Craziest Experiences

[Ampmonger]

This guy's had enough experiences to fill about a dozen lifetimes! I applaud you good sir!

Btw, what are the names of these places? Asking for a friend. Lol

Lol no prob
The go go bar in Paterson is the 5th Ave lounge. God knows if it's still open

The Backpage girl is long gone. She disappeared before Backpage got shut down and she hasn't popped up anywhere else since. Her name was Brittany. Tiny blonde, not a pretty face but nice body. Kind of a crackhead

The CT place was on Allen St if memory serves, it was a basement hole in the wall place you'd find anywhere else in CT... I think it's gone

 

[Ampmonger]

I can keep going with stories... These aren't crazy as much as they were surprises.

I tend to avoid Russian massage girls as my experiences with them have been largely cold and I find that even though the girls are hot they're not worth the money. One time I was proven wrong though. I found a girl in the east 50's hosting in an apartment. She was on the thicker side but carried it very well. She was very young and sweet. She let me into her apartment wearing a thin robe and immediately dropped it. The massage lasted maybe 5 minutes and then she just laid next to me and we started passionately making out. She was really, really into deep kissing. She saw how hard I was and began a very slow erotic HJ. She was a pro. She moved her body closer to mine laying on her side and was rubbing me against her stomach which felt great. This led to her lifting a leg and rubbing me against her pussy. She teased me with her pussy for as long as I could hold out, all while deep kissing me like a HS girlfriend. As my breathing and moaning got more intense I expected her to shift positions but she sped up and started whispering in my ear "cum my pussy, cum my pussy" and I let go of a week's worth of cum all over her lips and legs. She laid on the bed for a good 5 minutes just playing with the mess I painted all over her twat and her thighs before leading us to take a shower together. After that we cuddled in her bed for a good 20 minutes to the point I almost fell asleep. Far and away the best experience I ever had with a Russian

Another time I found a white (American girl) hosting in a tiny hotel room somewhere near the east village. I remember her name was Chloe and she did all of her communicating via email. The room was smaller than an office. It was just a door, a single bed, a TV hanging on the wall and a window AC unit. There was a communal bathroom down the hall, that's how small this room was. She did the massage in nothing but panties then laid on the bed and asked me what I liked. I told her if she was willing to do a BJ I'd love that, but she wanted to know specifics... If I had any fetishes or kink interests. She asked if I wanted her to use candle wax, or clamps, anything Iike that. I just blurted out that I have a pee fetish (which I do) but we'd have to sneak into the communal bathroom together and I didn't want to cause any trouble with the hotel. Without saying a word she pulled her panties to the side and started pissing like a fountain all over the bed like it was nothing. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. She said I hope you like that because I have more then had me lay on the bed and she straddled me. She gave me a HJ and told me to let her know when I was close and when I did she pissed even more all over me and made me cum really hard. She handed me a towel and pointed me to the bathroom down the hall to shower. I couldn't believe what happened. No towel, no plastic sheets, nothing, just soaked the bed with piss without giving it another thought.

 

[Salyahoo]

Frequented a Russian place hidden in a medical office years ago in Queens. F/S with whoever was available, but on Fridays only the owner was free and she did not provide F/S. Excuses always varied from husband, boyfriend, I don’t do that. She by far was the hottest of all of them. Mid-upper 40s, perfect natural C’s, and a the typical Eastern European resting bitch face. When she smiled it looked like an involuntary spasm. But I was IN TO HER. Even when I was dumb enough to offer to over spend she would not take anything for a go. Typical visit was a TS where she stayed dressed and wouldn’t allow anything until we got into the room. Drove me nuts. Once in the room, laid down, scented oils, and a more rubbing technique than a massage. She would put some of her weight on my back if I asked. So-so standard all around. When she got undressed, I lose all senses. Just a beautiful body. 5’2 or so, 120 lbs and big natural C’s that stayed firm. Small but nice butt. No stretches or flab. Every session was playing or sucking her breasts or FIV but not inside. Nothing sensual but controlling in a way that I couldn’t resist her.

