Craziest Experiences

[Adventuring2021]

I'd like to hear what your craziest or most interesting experiences have been. I've been in the hobby for three decades and seen a lot. These days, I'm always searching for those providers that leave me remembering the experience - older, younger, exotic, offering unique services -- or just nutty as hell.

I'll start: Years ago I visited a well-known wall up off Second Avenue in the 50s, to see a mature provider in her 40s, had great legs and amazing body. She was blonde. The donation fit my budget, so went in psyched.

She was having wine and insisted I join her, and poured me a glass. I proceeded to get the best, longest BBBJ I have ever had. Like, I think she was a little obsessed with it. But I couldn't finish for some reason, so after about 45 mins she laid down and guided me in for FS, no cover. (Please don't judge - this was at least 10 years ago and it was stupid.) After we were done, I put the donation on the table and she told me to take it, that she didn't want it. I was shocked. I tried to get her to take the 3.0 but she refused. She was a little flakey but in a cute way. I think she was eastern European, blonde, tall - broken English. She always advertised her longlegs on BP. I have never forgotten her, or that meeting. I never found her again, but I wish I had (or still could). It was like GFE on steroids. Awesome experience that left me floating down the street as walked away. I always wonder if those are the moments I will remember before I meet my maker.

Women are amazing.

 

[Redrain]

My craziest experience was pretty much the opposite of yours.

About 6 years ago I went on a exercise kick and decided that despite never having run any farther than the distance between my office building and the bus stop, I was going to become a marathon runner. And not just any marathon runner, but a true NYC trains on concrete marathoner!

So, after a few weeks of short runs in central park, I decide one morning to run at least 15 miles on the city streets to test my progress. As an added bonus, I would end my run with a 90 minute TS and full massage at my favorite AMP.

So I do my run and nearing the end I am feeling every single one of my leg muscles crying out in pain. Luckily, I arrive at the Amp and am escorted in by the mamasan and handed over the the sweetest little provider imaginable. She expertly washes me down and shoos me to the massage table for the rubdown.

Things were going pretty great... Right up until the second that she decided to massage my legs.

This beautiful little thing forces her tiny fist into one of my calves and gives birth to the worse leg cramp ever experienced my man or monger!

My first reaction is to loudly groan, which the little lady misinterpreted as a groan of pleasure and dug even harder into my calf which is now literally trying to turn itself inside out.

It got so bad I began shouting "No, no, get off get off!" before jumping off the table screaming. The provider starts shouting back "What's wrong! What's wrong!" as I am standing there completely naked jumping up and down on one leg. I shout back "Cramp cramp!" which she seemed to understand because she started giggling like a school girl (not exactly a confidence booster!)

At that very instant, the room's curtain flies open and in rushes the mamasan with an umbrella held up like a baseball bat ready to brain me! She had heard the shouting and figured I was attacking the provider.

The mamasan takes one long look at the provider laughing behind her hand and me doing a naked hokee pokee and does the worst thing possible.

She busts out laughing. And I mean uncontrollable belly laughs. The woman literally went from full on killing mode to laughing fit.

I wish I could end this story by saying I then had the greatest most sensual session of my life with two women who found humor sexy, but that isn't what happened.

I told the laughing provider and mamasan that it probably wasn't a good idea to finish the session as I was in obvious pain and would be for a while.

They were nice enough not to ask for a tip even though I had gotten a TS, but they definitely kept the house fee.

 

[Adventuring2021]

I'm sorry to hear that! Funny but also not funny. At least the forewent the tip!

 

[Redrain]

I'm sorry to hear that! Funny but also not funny. At least the forewent the tip!

Didn't end up saving any money though! Had to take a cab home, and this was in the days before Uber, so there went the tip!

 

[Hugh mongus]

But did you complete a marathon?

 

[xavierang]

Both stories are awesome in their ways. I wonder if these can end up as articles that can be published. I think the hobby has great opportunity for story telling! I will later share a crazy experience I got years ago. Not as good as the ones above though

 

[fatguy1]

Both stories are awesome in their ways. I wonder if these can end up as articles that can be published. I think the hobby has great opportunity for story telling! I will later share a crazy experience I got years ago. Not as good as the ones above though

Dear Penthouse..........

 

[Adventuring2021]

Dear Penthouse..........

LMAO.

 

[Redrain]

Dear Penthouse..........

For my future penthouse post, I'll fib and say it ended with a crazy threesome that "I never thought would happen to me..."

 

[leopardnyc]

I'd like to hear what your craziest or most interesting experiences have been. I've been in the hobby for three decades and seen a lot. These days, I'm always searching for those providers that leave me remembering the experience - older, younger, exotic, offering unique services -- or just nutty as hell.

