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Craziest Experiences

gaga2732

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So here is a crazy story, true. old, but true. late 90's. i grew up in a block in queens that all families knew each other. my front neighbor, george, had 3 daughters. him and his wife were born in Greece and emigrated to good old usa. his girls, all born here. i moved out of my the block in the early 80's. yup a young nyc punk. but moved to my own place.
i was a little older, 5-7 years than his older daughter. before anyone starts getting crazy look at the time line. late 90's vs early 80's.

any how, 1995 or 96, my good friend, Richie, who was obsessed with strip clubs, invites me to his favorite place. gallahers on queens blvd, close to the 59st bridge, i believe it is still there, idk. i have not gone that way in years. it was to celebrate his birthday.
strip joints never ever my thing, so i do not know the scene. but i don not judge. if your thing write a review! full disclosure. have not bn in one in over 30 years. by myself. no true, i actually took my SO to one 10 years ago. that is a story for another thread. i digress.

gallahers had the round bar with the dancing stage in the middle. very old school, nothing like what i saw 10 years ago, with the nice couches and multiple stages, bottle service. back in the day, it was a huge circular bar with the girls dancing in the middle. atractive bartenders selling you 5 dollars heinekens in a bottle. no vip section either. i know. sounds crazy. not that things did not happen, but not usually at the club. richie usued to call it....yup...take out. he is a regular at the joint, no lie, he would go every night, his family owned some bars in queens which he ran, 5 or 6 of them. that meant late hours for him and also cash. he catered food and closed part of the club for his party.

it is about 20 of us. we all knew each other. 10 girls appear. they start flirting with all of us. dancing and rubbing against us. the sop in the joint is that you buy the girls drinks and tip them before they dance or after they dance. they all know richie and they know the are going to make money. i see this particular girl, beautiful,
to me, i am attracted to her. mediterranean olive skin, dark hair, curves all over and she is young. she also has a queens accent. no unusual for the place, but other girls are latinas, eastern european, ebony, she is different.

at this point in my life, i have some cash and lived in the upper east side, nothing fancy, but it was a doorman building. which has some issues in itself, yup, bigger tips on christmas so they mind their own business. there is something about this girl, her stage name maria. i know. lame. i gave her many tips and spent most of the night talking with her. remember that this is before cell phones for every one. no one had one. she would not give me her home number. i tried. so...plan b.

told richie, hey bud i am coming with you all next week to see the dancers, he said, wait, i'll find when maria is scheduled. the way it worked in strip places, not sure if that is anymore the case, the ladies paid the place to dance, they pay for certain days. some days are more expensive than others. it also depends on how many regulars the lady has. maria was dancing 3 days a week. great. went with richie for the next 3 weeks to see maria dance. yup on the third week got her number and a dinner date to the city.

took a few more dinners and visits to her dancing venue before she stayed at my place. never boyfriend/girlfriend feeling. mater of fact, i had a steady girlfriend. it felt more like friends with benefits. never paid her for any sex or time together. at gallahers, always tipped her. got to know her real name. she was a student at st johns, cool friend. so one night i am visiting her at gallahers and she tells me, i has having a few extra heinekens, i had no car at the time, lived and worked in the big bad city, i want you to stay at my place, cool, i said. then she tells me. i rent my parents basement apartment. but it has its own entrance. cool.
her shift is over and we leave . i get in her car, yup, parking meters under the 7? we got a bite to eat at georgias dinner. yup, this is the crazy part, she starts driving and headed the way i grew up. i even know the freeking bus route, q-17 q-88, yes folks..... i sleept in georges house. my old block, which i still had family living there. crazy story. never stayed at her placed again. she moved on. moved to long island. we kept in touch for a while. i no longer have family on the block.
last we saw each other, yup, friends with benefits, 15 years, george had passed. i always felt guilty. please george! forgive me, for staying and having sex with your strip dancing daughter amelia in your house.
ymmv, stay safe. apologies for long story!