Ok - crazy part. One visit we went through the usual. On the flip I FIV, I don’t know if she shifted a way by accident but I got a digit presses inside her lips (not all the way in). She’s doing her thing on my pole and I’m slowly matching her motion on her clit. She picks up some steam and I (on my back, palm up underneath her) start to follow. I’m looking at her face her eyes close taking it in and I’m anticipating I’m going to bust soon and I slide right in. She lets me and I’m still going the same rhythm (which was getting uncomfortable in my position, but I saw she was losing her mind). She stops the tug and lands her body flat across me on the table screaming! I mean there is sexy screaming in ecstasy and there is what she did, which was screaming like she broke her leg. Meanwhile, with her weight on top of me and her carrying on, my hand is still underneath her with the same rhythm. And she still going off like I punched her in eye. She finally pulls my hand off and smacks the shit out of my chest, puts on a robe and leaves.
So there I am on the table like WTF happened?!?! My pipe turned got limp and I lay there a good 10 min thinking, ooook I’m done. Unfinished mind you. As I was getting up the unmistakable pain of blue balls crept up. Oh I felt that from my balls to my insides. Putting on my underwear was not fun. But as I was starting to get dressed, she walks right back into the room. Where you going? You finished? Um NO? What happened? She says Shhh lay back down. Got undressed and back on the table, wouldn’t let me talk or ask questions. Starting playing with my schlong, a few minutes and I’m going right again.
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Someone starts banging on the door. Then it sounds like they are trying to force it open. WTF PART II. She can’t go out naked to answer so she hustles her clothes back on and I start doing the same blue balls be damned. She goes to the door and someone, security, custodian, next office I don’t know who is asking if she’s ok because everyone heard the screaming and they are going to call the cops. I don’t know what excuse she made, but she got rid of them. My hour session was now at 1:15 and I haven’t finished, and she says I’m out time but do I want to buy another half hour. THE NERVE of this bitch! After all the shit I went though she wants me to pay the hour, the tips, AND another half hour? And my balls are killing me. GTFOH!

So of course, I paid the extra half hour. Go back in and she refuses to take off her underwear, and has the audacity to tell ME to not make noise. It just took 10 minutes and my splooge took off with several air born launches. Got that spasm smile from her after. Still had 20 minutes and she did a clean up and a shitty leg massage and I was done. She left the room and I got the post nut clarity that haunts me to this day. I think I paid about 300 altogether. With NO F/S. As I walked out people from the clinic next door and the custodian stared at me as I exited with the walk of shame. I didn’t come back for months and when I did, she had sold the place and left the state.
But ever since I have been an absolute sucker for a EE with a resting bitch face.

 

[Hobby1975]

Most of my crazy experiences happened in NJ. I have a few I can share here, not in any particular order.

There was a hole in the wall go go in Paterson I used to visit. It was in an industrial area and I would hit it after work so I never really worried about anyone messing with my car or with me. At the time they didn't have any lap dance booths or a back room (they later put together a couple of makeshift booths with curtains), but basically you would walk in, sit, order a drink and within minutes a 45+ Brazilian or Russian girl would sit next to you and ask for a drink. So you'd buy her a drink, chat it up, tip her a few bucks here and there, maybe she'd offer you a massage, and before too long she would cuddle up next to you and give you a HJ right at the bar. This wasn't me getting lucky or having a connection there, this was the routine with this place. One night I'm chatting with an older Russian who I kinda got to know and she's rubbing my shoulders but someone walked in who was more of a regular for her so she apologized, got up and sat with him on the other end of the bar. There was a younger Brazilian who I'd never seen, maybe 30 (which is the youngest you'd ever see there), a little heavy set but cute. She was wearing a bikini top and jean shorts. I made eye contact with her and pointed to the empty seat next to me and she walked over. I asked if she wanted a drink and she shyly asked if she could do a shot of tequila. I obliged and the bartender poured her a shot. She threw it back like a pro and smiled at me as she sucked on the lemon and immediately asked for another. Within 5 minutes this girl did 4 shots and was loosening up. She cuddled up close to me and started to rub me over my pants. I responded by rubbing her thighs and what happened next blew my mind. She unbuttoned/unzipped her shorts and guided my hand down to her already soaking wet pussy. She told me to finger her and was holding my hand with hers directing me on how she liked it. Once I figured out the rhythm she liked she let go and leaned on me as a finger blasted her. Less than 2 minutes in she grabs my hand, starts bucking violently and I felt a torrent of warm wetness soak my hand and her shorts. She squirted all over herself right there at the bar. She pulled my hand out of her shorts, licked my fingers clean, then stood up and positioned herself between my legs. She unzipped my pants, leaned in a little and gave me a HJ right there at the bar until I came all over her stomach and her wet shorts. She grabbed a few napkins from the bar, wiped her stomach off then pointed at her shorts while laughing and said "I'm keeping these like this". We sat at the bar together for another half hour or so, she gave me a nice massage and then I left. Never saw her again. Fucking tequila, brings out the best in some lol.

