I'm a morbidly obese twenty-something living in my parent's basement. I also have a face like a peperoni pizza and rarely bathe. I'm basically unemployable, but still $150K in student loan debt from my dual degrees in Theology and Women's Studies. To make matters worse, they told me they're kicking me out soon. When that happens, I will be living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!
Other than that, I'm good.