the story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in the writing are fictitious. No persons, living or deceased, places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
 

richardp2918

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So here is a crazy story, true. old, but true. late 90's. i grew up in a block in queens that all families knew each other. my front neighbor, george, had 3 daughters. him and his wife were born in Greece and emigrated to good old usa. his girls, all born here. i moved out of my the block in the early 80's. yup a young nyc punk. but moved to my own place.
i was a little older, 5-7 years than his older daughter. before anyone starts getting crazy look at the time line. late 90's vs early 80's.

any how, 1995 or 96, my good friend, Richie, who was obsessed with strip clubs, invites me to his favorite place. gallahers on queens blvd, close to the 59st bridge, i believe it is still there, idk. i have not gone that way in years. it was to celebrate his birthday.
strip joints never ever my thing, so i do not know the scene. but i don not judge. if your thing write a review! full disclosure. have not bn in one in over 30 years. by myself. no true, i actually took my SO to one 10 years ago. that is a story for another thread. i digress.

gallahers had the round bar with the dancing stage in the middle. very old school, nothing like what i saw 10 years ago, with the nice couches and multiple stages, bottle service. back in the day, it was a huge circular bar with the girls dancing in the middle. atractive bartenders selling you 5 dollars heinekens in a bottle. no vip section either. i know. sounds crazy. not that things did not happen, but not usually at the club. richie usued to call it....yup...take out. he is a regular at the joint, no lie, he would go every night, his family owned some bars in queens which he ran, 5 or 6 of them. that meant late hours for him and also cash. he catered food and closed part of the club for his party.

it is about 20 of us. we all knew each other. 10 girls appear. they start flirting with all of us. dancing and rubbing against us. the sop in the joint is that you buy the girls drinks and tip them before they dance or after they dance. they all know richie and they know the are going to make money. i see this particular girl, beautiful,
to me, i am attracted to her. mediterranean olive skin, dark hair, curves all over and she is young. she also has a queens accent. no unusual for the place, but other girls are latinas, eastern european, ebony, she is different.

at this point in my life, i have some cash and lived in the upper east side, nothing fancy, but it was a doorman building. which has some issues in itself, yup, bigger tips on christmas so they mind their own business. there is something about this girl, her stage name maria. i know. lame. i gave her many tips and spent most of the night talking with her. remember that this is before cell phones for every one. no one had one. she would not give me her home number. i tried. so...plan b.

told richie, hey bud i am coming with you all next week to see the dancers, he said, wait, i'll find when maria is scheduled. the way it worked in strip places, not sure if that is anymore the case, the ladies paid the place to dance, they pay for certain days. some days are more expensive than others. it also depends on how many regulars the lady has. maria was dancing 3 days a week. great. went with richie for the next 3 weeks to see maria dance. yup on the third week got her number and a dinner date to the city.

took a few more dinners and visits to her dancing venue before she stayed at my place. never boyfriend/girlfriend feeling. mater of fact, i had a steady girlfriend. it felt more like friends with benefits. never paid her for any sex or time together. at gallahers, always tipped her. got to know her real name. she was a student at st johns, cool friend. so one night i am visiting her at gallahers and she tells me, i has having a few extra heinekens, i had no car at the time, lived and worked in the big bad city, i want you to stay at my place, cool, i said. then she tells me. i rent my parents basement apartment. but it has its own entrance. cool.
her shift is over and we leave . i get in her car, yup, parking meters under the 7? we got a bite to eat at georgias dinner. yup, this is the crazy part, she starts driving and headed the way i grew up. i even know the freeking bus route, q-17 q-88, yes folks..... i sleept in georges house. my old block, which i still had family living there. crazy story. never stayed at her placed again. she moved on. moved to long island. we kept in touch for a while. i no longer have family on the block.
last we saw each other, yup, friends with benefits, 15 years, george had passed. i always felt guilty. please george! forgive me, for staying and having sex with your strip dancing daughter amelia in your house.
ymmv, stay safe. apologies for long story!

the story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in the writing are fictitious. No persons, living or deceased, places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Wow...that is absolutely incredible. I literally just wrote of a similar experience on another thread (Ddy Mamasan), which isn't as crazy as yours, but similar in that I banged a girl I knew from before without realizing it was her. But your story takes the cake. I would've kept in touch as old family friends and maybe tried to bang the other sisters too.