Another time I found a girl in Backpage (back when it was around) hosting at a fleabag hotel in Secaucus. I wisely parked down the street and did the creeper walk to her door. She was very petite and had a nice tight body but she was a weirdo, probably high on something. She just babbled the entire time I was there. I just wanted to blow and go, which is what I did. I literally walked out on her as she was mid-sentence babbling about God knows what. That's not the crazy part... This is. A few weeks later she texted me asking if I wanted to see her, which I politely declined saying I wasn't crazy about the hotel she was in. She told me she was at her apartment in union City and I could see her there so against my better judgement I agreed. She buzzed me into the main door of her building and met me at the door of her first floor apartment. The babbling picked up right where it left off the last time so I guided her head to my cock to shut her up. She did a good job on her knees for a bit but said she wanted to lay on the bed and have me FF her, no problem for me, anything to keep her quiet. She laid on the bed and I straddled her face, pumping away at her mouth, occasionally popping out to slap her face with my cock and have her lick my balls. When I got close I pulled out of her mouth to have her jerk me into her face. Literally as I was about to cum we heard the main building door creak open and she says "OMG that's my boyfriend" as I'm cumming on her face. She pushes me off of her as I'm still cumming, splattering her body and the sheets and she tells me to go into the bathroom. I'm buck naked, cum dripping from my still throbbing helmet, and having a full blown panic attack that I'm about to be beaten to death by this looney tune's boyfriend. I stand in her bathroom frozen in panic for maybe a minute before she opens the door saying nevermind that wasn't him. I dressed faster than Clark Kent in a phone booth and ran out of there without saying another word.

I know this getting long but I have one more. This happened in the city. I was at a Chinatown spot with the standard rooms with walls that don't go to the ceiling and curtains for doors. So you basically hear every evil sex noise coming from the other rooms. As I walk in I can hear a girl getting railed in one of the rooms. My girl leads me to an empty room and I strip, lay face down and she starts a massage, all while listening to the girl 3 feet away in the next room getting pounded. Less than 3 minutes in I hear a loud slap and the girl started frantically yelling at the guy in Chinese (I'm guessing it was Chinese) and he was talking back to her also in Chinese. The mama stomps her way past my room into theirs and also starts screaming at the guy at the top her lungs. All the while my massage girl is just doing her thing like it's another day at the office. I have no idea what happened but if I had to guess the guy got too rough with her and slapped her ass too hard, or maybe she slapped him in the face, who knows. It finally calmed down and my girl just went on with the massage, then a ST and a bbbj like nothing happened. Haven't been back there since and I'm pretty sure the place is gone now anyway.

I have more stories but I'm sure the war&peace I just shared here is enough for now lol. Happy mongering all

Haha, great stories. Especially the one with Looney Tunes. Glad it wasn’t her boyfriend and you got out of there intact.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

Craziest?
I dunno.
There's been too many.
Here's one crazy thing though.
My regular from 1989-90 was a girl named "Kelly" who worked on the corner of 45th and 11th.
If you view the opening credits of the film "Sea of Love", you will see her getting into what looks like Dodge Caravan or something.
She tried to sue the film producers for including that.
No dice.

PS.
The Caravan thing was not mine.
I had an '83 Monte Carlo at the time.

 

[30000 rpm]

A few years back, when living in fidi, used to go to samsun frequently. It was a decent spot for a surprisingly good massage and basic HE service. Had one or two girls there that would sometimes go a little further but never FS

Also, worth quickly mentioning that my usual MO is sticking with a girl for a while and chipping away at her over time, seeing if I can expand the menu with someone who otherwise would not go further with a client.

Anyway, there was a new girl there (Gina) who had barely been there a week. She was a tiny young thing, definitely low 20s, and was really reserved. Always had a mask on, wouldn't speak much, dressed in baggy flannel pajama pants and shirts.

