Btw, I’m liking my own idea for dealing with suspicious wife with GPS more and more; anyone could find “therapy” useful, right?
There’s bound to be a therapist in one of the buildings that also houses a favorite amp, say, BG, or DDY.
So you confine yourself to that place for a few months. You always show at the same day and time, so you get the pick of the current litter.
Read a book on therapy and say things like, ‘I’m hearing that you’re frustrated that I’m not around more to help with the kids’.
She’ll feel that you’re really working on making yourself a better husband. You’ll feel satisfied with regular extracurricular activities. No elaborate lies need be concocted. Happy wife, happy home. Win-win.