your thing. But every girl isn't a dime and an atf..... Just sayin
 

Slim shady

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Maybe you should just stop reading my reviews, and stop texting me asking which girl to see. Just saying.

We have two other hypocrites in this thread.

One guy that only wants to know which girls offer BBFS, and another degenerate that text me and told me he wants to suck my dick.
And if I'm being honest..... I can't remember the last time you wrote a half way negative review. No. You won't so that because the spas will get pissed at you for it. I get it brother. But again.... They aren't all dimes.....
 

mwpfw

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Those re views are getting old. I think because he is with so many girls, the spas probably tell the girls to do whatever the F he wants. Then we read the review and we go see the girl and it isn't at all like that. And then the excuse is. Well......ymmv......dont get me wrong. He's steered me in the right directions more than I care to count..... But I don't get the service he does..... None of us does......
I have gotten the same level of service or sometimes even better than what I have read in HJ reviews from every one barring one (suki from GDS). Only sometimes the look description is slightly off. I think HJ is more forgiving when the pics don't match but I don't think the girls need any special instructions. Sometimes you have to ease them into things you want.
 

Happy Jack

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And if I'm being honest..... I can't remember the last time you wrote a half way negative review. No. You won't so that because the spas will get pissed at you for it. I get it brother. But again.... They aren't all dimes.....
I can't think of anyone that I have called a dime, other than Angela at GDS, and Baby at 202-206.
If I'm being honest, I don't think that you would know a dime, if she was sitting on your face.
 

mwpfw

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During a full year I might find 3 or 4 girls worth getting excited about. With this guy it's 3 or 4 a week! Guess some of us are just more easily pleased and impressed than others.
Unless its a different bodytype you like I can vouch for some of HJ picks on Lucky, Angela and Yumi from GDS and Bell and Ina from Dream. In real life these girls would be in the top 1% in looks and if you took them out to a party, onlookers will think even the most handsome guy is punching above his weight. I am very picky when it comes to looks. I cannot repeat oneof my best sessions with Bella from BodyWorks, great bod, great boobs, great performance but avg looks.
 
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