BUT she gave the most magical HJ I've ever had. Unbelievably soft hands, slow strokes, perfect teasing and retreating to keep the magic going for a while. And the ST buildup was equally skilled and tantalizing

Went back to see her a few times in the first few weeks and began to work my charms. First I just put my hand on her inner thigh instead of her outter leg/butt and she JUMPED. Like a cat that saw a snake. But I asked for permission and slowly worked my way back there and she settled down, but didn't let me work my way up to her V just yet

Next session I got her to take her top off but she kept her bra on. Smooth skin. Tight but not toned. Just a beautiful, youthful body. She let me run my fingers on her belly and tease her belt line but not go further. She got a little trembly when I teased around there too

Finally, I just sat and waited for her at the next session. Was sitting at the edge of the bed instead of laying face down. She came in hesitantly and let me work slowly. First just held for a minute, from behind, and kissed her neck. Then eased her shirt up slowly and kissed her shoulders and stomach. Worked her bra off and took a nipple into my mouth and this girl was quivering like a leaf. After a minute I was working my hand down her stomach toward her pants and her body was *begging* at that point. Laid her down and ate her out and she exploded like she hadn't felt human contact before in her life. Like it was her first O. Made her cum a few times and went to lay on the table but she stepped out of the room.

Minute later one of the other girls came in and said that Gina had to go suddenly and that she would finish out the massage for me

And that was it. Never saw her again. She was definitely out of the rotation at Samsun by the next time I called and didn't get her direct contact or any info on where she might have gone, if she even stayed in the game

For all I know I ended her career before it even started

But if anyone has a lead, I'd love to see her again

 

[Adventuring2021]

So, I have been looking for mature 60+ asian providers for a long time. It wasn't until I joined here and learned that I just needed to go to CT to find it. But before that, a few years ago I began texting asian places around town, hoping they could direct me or would help me find an older asian (thin) provider.

One of them got back to me. She said, "My mom has been looking to meet someone." Um, okaaay... Now my twisted mind is imagining all kinds of interesting scenarios. So we text a few more times, and over time it became clear that we were talking about two different things. I thought she was pimping her mother out. We finally realized that I was just trying to make a generous donation for one hour of time, lol. Very sweet woman to be trying to set me up with her mom. I wonder how that would have worked.

 

[richardp2918]

There's some great stories in here.

Back when NYCGUY was just a lil' nycboy, I had met with a lovely lady who was only providing to supplement her budding music career. (For context, I am a musician too) She was a sexy little college co-ed type, curly black hair, mixed ethnicity, nose ring. We sat on her couch and talked for a bit before moving to the bedroom which is where I saw all her setup. We wind up talking influences and rock and roll and the "state of things" as they are today, how difficult it is to get heard and what the hustle is like.

30 minutes later she says "oh shit my roommate is going to be home. Should we..."

Yes, little darling, we should. The remaining time was spent in kind of a frenzy, after a bit of mutual oral I get maybe a dozen pumps before emptying onto her belly. We part ways and not 4 weeks later my band shares a stage with hers ... We kick back to her place after and it's a much different experience: Carnal and passionate. It's fucking 3am, my guitar and gear are in her tiny little bedroom, she's leaking my cum out of her and she has the fucking balls to ask me for $$.

Guuuuuuurl.

You should've said "no problem but I charge $$$, so you owe me $"

When I'm vibing with a girl, I'll do this and I always get a laugh. I tell them I'll put it on their tab and hand over the payment.

Based on this tab I'm owed across dozens of girls in NY, I'm quite a wealthy person.

 

[richardp2918]

So, I have been looking for mature 60+ asian providers for a long time. It wasn't until I joined here and learned that I just needed to go to CT to find it. But before that, a few years ago I began texting asian places around town, hoping they could direct me or would help me find an older asian (thin) provider.

One of them got back to me. She said, "My mom has been looking to meet someone." Um, okaaay... Now my twisted mind is imagining all kinds of interesting scenarios. So we text a few more times, and over time it became clear that we were talking about two different things. I thought she was pimping her mother out. We finally realized that I was just trying to make a generous donation for one hour of time, lol. Very sweet woman to be trying to set me up with her mom. I wonder how that would have worked.

