Glowing fake reviews Dream spa

[Happy Jack]

I think I'm gonna die

I think you're one of the idiots that got himself banned on Saturday and you made a new handle yesterday.

 

[TOKES]

Always take the table shower. I work construction and always go in dirty. I do keep deodorant in my truck it never stopped me from getting great service. During ts I ask for soap in hands. I also wash my face and hair if a bad day. I grab the mouthwash they have there before she tries to give me it to show I know the ropes and want a clean experience as well. Even better when they wash with you to show they are fresh as well. Learn to groom yourself. Try not to smell like a cigg if you are a smoker.

 

[Amp Army]

I think you're one of the idiots that got himself banned on Saturday and you made a new handle yesterday]

Oh comon lighten up. now that was funny! You can't be that big of a dick or maybe you can.

 

[Anonajohn]

Always take the table shower. I work construction and always go in dirty. I do keep deodorant in my truck it never stopped me from getting great service. During ts I ask for soap in hands. I also wash my face and hair if a bad day. I grab the mouthwash they have there before she tries to give me it to show I know the ropes and want a clean experience as well. Even better when they wash with you to show they are fresh as well. Learn to groom yourself. Try not to smell like a cigg if you are a smoker.

I love how this sage advice is sandwiched into the bickering and trolling of the surrounding posts like the chewy center of the Tootsie Pop.

 

[Murphy23]

I love how this sage advice is sandwiched into the bickering and trolling of the surrounding posts like the chewy center of the Tootsie Pop.

Dude’s like “Definitely take the shower if your literally filthy”

 

[Murphy23]

Dude’s like “Definitely take the shower if your literally filthy”

you’re*

 

[Amp Army]

Always take the table shower. I work construction and always go in dirty. I do keep deodorant in my truck it never stopped me from getting great service. During ts I ask for soap in hands. I also wash my face and hair if a bad day. I grab the mouthwash they have there before she tries to give me it to show I know the ropes and want a clean experience as well. Even better when they wash with you to show they are fresh as well. Learn to groom yourself. Try not to smell like a cigg if you are a smoker.

What! After that now that's funny too

 

[Rob060564]

This bickering need to stop. Just enjoy the massages. If you don’t like it go away and use other places. This place is best in my opinion. Go and search spend some money and time.

 

[Happy Jack]

I love how this sage advice is sandwiched into the bickering and trolling of the surrounding posts like the chewy center of the Tootsie Pop.

It's relevant, because a very small handful of guys have been claiming they are not getting the same service as the rest of us, so they wrongly are assuming the reviews are fake. This spa has over 400 reviews in the past year, with the overall majority being very positive.

Perhaps the issue is with the individual customers that are unsatisfied, vs the girl.

 

[Anonajohn]

Dude’s like “Definitely take the shower if your literally filthy”

I ALWAYS accept the shower, even if I showered right before I went. Not only is it going to make the girl more comfortable with body contact and activities, you can verify that she has cleaned off her previous customer. Win-win

 

[Murphy23]

I ALWAYS accept the shower, even if I showered right before I went. Not only is it going to make the girl more comfortable with body contact and activities, you can verify that she has cleaned off her previous customer. Win-win

You gotta do the shower. Even if it’s super standard, it’s always great. (Except in the winter, that can get tricky)

 

[Amp Army]

It's relevant, because a very small handful of guys have been claiming they are not getting the same service as the rest of us, so they wrongly are assuming the reviews are fake. This spa has over 400 reviews in the past year, with the overall majority being very positive.

Perhaps the issue is with the individual customers that are unsatisfied, vs the girl.

Oh please that's the point! We get it already you just keep on saying the same shit over and over and over and over we can figure it out without your help.

 

[Amp Army]

And have a little respect I'm a 5 star General and self appointed leader of the amp army

 

[Murphy23]

Oh please that's the point! We get it already you just keep on saying the same shit over and over and over and over we can figure it out without your help.

The Big Hard Data Proof isn’t bullshit!

 

[Murphy23]

And have a little respect I'm a 5 star General and self appointed leader of the amp army

General Amp

 

[Murphy23]

This bickering need to stop. Just enjoy the massages. If you don’t like it go away and use other places. This place is best in my opinion. Go and search spend some money and time.

STOP THE MADNESS!

 

[Amp Army]

General Amp

Yes and cum to attention when addressing me thank you

 

[Amp Army]

The Big Hard Data Proof isn’t bullshit!

Holy shit I'll give you some more rope

 

[Amp Army]

Sorry ment him

 

[Amp Army]

I love how this sage advice is sandwiched into the bickering and trolling of the surrounding posts like the chewy center of the Tootsie Pop.

Now that is funny I love a tootsie pop