COPY FROM OTHER THREAD:

[I've not been to DDY but this topic of forbidden fruit and crossing the boundaries is very hot. I've told this story before, but many moons ago, I was waiting for Ami (spinner legend) and sat next to a stunning, beautiful, young Korean phone girl. We were flirting and before Ami could finish with her customer and come down, I asked the phone girl for her number. After banging Ami, I texted this girl on the way back home and we had a few dates in the following weeks.

She was an actual civilian, newly arrived in the US to study business and got the phone girl job answering an ad. Some great dates and a lot of hanky panky but no full on sex...and the whole time, she would still book me sessions with Ami and a few other girls she was answering phones for, which was super super hot. There are few highs in life than banging an all time favorite ho like Ami, and then giving the phone girl a peck on the cheeks and confirming our romantic date the next night. It eventually faded as I got nervous with her prying about my personal and professional details (I was paranoid about blackmail) and we just saw each other when i'd go to see the girls.

Flash forward a few years, I've been banging a kmp girl named Michelle for close to a year and when she told me she was retiring, I had a nice heart felt session with her and chatted about a lot of things and it was only then that I realized...this was the phone girl! So despite my best efforts, I failed to bang her when I dated her as a regular civilian (albeit with her arranging me to bang her colleagues), but without even realizing it, I banged her as a ho.

She saw how much the other girls were making and decided to be a ho herself. and I couldn't believe I didn't recognize her with the complete transformation with all her makeup and ho gear. ]

[I wasn't 100% sure myself until I told this story on another thread and another monger confirmed that Ami's sexy young phone girl started working the rooms as Michelle. I'd been wondering about this for years and it was very satisfying to get my suspicions verified from another monger...one of the wonders of this site.

On our last session, Michelle told me she was going to focus on real estate investments with her savings. Last I heard, Michelle had gotten married and became a real estate investor with her husband...so sometimes these girls make their plans work out. I knew she was smart and driven from the minute I met her...she was working on her resume when I first saw her to wait for Ami, she quit a comfortable corporate job in Korea to get a biz degree in NY, she had friends who were wall street interns and tried to get one herself, etc...she had to make an "undignified" detour, but she did what she had to do to achieve her goals. Good for her.]
 

gaga2732

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Mr. Richard, i know it is a crazy story, just like yours. the crazy part is that is true. full disclosure.. i always felt guilty after i found out it was georges daughter. his real name was vasilios, but every one in the block called him uncle george, including me. he owned a few food trucks and would invite the whole block to bbqs at his house. was a great guy. my guilt part is that his, hot 20-21 year daughter, was dancing and ended spending some days in my place.i had no idea. we talk about it. but my guilt was there, blew my mind. she wanted to do her own thing. i respect that. she was ok with it. i even went to one of his neighborhood bbqs while seen her. i never stayed at her place again. she use to get upset about it. looking back, it was truly a friends with benefits relationship. she told me many many times she did not offer extras or take out at the club. but idk? how many times we all have heard that in this business. ymmv, stay safe
 

richardp2918

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Mr. Richard, i know it is a crazy story, just like yours. the crazy part is that is true. full disclosure.. i always felt guilty after i found out it was georges daughter. his real name was vasilios, but every one in the block called him uncle george, including me. he owned a few food trucks and would invite the whole block to bbqs at his house. was a great guy. my guilt part is that his, hot 20-21 year daughter, was dancing and ended spending some days in my place.i had no idea. we talk about it. but my guilt was there, blew my mind. she wanted to do her own thing. i respect that. she was ok with it. i even went to one of his neighborhood bbqs while seen her. i never stayed at her place again. she use to get upset about it. looking back, it was truly a friends with benefits relationship. she told me many many times she did not offer extras or take out at the club. but idk? how many times we all have heard that in this business. ymmv, stay safe
So when did she realize you were her old neighbor? And afterwards, she was fine with continuing to bang you? What is she up to these days...I assume not stripping still hopefully.