Wow...I mean if it was me, I might've gone on a few dates with the mom, in between seeing the daughter in the rooms. Was this a girl you'd already had and she was trying to set you up with her mother?

 

[quanbk]

Craziest?
I dunno.
There's been too many.
Here's one crazy thing though.
My regular from 1989-90 was a girl named "Kelly" who worked on the corner of 45th and 11th.
If you view the opening credits of the film "Sea of Love", you will see her getting into what looks like Dodge Caravan or something.
She tried to sue the film producers for including that.
No dice.

PS.
The Caravan thing was not mine.
I had an '83 Monte Carlo at the time.

Nice ass!

 

[AutomaticSlim]

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Nice ass!

That's her.
I have those saved as well.
She was 5'3, 110lbs.
She looked much better in person.
Her pimp was a shitstain called "Big O".

 

[Adventuring2021]

Wow...I mean if it was me, I might've gone on a few dates with the mom, in between seeing the daughter in the rooms. Was this a girl you'd already had and she was trying to set you up with her mother?

No, I had not seen her. I was just reaching out to several AMPs to ask if they had older women I could meet. Not a bad thought, but dating for me is a problem for obvious reasons

 

[virgil0000]

Maybe not the craziest but this is what could happen when you rolled the dice with backpage ladies about 15 years ago

Called and set up an appointment with Brittney which was easy enough. She was staying at the *******. Called when I was downstairs and she met me at the elevator. Fake pic. as expected but fairly attractive face w/nice body (she was wearing short shorts and a tee shirt) she was very nervous and asked whether I was a cop. I said no, but once inside her room she asked me to whip out to prove it.

She was sharing a room with her girlfriend a light skinned black girl who was slightly cross eyed. I was not getting a good vibe but I stayed nonetheless and opted for the half hour which was for a massage $.5 Her friend went to the bathroom and that is when the upselling started. I should have asked a whole lot more questions before I made the trip but lesson learned (I am used to RMPs in the city). To get her naked was another $ and $.5 for a BJ. I opted for just a clothed massage which was obviously a big disappointment to her. She started a lackluster hj and kept saying how boring this was and how this could be a lot more fun.

About five minutes into the hj she says I have two more minute minutes. I corrected her and said I still have at least twenty minutes. Her retort is that I am paying her for her time and that I do not need to get such an attitude. She says "all I have been is sweet and you are getting nasty and giving me attitude". She then goes on to say you are making me very uncomfortable and she is fearful for her safety which must have been the signal for her friend to pop out of the bathroom. All this time I have neither raised my voice nor gotten the least bit agitated I simply say “ok you do not want to give me a massage give me back my money”. That is when the real show starts; they both get on the phone saying there is a guy in the room acting all crazy. Not sure who they are calling pimp? but I insist that I am fine waiting for whoever it is they are speaking to but I want my money back. They then threatened to call hotel security. I tell them I am not going anywhere until I get my money back.

Finally they acquiesce and Brittney agrees to give me my money back but not in the room I follow her outside and she takes off running down the hall. Her friend slams the door and I am left in the hallway. Could have chased her andbut decide against that course of action. I could just imagine the headlines in the local paper if someone stumbled across us coming out of the elevator.

Anyway I decide to wait around until she returns. As I am waiting in the hallway two security guards come up and ask what I am doing there? I say waiting for a friend to return. The other girl opens her door and says that I have been banging on her door and that she is afraid for her safety. I then tell the security guards the truth that I came over for a massage and was ripped off. If I am going to be out $.5 the girls are going to be out of the hotel. The other girl then changes her story saying how we had met downstairs at the bar and that I had come up with them to order some food. I retorted “I thought I was the crazy guy knocking on your door keep your stories straight”.

At this point Brittney returns and security guards begins quizzing her. Finally the more senior guard threatens to call the police. I say go ahead. Brittney sees that she has lost the advantage and gives me back my money. The fact that she returned the money gets the security guard's full attention and he begins giving her the third degree. At this point I decide to leave. The other guard asks me for my contact information which I refuse to provide and I leave the hotel.

 

[CameraShy93]

Maybe not the craziest but this is what could happen when you rolled the dice with backpage ladies about 15 years ago

Called and set up an appointment with Brittney which was easy enough. She was staying at the *******. Called when I was downstairs and she met me at the elevator. Fake pic. as expected but fairly attractive face w/nice body (she was wearing short shorts and a tee shirt) she was very nervous and asked whether I was a cop. I said no, but once inside her room she asked me to whip out to prove it.

