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Being asked about your relationship status?

Levin79

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Never tell the truth about anything. Not even your real first name. You think she is giving you her real name or being honest with you about anything? Develop a story/persona and stick to it that way you never have to remember the lie. For these morons getting themselves into relationships with providers....how stupid can you possibly be? If you are gonna communicate with her you get a prepaid cell and text her only. I have done it a few times to keep track of a few little hotties that get moved around a bit. That’s as far as it goes. I get asked all the time if I am married and the answer is always the same...no, but I have a girlfriend and she is into both men and women...would you go for a threesome? Always turn it around with a lie and see how far you can get with her.
Never tell the truth because when you want to break away forever can’t be found.
 

Srhsrh

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Yes, every community has its paranoid angry members. Get what they can, step on anyone in the way.
I agree. Reading this thread and shaking my head. A bunch of lonely angry guys, who probably hate themselves after every spa visit, and have trouble maintaining friendly relationships with any girl. And the concept of a 50 something man kicking a 30 something to the curb for age is just mind boggling.

I’ll stack my results against anyone’s when it comes to getting results on an ongoing basis. Honesty and kindness works much better than lying and rough treatment.
 

Levin79

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I agree. Reading this thread and shaking my head. A bunch of lonely angry guys, who probably hate themselves after every spa visit, and have trouble maintaining friendly relationships with any girl. And the concept of a 50 something man kicking a 30 something to the curb for age is just mind boggling.

I’ll stack my results against anyone’s when it comes to getting results on an ongoing basis. Honesty and kindness works much better than lying and rough treatment.
Always treat any woman pro or non pro with kindness and perhaps love.Just always have an exit plan especially if you’re married.Some of these posters perhaps are jaded but they’re warning to be careful falling in love with a provider from their past experience.My thesis is always have a blast with your favorite provider but never forget unless you’re going to take a provider out of the game( marriage, house, hefty monthly allowance,medical) she’s rightfully keeping every door open.
 

Wayne1250

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Just be careful, when you go chasing rabbits (especially the female Asian varieties), just ask Alice, she found out the rabbit holes are very, very deep. (And that was just a garden variety male British bunny.) An exit plan requires a really long ladder or rope.
 

Levin79

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Just be careful, when you go chasing rabbits (especially the female Asian varieties), just ask Alice, she found out the rabbit holes are very, very deep. (And that was just a garden variety male British bunny.) An exit plan requires a really long ladder or rope.
Exits are easy if you have moved on to the next one-lol.Trust me most providers have 5-10 semi boyfriend relationships going on at the same time.As I just stated above providers keep all doors open till they find the winning lottery ticket( marriage, house, hefty allowance etc).
 

kgmspa

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Exits are easy if you have moved on to the next one-lol.Trust me most providers have 5-10 semi boyfriend relationships going on at the same time.As I just stated above providers keep all doors open till they find the winning lottery ticket( marriage, house, hefty allowance etc).
This brings too mind Hotel California. You can never leave!

 

KittyHawk

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Just be careful, when you go chasing rabbits (especially the female Asian varieties), just ask Alice, she found out the rabbit holes are very, very deep. (And that was just a garden variety male British bunny.) An exit plan requires a really long ladder or rope.
I have found two critical things with any relationship, even at my age.
1. Guard your heart at all times.
2. Test the waters.
 

Levin79

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I have found two critical things with any relationship, even at my age.
1. Guard your heart at all times.
2. Test the waters.
I have found two critical things with any relationship, even at my age.
1. Guard your heart at all times.
2. Test the waters.
I have found two critical things with any relationship, even at my age.
1. Guard your heart at all times.
2. Test the waters.
Never give your heart to a provider unless you want marriage and can give her a great life otherwise has no future.
Also if a provider never buys you small gifts or tells you sweet things you're being played.
 
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