I'll start: Years ago I visited a well-known wall up off Second Avenue in the 50s, to see a mature provider in her 40s, had great legs and amazing body. She was blonde. The donation fit my budget, so went in psyched.

... trimmed...

Women are amazing.

Great idea for a discussion, and a great story! Thanks for sharing.

 

[ksm111555]

This happened with a provider who worked from an apartment building in Brooklyn.

During foreplay I heard a weird noise. “What’s that?” “I don’t know”. We went on. After a few iterations of this, the noise increased in volume and became more continuous, until I was suddenly able to identify it. A ceiling was leaking somewhere. We rose, at my suggestion. She led me to the kitchen. Water was gushing from above. She was shocked and lost. I asked if she had a bucket. She found one. I said she should call the super. She gave me back the money. I returned $20 (we did start, after all). All of this while my little buddy was still up and ready. I quickly dressed and left, while she was running around, dealing with the problem.

 

[Spectre123]

I got one. A few years ago in north jersey I contacted a mature provider. I was curious since she had low rates but looked ok in photos.

She lived in a house but said to enter through the backyard entrance except there was a lock on it lol.

I texted her there’s a lock on the gate and she came out in a sexy robe let me in.

We go down to a frigid basement apartment where the ceiling is leaking water. Her cats on her bed and I love cats but I say uh not while the cats here.

She moves the cat off, gave a memorable bbj and then offered more for same price. I got up to take a leak in her bathroom and almost fell through the floor as there was a huge fucking hole in the floor I almost missed.

I said no thanks I’m good, got dressed and left. Haven’t seen a post from her in ages and was thinking either a Covid casualty or she moved on. Now that’s a crazy story.

 

[debaucherylife]

Thank you guys. You guys really made my day!!!

 

[Elmhurst9]

I ‘m divorced average looking 55 and one of my craziest experiences was after seeing Lucy ( Elm Spa in Queens)as I get up the steps from the basement someone is tapping on my shoulder and my first instinct is it’s the police but instead a 70 year old white senior asking me if I was with Lucy and lied,” Told him no Sophia” and he stated,” He was in love with Lucy and trying to find out if she was having sex with her customers “ as she told him only hand jobs and no kissing her customers.I proceed to Grand Ave and couldn’t stop laughing.

 

[Nycguy31]

There's some great stories in here.

Back when NYCGUY was just a lil' nycboy, I had met with a lovely lady who was only providing to supplement her budding music career. (For context, I am a musician too) She was a sexy little college co-ed type, curly black hair, mixed ethnicity, nose ring. We sat on her couch and talked for a bit before moving to the bedroom which is where I saw all her setup. We wind up talking influences and rock and roll and the "state of things" as they are today, how difficult it is to get heard and what the hustle is like.

30 minutes later she says "oh shit my roommate is going to be home. Should we..."

Yes, little darling, we should. The remaining time was spent in kind of a frenzy, after a bit of mutual oral I get maybe a dozen pumps before emptying onto her belly. We part ways and not 4 weeks later my band shares a stage with hers ... We kick back to her place after and it's a much different experience: Carnal and passionate. It's fucking 3am, my guitar and gear are in her tiny little bedroom, she's leaking my cum out of her and she has the fucking balls to ask me for $$.

Guuuuuuurl.

 

[leopardnyc]

I ‘m divorced average looking 55 and one of my craziest experiences was after seeing Lucy ( Elm Spa in Queens)as I get up the steps from the basement someone is tapping on my shoulder and my first instinct is it’s the police but instead a 70 year old white senior asking me if I was with Lucy and lied,” Told him no Sophia” and he stated,” He was in love with Lucy and trying to find out if she was having sex with her customers “ as she told him only hand jobs and no kissing her customers.I proceed to Grand Ave and couldn’t stop laughing.

Good one! Lucy must have told the senior guy that she love him long time, marry her.

 

[Elmhurst9]

I got one. A few years ago in north jersey I contacted a mature provider. I was curious since she had low rates but looked ok in photos.

She lived in a house but said to enter through the backyard entrance except there was a lock on it lol.

I texted her there’s a lock on the gate and she came out in a sexy robe let me in.

We go down to a frigid basement apartment where the ceiling is leaking water. Her cats on her bed and I love cats but I say uh not while the cats here.

She moves the cat off, gave a memorable bbj and then offered more for same price. I got up to take a leak in her bathroom and almost fell through the floor as there was a huge fucking hole in the floor I almost missed.

I said no thanks I’m good, got dressed and left. Haven’t seen a post from her in ages and was thinking either a Covid casualty or she moved on. Now that’s a crazy story.