She was sharing a room with her girlfriend a light skinned black girl who was slightly cross eyed. I was not getting a good vibe but I stayed nonetheless and opted for the half hour which was for a massage $.5 Her friend went to the bathroom and that is when the upselling started. I should have asked a whole lot more questions before I made the trip but lesson learned (I am used to RMPs in the city). To get her naked was another $ and $.5 for a BJ. I opted for just a clothed massage which was obviously a big disappointment to her. She started a lackluster hj and kept saying how boring this was and how this could be a lot more fun.

About five minutes into the hj she says I have two more minute minutes. I corrected her and said I still have at least twenty minutes. Her retort is that I am paying her for her time and that I do not need to get such an attitude. She says "all I have been is sweet and you are getting nasty and giving me attitude". She then goes on to say you are making me very uncomfortable and she is fearful for her safety which must have been the signal for her friend to pop out of the bathroom. All this time I have neither raised my voice nor gotten the least bit agitated I simply say “ok you do not want to give me a massage give me back my money”. That is when the real show starts; they both get on the phone saying there is a guy in the room acting all crazy. Not sure who they are calling pimp? but I insist that I am fine waiting for whoever it is they are speaking to but I want my money back. They then threatened to call hotel security. I tell them I am not going anywhere until I get my money back.

Finally they acquiesce and Brittney agrees to give me my money back but not in the room I follow her outside and she takes off running down the hall. Her friend slams the door and I am left in the hallway. Could have chased her andbut decide against that course of action. I could just imagine the headlines in the local paper if someone stumbled across us coming out of the elevator.

Anyway I decide to wait around until she returns. As I am waiting in the hallway two security guards come up and ask what I am doing there? I say waiting for a friend to return. The other girl opens her door and says that I have been banging on her door and that she is afraid for her safety. I then tell the security guards the truth that I came over for a massage and was ripped off. If I am going to be out $.5 the girls are going to be out of the hotel. The other girl then changes her story saying how we had met downstairs at the bar and that I had come up with them to order some food. I retorted “I thought I was the crazy guy knocking on your door keep your stories straight”.

At this point Brittney returns and security guards begins quizzing her. Finally the more senior guard threatens to call the police. I say go ahead. Brittney sees that she has lost the advantage and gives me back my money. The fact that she returned the money gets the security guard's full attention and he begins giving her the third degree. At this point I decide to leave. The other guard asks me for my contact information which I refuse to provide and I leave the hotel.

Check out the cojones on this guy!! Haha
But for real, I applaud you for standing you ground like that.
One of the fears that's always in the back if my head, especially when seeing indys or going to a fh, is that girl is gonna Amber Heard me. And some big burly bodyguard is burst in the room gonna beat the shit out of and rob me.
I wouldve shit bricks, cut my losses and dipped out as soon as things started to escalate.
So for doing the damn near impossible and getting your money back, my hats off to you good sir!

 

[LewisHam]

Maybe not the craziest but this is what could happen when you rolled the dice with backpage ladies about 15 years ago

Called and set up an appointment with Brittney which was easy enough. She was staying at the *******. Called when I was downstairs and she met me at the elevator. Fake pic. as expected but fairly attractive face w/nice body (she was wearing short shorts and a tee shirt) she was very nervous and asked whether I was a cop. I said no, but once inside her room she asked me to whip out to prove it.

She was sharing a room with her girlfriend a light skinned black girl who was slightly cross eyed. I was not getting a good vibe but I stayed nonetheless and opted for the half hour which was for a massage $.5 Her friend went to the bathroom and that is when the upselling started. I should have asked a whole lot more questions before I made the trip but lesson learned (I am used to RMPs in the city). To get her naked was another $ and $.5 for a BJ. I opted for just a clothed massage which was obviously a big disappointment to her. She started a lackluster hj and kept saying how boring this was and how this could be a lot more fun.

