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Age and Status Poll

What is your age catagory and status

  • Under 50 and Single

    Votes: 18 28.1%
  • Under 50 and Married

    Votes: 15 23.4%
  • Over 50 and Single

    Votes: 10 15.6%
  • Over 50 and Married

    Votes: 21 32.8%

  • Total voters
    64

mikemendez

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Messages: 2,263
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#6
So under 50 and married, before the wife really hits mennapaus, most guys are still happy at home?
Married guys aren’t happy, they just learned to tolerate, accept their husband role, “yes dear, no dear, whatever you decide dear”, then along came this hobby, all of a sudden happiness wasn’t so far fetched.
 

oldhorndog53

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Reviews: 23
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#7
So under 50 and married, before the wife really hits mennapaus, most guys are still happy at home?
Sorry Wayne, nothing personal, but spelling is one of my pet peeves. It's "menopause". I've been putting up with a post menopausal woman for the past 25 years. Have pity on me.
 

oldhorndog53

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#9
I'm 50 and single. I've been exclusively dating only a m p girls for the last 10 years. at this point it would be almost impossible to have a regular American girlfriend or wife. I would basically have to turn my world upside down and close the revolving door.
Brother you are livin' the dream. Don't screw it up!
 

KittyHawk

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Messages: 1,131
Reviews: 44
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#10
Married guys aren’t happy, they just learned to tolerate, accept their husband role, “yes dear, no dear, whatever you decide dear”, then along came this hobby, all of a sudden happiness wasn’t so far fetched.
I once heard it said that "most men lead lives of quiet desperation." I'll bet the guy who first said it was married.






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VJLUTZ

Desire is the opposite of death.
Messages: 1,671
Reviews: 17
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#11
I'm a morbidly obese twenty-something living in my parent's basement. I also have a face like a peperoni pizza and rarely bathe. I'm basically unemployable, but still $150K in student loan debt from my dual degrees in Theology and Women's Studies. To make matters worse, they told me they're kicking me out soon. When that happens, I will be living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

Other than that, I'm good.
 

Jnj041

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Messages: 1,288
Reviews: 51
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#12
Brother you are livin' the dream. Don't screw it up!
I'm trying not to. There are a couple tricky times throughout the year that can be a little hard to deal with. Valentine's day and the Christmas holiday. This is really why I try to advocate not writing overly graphic reviews. Once you see things from the inside of the business and make personal relationships with the ladies you really don't want to see targets drawn on their locations or them personally. These ladies are not just objects but in many cases have children that are dependent on them in the states as well as family back home. Monger on fellas
 

Srhsrh

Registered Member
Messages: 1,200
Reviews: 3
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#13
I'm a morbidly obese twenty-something living in my parent's basement. I also have a face like a peperoni pizza and rarely bathe. I'm basically unemployable, but still $150K in student loan debt from my dual degrees in Theology and Women's Studies. To make matters worse, they told me they're kicking me out soon. When that happens, I will be living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

Other than that, I'm good.
Jeez I had you backwards from that other exiled SH “pal” of mine.
 

Vexxed

Registered Member
Messages: 2
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#15
Under 50 and happily single. I tried the whole marriage thing and that’s just not gonna work with my occupation and interests. In my defense, I play legit for the most part but the hobby has its place for obvious reasons.
 

oldhorndog53

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Reviews: 23
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#16
I'm trying not to. There are a couple tricky times throughout the year that can be a little hard to deal with. Valentine's day and the Christmas holiday. This is really why I try to advocate not writing overly graphic reviews. Once you see things from the inside of the business and make personal relationships with the ladies you really don't want to see targets drawn on their locations or them personally. These ladies are not just objects but in many cases have children that are dependent on them in the states as well as family back home. Monger on fellas
Thank you for you insights. Let's hope that all who read your post will take your comments about overly graphic reviews to heart.
 

Srhsrh

Registered Member
Messages: 1,200
Reviews: 3
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#18
I'm 61 and single. I'd marry a nice (most likely asian) girl if I found one (spa girl or not). But I don't waste much time dating. I dont like playing the dating game which is just ridiculous when the girl hasn't been a virgin in 20-30 years. I'd post my reviews, if only the admin creates sections. But I certainly go on more spa visits than I do dates, by like 10:1
 

Tyler1

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Messages: 1,446
Reviews: 37
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#19
I'm a morbidly obese twenty-something living in my parent's basement. I also have a face like a peperoni pizza and rarely bathe. I'm basically unemployable, but still $150K in student loan debt from my dual degrees in Theology and Women's Studies. To make matters worse, they told me they're kicking me out soon. When that happens, I will be living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

Other than that, I'm good.
Theology > Womens studies tbh. Theology is like art, it demonstrates consciousness, philosphy, and self awareness that are not present in other animals. A girl I know majored in African American studies.... rip her.
 

DrHappy88

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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#20
I'm a morbidly obese twenty-something living in my parent's basement. I also have a face like a peperoni pizza and rarely bathe. I'm basically unemployable, but still $150K in student loan debt from my dual degrees in Theology and Women's Studies. To make matters worse, they told me they're kicking me out soon. When that happens, I will be living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

Other than that, I'm good.
You could always go for your Master's in Pre-Columbian Dance or Martian Anthropology. Dare to dream, my friend. Dare to dream.
 
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