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Glowing fake reviews Dream spa

Slim shady

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#61
Here is Hard Data Proof, that the claims that the reviews at this spa are fake, is unadulterated Bullshit.

As of 8:28 AM EST time this morning, I pulled up the last 20 reviews for this spa and excluded my own in that 20.
Only 1 of those 20 is a no recommendation. I included how many reviews the reviewer has written and the year they became a member.

1) Yes 59 Reviews 2018
2) Yes 38 Reviews 2019
3) Yes 3 Reviews 2023
4) Yes 6 Reviews 2022
5) Yes 44 Reviews 2019
6) Yes 16 Reviews 2021
7) Yes 3 Reviews 2023
8) Yes 2 Reviews 2023
9) No 6 Reviews 2019
10) Yes 3 Reviews 2023
11) Yes 1 Review 2022
12) Yes 21 Reviews 2019
13) Yes 2 Reviews 2023
14) Yes 3 Reviews 2023
15) Yes 4 Reviews 2022
16) Yes 27 Reviews 2018
17) Yes 5 Reviews 2022
18) Yes 16 Reviews 2021
19) Yes 13 Reviews 2018
20) Yes 17 Reviews 2020

That is 289 reviews between the last 20 reviewers or an average of 14 reviews each.
The median and average membership date being between the years 2020 and 2021.
Sounds like a credible group of members to me.

There are 20 pages of reviews for this spa when you pull the reviews up.
That is 400 reviews since there are 20 reviews per page.

I feel bad for those of you that don't have a good time if and when you have actually gone there, but 400 reviews is pretty strong evidence that this thread and the claims that the reviews are fake, It Total Bullshit.
Jesus man. I would say you need. A hobby but I think you need a job lol. Love ya buddy.
 

chasej

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Reviews: 19
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I've been underwhelmed by this place. I even saw a live cricket in the shower (not a joke). Been here 3 times. One was with mamisan who was watching her phone the entire massage time it was annoying
 

Happy Jack

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I've been underwhelmed by this place. I even saw a live cricket in the shower (not a joke). Been here 3 times. One was with mamisan who was watching her phone the entire massage time it was annoying
Underwhelmed, yet you went and saw Ada twice?

You've never seen a cricket indoors before? Christ some of you guys are real snowflakes.
 

chasej

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Reviews: 19
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I have to also admit how creepy you are invested in dream spa, and that you actually take the time to pull data and search people profile.

I do love snow. Honestly you sound like the snowflake man. Everyone is entitled to their opinion why are you so offended if anyone gives a hint of negativity? Just chill out dude
 

Happy Jack

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I have to also admit how creepy you are invested in dream spa, and that you actually take the time to pull data and search people profile.

I do love snow. Honestly you sound like the snowflake man. Everyone is entitled to their opinion why are you so offended if anyone gives a hint of negativity? Just chill out dude
I'm invested in it because the talent and location saves me over $1000 a month over the expense of going into Manhattan to find comparable talent and service.

It also bothers me that this is a review board, yet people get there panties in a bunch when people write reviews. It bothers me even more, when people's actions contradict what they write.

As far as that spread sheet goes, that took all of about 10 minutes to put together. The search engine on this site is very good if you know how to use it.

When I'm on call, and it's a quiet night like tonight, I spend some of my time waiting and entertaining myself by reading through this site like I am right now at 3 in the morning..
 

joh25

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size don't mean anything to them. and yes Happy Jack he is on the money. me my self i always get compliments the way i Dress and the way i look from all the ladies that i see. but saying that i don't get dress for them its the way i was brought up in Europe, i think when you look decent and clean you are giving some respect to this women and they appreciate you,
 

sxpm

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Doesn't look like you slept at all last night hahaha


You've done enough damage! This mission is over Dumbo!
Do you understand me!
This mission is over!
Look at all the evidence you have Johnny!
Look at the mongers out there!
Look at them!
I understand they won't know what to do without you.!
The sunny side of the street is dark!
Maybe the dark is from your eye's!
Maybe you had to much to fast!
Or just overplayed your part!
Dont tell me this place ain't got no heart!
You just gotta poke around!
They'll never believe you now!
It's over, Johnny!
It's over!!
#Shakedown
 

joh25

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This what I mean no reason to attack any one. that what is happened before and one by one we all got banned. Let’s learn from previous mistakes this is a site just to talk about the ladies and every one of us have different taste in women it dose not mean that I’m right and you are wrong about a review or a lady. So let’s it keep civilized and respectful toward each other .
 

MartyS

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#72
I'm so sick and tired reading lots of glowing fake reviews on Dream spa Again and Again. And they are mostly reviewed by NEW fake accounts. I know they are better than most of other spas in the area but it keep bothering me to find a good place/indy out. Again check accounts submitted reviews of Dream spa. Recently joined and mostly wrote on them. Hope mediator ban them exceptionally.
I was suspicious myself about Dream, but it seems like a lot of the reviews are from guys with many more reviews than 2 (considering being a member since 2018). Even on the other RM site the reviews are from mostly credible established reviewers. The RM board it is a little easier to see fake reviews from reviewers who only have 1 review or choose to make their profiles private and the post reviews every 5-6 days.
 

Calumny

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My two cents as someone who has been around awhile... Dream is good for CNJ not as good as other places of the past (HAGNJ) and nowhere near as good as the top tier places (within reason) that NYC offers. For the price Dream was definitely worth it but I would not put the best girls above the service one would expect from a reputable agency for a few $$ more. As far as reviews being BS there will always be shills and white knights for places and there will always be overly critical mongers pissed that they didn't get the best service for under a $ when they look and smell like a pile of filth. Part of the hobby I really feel that this place was worth it for the money however with all of the double bookings and lack of crowd management I doubt I will go again myself.

Again just my two cents as I feel this thread has gotten out of control...
 

Jerseyboy

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#74
Happy‘s analysis confirmed my anecdotal observation which is there are a ton (maybe excessive) number of reviews. with that many reviews I think all have a very good sense of the experience there and the providers. I wish I’d see more variety of places in the list of reviews.

I would expect there are some people using the information from other peoples review to create their own to get review credit versus actually going to the spa. I’m sure there is some of that, but assuming the majority are real and it dominates the review list, they must be overly busy. Given the details in many of the reviews, they are likely catching attention of LE who for sure monitor this site. Due to all that, I personally wouldn’t venture over there. Perhaps less reviews (and less detail in them) would be good for the board and the spa?

I don’t have any dog in this hunt - not my kind of spa. But have been following the threads for entertainment (we got a number of diverse personalities here - makes the reading interesting
 

BigT1962

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Reviews: 8
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#76
This place is the best spot in central Jersey since Ocean Spa closed. I am older guy and girls here have treated me great. How can
Someone that never tried place say reviews are fake. Every provider here had given top service, is young and very attractive.
 

MongerTooMuch

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I think we need to appreciate the detailed reviews and hard empirical data given by Happy Jack! Rest is noise. Thank you sir
any place that has 76 comments and over 4000 views on just one thread is well, likely out of control ;) just saying my friends, it's a show that no one is going to benefit from at this point. Enjoy the rest of your weekend
 

Happy Jack

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any place that has 76 comments and over 4000 views on just one thread is well, likely out of control ;) just saying my friends, it's a show that no one is going to benefit from at this point. Enjoy the rest of your weekend
Considering you've never been there, or at least have never reviewed the place, I'd say your comments are nothing but Spam.

The hypocrisy of this thread is astounding. This is a review board, yet there are a lot of Karen's on here that get their panties in a bunch when a spa is frequently and well reviewed.
 
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