Gifts for Providers

[PeteMcCoy]

Last year I went on a rant on this board about guys who give their favorite girls gifts. I made a request that when they do that to please give a good scotch or a 12 pack of Miller Lite. Those gifts that are given to the girls are re-gifted to their favorite customers. It's a drag when they give you a bottle of pink champagne or plum brandy (two actual gifts I have received). Well imagine my surprise today when I was handed a gift bag after my session and it contained a very nice bottle of whisky!

I won't reveal the brand because I don't want the poor schmuck who gave the gift to be mad at the girl who gave it to me.

 

[Wayne1250]

That's why you give a more personal gift that they won't give to a customer unless you like to cross-dress and are their size.

 

[Lemonlime2]

Just give them cash they will never regift that anything else will end up with a fellow monger.

 

[markkennedy]

Only two AMP girls and one MMS are getting a prize this year, and all three are going to get a thoughtful personal gift. I 100% refuse to give gifts of trash for the sake of giving gift. There is nothing more ridiculous than giving a gift that literally shows you don't know anything about that person and don't give a fsck about them. People who know me IRL know that in my religion we don't drink alcohol, so when Christmas time comes, I know who to delete from my contacts by who gives me alcohol presents. And it will be half of them. I could open a liquor store with all the alcohol I've already gotten and December's only half over!

 

[AsianJedi]

Only two AMP girls and one MMS are getting a prize this year, and all three are going to get a thoughtful personal gift. I 100% refuse to give gifts of trash for the sake of giving gift. There is nothing more ridiculous than giving a gift that literally shows you don't know anything about that person and don't give a fsck about them. People who know me IRL know that in my religion we don't drink alcohol, so when Christmas time comes, I know who to delete from my contacts by who gives me alcohol presents. And it will be half of them. I could open a liquor store with all the alcohol I've already gotten and December's only half over!

I'm curious, what religion prohibits alcohol but allows AMPs. LMAO!

 

[markkennedy]

I'm curious, what religion prohibits alcohol but allows AMPs. LMAO!

In our religion, we believe in self-control and self-reliance. So from time to time we may make one or more of three pledges to demonstrate our self-control and personal power. Abstaining from alcohol (I am in year 31 of 100 year pledge!), abstain from cutting any hair on body (I alternate two months at a time), and no touch dead corpse or be in place where corpses may be (am in year four of five year pledge... is harder for my wife who is a doctor and occasionally the situation comes up she has to let someone else handle; I was in year two of a five year pledge when 911 happened.. I had to break that vow when sent to that place where the "some people who did some thing" came from, to produce dead corpses by the truckload). We are Samsonian Nazirites. AMPs would fall squarely into our core beliefs in self-reliance and personal power.

 

[Koujiao]

In our religion, we believe in self-control and self-reliance. So from time to time we may make one or more of three pledges to demonstrate our self-control and personal power. Abstaining from alcohol (I am in year 31 of 100 year pledge!), abstain from cutting any hair on body (I alternate two months at a time), and no touch dead corpse or be in place where corpses may be (am in year four of five year pledge... is harder for my wife who is a doctor and occasionally the situation comes up she has to let someone else handle; I was in year two of a five year pledge when 911 happened.. I had to break that vow when sent to that place where the "some people who did some thing" came from, to produce dead corpses by the truckload). We are Samsonian Nazirites. AMPs would fall squarely into our core beliefs in self-reliance and personal power.

Help us out here, servicing yourself lustfully at AMP’s may be analogous to the failures and eventual demise of Sampson, which was his lust and uncontrollable desire for women outside his religion. Judges covered this. His lust for a harlot pissed God off, who gave him a second chance, but he couldn’t overcome his desire….and it eventually lead to his demise at the hands of this harlot, Delilah.

 

[Lonelylarry1]

Help us out here, servicing yourself lustfully at AMP’s may be analogous to the failures and eventual demise of Sampson, which was his lust and uncontrollable desire for women outside his religion. Judges covered this. His lust for a harlot pissed God off, who gave him a second chance, but he couldn’t overcome his desire….and it eventually lead to his demise at the hands of this harlot, Delilah.

Jesus! Pun intended. Never expected to see a religious discussion on this site.

 

[Twp1032]

Jesus! Pun intended. Never expected to see a religious discussion on this site.

Over in the 2 pump chump thread some one is suggesting that thinking of any of the first ladies during the deed will insure that a monger doesnt finish too fast. If that diesnt work perhaps they read this thread. Talk about taking a left turn.

 

[Koujiao]

Jesus! Pun intended. Never expected to see a religious discussion on this site.

lol. Samson was a monger, his insatiable lust for variety led to his demise, and his story is retold every day on this site. Can I get an Amen!

anyone….anyone…Buehler?

 

[이 회장님]

Most Korean women prefer Soju over whiskey. I prefer Mountain Dew. lol