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My wife made a comment.

Pa Mongor

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Laying with my wife earlier. She leans over and says "your skin feels real soft these days. What are doing? "

LOL anyone ever get this, and what was your response?

Luckily im on TRT, with HGH. I blamed it on the Testosterone making my skin oily lol
 

PapaChen

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Laying with my wife earlier. She leans over and says "your skin feels real soft these days. What are doing? "

LOL anyone ever get this, and what was your response?

Luckily im on TRT, with HGH. I blamed it on the Testosterone making my skin oily lol
This is why I always leave a bottle of lotion in every bedroom!!!! I just point to it and say it was much cheaper than your $750 lotion
 

kantuchdis

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She is 100% suspicious something is up.

Every fucking issue of Cosmopolitan and Womens World magazine publishes a list of the top warning signs your hubby is fucking around and she's read it.

#1 - Has your husband suddenly taken a renewed interest in his appearance/physical condition?

Guys moisturizing their skin means only one or both of two things - They're gay or they allow some woman to smear skin softener on them.
 

Lovthstuf

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I worry more about the soap in the TS. Some of it has a strong odor and I think it makes my skin more dry. Especially when they're washing the package a little too much. Starts burning me after a while.
Start bringing your own, this is what I've been doing for years now, they make travel size bottles or small empty bottles at most Box stores just make sure it matches what you use at home. hide it it in a descret location I carry a backpack in my car with essentials in case of an emergency. And my girls nevermind they actually love the smell and often comment "you smart"
 

Anodyne672

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The hand sanitizer that so many people carry these days - especially when it is scented - also does a good job of getting rid of the soap or perfume smell. another suggestion is to carry a small bottle of whatever cologne you normally use (if any) and apply some when you leave the spa. By the time you get home, it fades enough so it isn’t overpowering and conceals the perfume/soap odors.
 

Adam31

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I nearly got nailed the other week in a bad way. I was traveling for work, stopped by Wilkes Barre for some fun (I was staying in a hotel that night, so discretion can be easier). While there, my work plans changed and I had to do a 180 and head back home. Unfortunately, I would be arriving back in town at the moment my wife is getting off of work - she opted to meet me at the rental car agency since I was dropping off anyway. No time to shower and dry off before seeing her. Nothing makes me feel more nervous than oily neck and balls! LOL
 

Sardu

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Chlorox wipes are good and safe too- because Covid give us a good reason for them in the car. They also help wipe makeup/lipstick off, which can be important. Dispose of wipes OUT of vehicle is also important!

Very important along those lines - please note that the INSIDE OF YOUR MASKS can harbor residual makeup/ lipstick and you may need to dispose of your mask as well!
 

kantuchdis

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I nearly got nailed the other week in a bad way. I was traveling for work, stopped by Wilkes Barre for some fun (I was staying in a hotel that night, so discretion can be easier). While there, my work plans changed and I had to do a 180 and head back home. Unfortunately, I would be arriving back in town at the moment my wife is getting off of work - she opted to meet me at the rental car agency since I was dropping off anyway. No time to shower and dry off before seeing her. Nothing makes me feel more nervous than oily neck and balls! LOL
Yikes - it takes nerves of steel...
 
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