Her name wasn’t Marisol?

 

[Oweyz1]

I got one. A few years ago in north jersey I contacted a mature provider. I was curious since she had low rates but looked ok in photos.

She lived in a house but said to enter through the backyard entrance except there was a lock on it lol.

I texted her there’s a lock on the gate and she came out in a sexy robe let me in.

We go down to a frigid basement apartment where the ceiling is leaking water. Her cats on her bed and I love cats but I say uh not while the cats here.

She moves the cat off, gave a memorable bbj and then offered more for same price. I got up to take a leak in her bathroom and almost fell through the floor as there was a huge fucking hole in the floor I almost missed.

I said no thanks I’m good, got dressed and left. Haven’t seen a post from her in ages and was thinking either a Covid casualty or she moved on. Now that’s a crazy story.

i was working a long day in manhattan that had several hours of down time in between the set up and breakdown and decided to see a hot latina milf named Gabriella who had great reviews on now defunct spahunters
once we finished setting up i reached out to her and scheduled an appointment and headed uptown to her place in the east 60s typical two call system where she had me stop across the street where she could see me before giving me the real address once she was satisfied with my appearance she gave me her floor and apt # and i arrived at her door rand the bell and she appeared in a see through white neglige and thong her dark brown nipples poking through i was smitten and couldn’t wait to get started
i left the envelope on the table and then she hands me two one gallon bottles of water and says they just turned off the water in the entire building for several hours for a repair and this is the only way for you to freshen up
i was so into her hotness that i would have agreed to melt a block of ice if necessary i knelt on my knees in her tub and poured the ice cold water over my head and started to lather up
i did this several more times until i was squeaky clean and almost ended up emptying both bottles
when i came out she say’s i’m going to eat you and you’re going to eat me who was i to argue
she starts a long bbbj and i finish with cim and she swallows everything i then return the favor and start to dine on her long lips and throw in some dato too since she has one of those pillowy asses from the sounds she was making ill assume she enjoyed it and when we separated she noticed i was hard again and went back to work on another bbbj w/cim we continued on after that but i didn’t have a third shot in me
i only got to see her once since she stopped advertising and changed phone numbers
every time i walk past gallon jugs of water in the stores i can’t help but laugh at how funny i must have looked dousing myself in her tub in anticipation of what was to come

 

[Elmhurst9]

There's some great stories in here.

Back when NYCGUY was just a lil' nycboy, I had met with a lovely lady who was only providing to supplement her budding music career. (For context, I am a musician too) She was a sexy little college co-ed type, curly black hair, mixed ethnicity, nose ring. We sat on her couch and talked for a bit before moving to the bedroom which is where I saw all her setup. We wind up talking influences and rock and roll and the "state of things" as they are today, how difficult it is to get heard and what the hustle is like.

30 minutes later she says "oh shit my roommate is going to be home. Should we..."

Yes, little darling, we should. The remaining time was spent in kind of a frenzy, after a bit of mutual oral I get maybe a dozen pumps before emptying onto her belly. We part ways and not 4 weeks later my band shares a stage with hers ... We kick back to her place after and it's a much different experience: Carnal and passionate. It's fucking 3am, my guitar and gear are in her tiny little bedroom, she's leaking my cum out of her and she has the fucking balls to ask me for $$.

Guuuuuuurl.

Always about the Benjamin’s

 

[Adventuring2021]

I had something crazy happen to me recently. I went to an AMP I had visited before to see a pretty 25-30 year old woman I had never seen. She closed the curtain, and it took about one minute for things to heat up. I asked if she could strip, and she whispered for me to be very quiet, made a motion with her fingers for 2 bills. I agreed. She then got undressed and did something I have never experienced -- she turned her back to me and leaned back onto me as I was laying on the table -- put one leg up on the wall and began teasing FS. She kept her body turned toward this corner of the room as she was writhing around. It was hot, amazing really. But she seemed to keep turning in this direction, away from me, like she was looking at someone behind the curtain.

After we finished, I got dressed as she left to clean up. I thought she was coming back to me to escort me out, but she never came. Then -- I heard another voice, a man, whispering in Chinese language. The voice was coming from behind one corner of the curtain to the side of where I had entered. And then the curtain opened a little and I was standing about 2 feet from an Asian man, in his 50s. He looked right at me as he opened the curtain and peeked in, sitting like a little spy in that tiny space. It was positioned only inches from the bed and just to the side of the curtain that opened to the hallway. I realized that she had been posing for him and that I had been part of it. I started to investigate this through another provider and realized that I had been filmed. I think they sell the videos.

Not sure what can be done. But that's pretty messed up. Scary as hell. If anyone has any information or wants more info, just PM me.