About five minutes into the hj she says I have two more minute minutes. I corrected her and said I still have at least twenty minutes. Her retort is that I am paying her for her time and that I do not need to get such an attitude. She says "all I have been is sweet and you are getting nasty and giving me attitude". She then goes on to say you are making me very uncomfortable and she is fearful for her safety which must have been the signal for her friend to pop out of the bathroom. All this time I have neither raised my voice nor gotten the least bit agitated I simply say “ok you do not want to give me a massage give me back my money”. That is when the real show starts; they both get on the phone saying there is a guy in the room acting all crazy. Not sure who they are calling pimp? but I insist that I am fine waiting for whoever it is they are speaking to but I want my money back. They then threatened to call hotel security. I tell them I am not going anywhere until I get my money back.

Finally they acquiesce and Brittney agrees to give me my money back but not in the room I follow her outside and she takes off running down the hall. Her friend slams the door and I am left in the hallway. Could have chased her andbut decide against that course of action. I could just imagine the headlines in the local paper if someone stumbled across us coming out of the elevator.

Anyway I decide to wait around until she returns. As I am waiting in the hallway two security guards come up and ask what I am doing there? I say waiting for a friend to return. The other girl opens her door and says that I have been banging on her door and that she is afraid for her safety. I then tell the security guards the truth that I came over for a massage and was ripped off. If I am going to be out $.5 the girls are going to be out of the hotel. The other girl then changes her story saying how we had met downstairs at the bar and that I had come up with them to order some food. I retorted “I thought I was the crazy guy knocking on your door keep your stories straight”.

At this point Brittney returns and security guards begins quizzing her. Finally the more senior guard threatens to call the police. I say go ahead. Brittney sees that she has lost the advantage and gives me back my money. The fact that she returned the money gets the security guard's full attention and he begins giving her the third degree. At this point I decide to leave. The other guard asks me for my contact information which I refuse to provide and I leave the hotel.

Man’s got balls the size of bowling balls. I would’ve dipped so fast lmao

 

[richardp2918]

You're nice. I keep going. It is a small blow to the ego that they can go from "Ahh ahh ahh" to a conversational tone while I maintain my rhythm.

I do enjoy those calls from noobs asking about extras. "No sex here," she says while I'm sodomizing her.

Similar to my expereince in Amsterdam RLD. I was banging a statuesque blonde girl and there's a knock on the window/door. She excuses herself mid-doggy style and goes to the door and talk to some guy for a while and comes back. We resume banging and I ask her who that was and she casually mentions it was her boyfriend that needed something from her.

It really turned me on that her boyfriend knows she's inside getting banged and after the talk, she's gonna continue getting banged.

 

[richardp2918]

I once picked up a white street walker on Hollywood Blvd and drove her to a seedy motel she uses. We walk in and some naked black lady is furiously riding a very sweaty obese hairy old guy on the bed, but they don't miss a beat and the black lady asks me and my girl to wait in the bedroom. We walk in and make small talk while trying to ignore the screaming and moaning through the thin door.

After they're done, we go out and the girl is wiping all the jizz off her face and body and casually chatting with me and my girl. The obese guy is also friendly and makes small talk and compliments me on my girl, saying she's a good catch, to which the black girl slaps him playfully out of jealousy.

The guy wishes us a good time and strolls out and the black girl asks if i'd like her to watch or wait in the bathroom. In hindsight, I should've asked her to watch but i was too confused and asked her to wait in the bathroom. After I bang my girl, the black girl walks out and playfully congratulates me on a good performance and playfully slaps my ass. They both need to get back to their corner, so I drive them in the very nice car I borrowed from my parents.

Once I drop them off, some black pimp straight out of central casting with gold chains, pimp hat, silk shirt starts screaming at me and throws his fountain soda at the car and it splashes all over the freshly cleaned car. The girls apologize and jump out and I get the hell out of there, not knowing if this nut was gonna start chasing me or bring out a gun or what.

 

[Ampmonger]

Maybe not the craziest but this is what could happen when you rolled the dice with backpage ladies about 15 years ago

Called and set up an appointment with Brittney which was easy enough. She was staying at the *******. Called when I was downstairs and she met me at the elevator. Fake pic. as expected but fairly attractive face w/nice body (she was wearing short shorts and a tee shirt) she was very nervous and asked whether I was a cop. I said no, but once inside her room she asked me to whip out to prove it.

She was sharing a room with her girlfriend a light skinned black girl who was slightly cross eyed. I was not getting a good vibe but I stayed nonetheless and opted for the half hour which was for a massage $.5 Her friend went to the bathroom and that is when the upselling started. I should have asked a whole lot more questions before I made the trip but lesson learned (I am used to RMPs in the city). To get her naked was another $ and $.5 for a BJ. I opted for just a clothed massage which was obviously a big disappointment to her. She started a lackluster hj and kept saying how boring this was and how this could be a lot more fun.

About five minutes into the hj she says I have two more minute minutes. I corrected her and said I still have at least twenty minutes. Her retort is that I am paying her for her time and that I do not need to get such an attitude. She says "all I have been is sweet and you are getting nasty and giving me attitude". She then goes on to say you are making me very uncomfortable and she is fearful for her safety which must have been the signal for her friend to pop out of the bathroom. All this time I have neither raised my voice nor gotten the least bit agitated I simply say “ok you do not want to give me a massage give me back my money”. That is when the real show starts; they both get on the phone saying there is a guy in the room acting all crazy. Not sure who they are calling pimp? but I insist that I am fine waiting for whoever it is they are speaking to but I want my money back. They then threatened to call hotel security. I tell them I am not going anywhere until I get my money back.

Finally they acquiesce and Brittney agrees to give me my money back but not in the room I follow her outside and she takes off running down the hall. Her friend slams the door and I am left in the hallway. Could have chased her andbut decide against that course of action. I could just imagine the headlines in the local paper if someone stumbled across us coming out of the elevator.

Anyway I decide to wait around until she returns. As I am waiting in the hallway two security guards come up and ask what I am doing there? I say waiting for a friend to return. The other girl opens her door and says that I have been banging on her door and that she is afraid for her safety. I then tell the security guards the truth that I came over for a massage and was ripped off. If I am going to be out $.5 the girls are going to be out of the hotel. The other girl then changes her story saying how we had met downstairs at the bar and that I had come up with them to order some food. I retorted “I thought I was the crazy guy knocking on your door keep your stories straight”.

At this point Brittney returns and security guards begins quizzing her. Finally the more senior guard threatens to call the police. I say go ahead. Brittney sees that she has lost the advantage and gives me back my money. The fact that she returned the money gets the security guard's full attention and he begins giving her the third degree. At this point I decide to leave. The other guard asks me for my contact information which I refuse to provide and I leave the hotel.

You got balls like church bells mi amigo.... Wow

If you scroll back a page or 2 and read my story about the looney toon who thought her boyfriend was about to walk in literally as I was cumming on her face her name was Brittany also... petite white blonde, kind of a crackhead face. First saw her at a rathole in Secaucus than at her apartment. Wonder if it's the same girl

 

[Moetwet]

Young cute natural Hungarian girl I used to visit regularly at her apartment Incall. We had great chemistry in the sheets. I went out of town for 2 weeks and when I returned to her she asked me where was I, she missed me. I replied “you missed me? Show me”.


Boy did she show me. She’s in bra and panties and me just in a t shirt and briefs. She starts dfk, we move onto the edge of the bed and I pick her up and she wraps her legs around me. We make out for 5 mins straight and she won’t get off me. I lay back and she has her legs over me now. I’m starting to get the signal she wants more and I take of my briefs, she immediately grinds hard and slow on my John. Now her panties are still on, I pull them to the side and insert while we dfk. She was super wet and we went on with our session just like that no upcharge. Wonderful woman

 

[Moetwet]

Years back, in the Craig’s list days I met a blonde European hosting with a friend at an apartment in Astoria.She was euro Milfy dream with piercing blue eyes, short bob cut, DD natural tits and a thick frame. One of the best racks I’ve seen.

I visited her at night around 9. Our session didn’t end until the next morning. She invited me in and was all flirty right away. We go to her room I notice an open liter of vodka less than half full. The white part of her eyes were almost all red and she seemed to be having fun before I got there. Once we got naked she calls in her friend from another room to check me out lol. Her friend was a younger petite brunette. She says hi and she was off.

We start to drink from the bottle and at the time I didn’t drink much so I got buzzed really fast. We smoked a joint and we did the deed. Kept drinking and the rest was a blur. I do remember spooning and getting on top to dfk then we fucked some more. Came in her and rolled back down to spooning. Woke up the next morning and she said she would be getting ready for work soon. I got changed and left feeling like a million bucks.