Your story is more mindblowing than mine in that she was never part of the sex game and yet she crossed over. My girl had one foot in the door when I met her, so a little less mind blowing. What is most amazing to me is that I never realized it was the same girl...maybe because all the make up but I wonder if the cognitive dissonance kept me from making the connection. And I always wonder if she knew it was me the whole time...and did she think I knew? was it awkward for her? or maybe she didn't know I was the guy she went out with, tho I have a hard time thinking that. Many questions unanswered in this beautiful and mysterious hobby of ours.
 

Mongeram

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A lot of my experiences are crazy. I’ve been rather excellent at turning HE providers into dirty girls willing to do things that seemingly others haven’t been able to achieve (at least based on reviews). I’m gotten golden showers in curtained rooms (pussy to mouth), giving DATO when the next room over was a legit massage happening with a woman. Just last week at a non-FS provider near Penn I got my provider to ride my cock in her ass…all for the low price of 150. She literally claimed to have never done anal before. Whether that is true remains to be seen, but my long game is good, as I was prepping her for months with FIA and DATO. But yeah, I’ve gotten dozens of Chinese providers to piss on me. For those who enjoy this, just ask. Many are happy to oblige
 

Edmond D.

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Craziest experience?

That's easy. ;)

PRE-internet, went to a spot, believe it was in midtown east, that advertised itself essentially as a Latina "FH."

Went to the spot, typical old, Manhattan, pre-war building.

Place was on, like, the fourth floor of this walkup. As I made my way up the stairs, I saw more and more graffiti/writing on the wall indicating that you were heading towards a house of "dirty, filthy whores," and the like. o_O:unsure:

Shoulda taken a clue, but "little head..." :rolleyes:

Make it to the floor, door opens, lead into a dimly lit apartment with a faint red glow, a "woman" directs me to take a seat on a bed surrounded by thin curtains. "She" leaves.

She comes back with a bunch of her "friends," who proceed to surround me, all the while licking their chops like I was some delicious T-bone steak. It was then that my eyes finally became adjusted to the DIM light, and I noticed that ALL these "ladies" were actually pre-op TRANNIES! :eek::sick:

I made some excuse about having to use the ATM and hightailed it outta there as fast as my legs could take me! :eek:

Definitely put the "kibosh" on my mongering for awhile... o_O:LOL::ROFLMAO:
 

didi88

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Back in the day, I was living in Wash,DC and had just begun visiting non-Asian spas in the area. I was working in an office where there was a hot looking receptionist, blonde with big boobs. She was always friendly but nothing over the top. I always speculated that the boss had hired her just for her looks and might have been doing her on the side, but never had any real proof of that

Anyway, I went to one of the local MPs one day, and was sitting in the front area waiting for the girl to come out. The door opens and in walks the office receptionist! Holy shit! We both just looked at each other for a moment, frozen with shock. It was probably one of the most awkward moments of my life (hers too). Neither one of us knew what to say. I mumbled something like “this is crazy “, and said I think it’s better if I just leave. She kind of nodded her head in agreement, and I wasted no time getting out of there. Next today at work, I was prepared for more awkward encounters when I would run into her, but interestingly, she never returned to work. I guess her shame was greater than mine. I told some other guys about this encounter years later, and they say I should have just gone ahead and seen her at the shop anyway since we both had already been busted. Maybe I should have, but that was the furthest thought in my mind at the time
 

dirkjones

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So here is a crazy story, true. old, but true. late 90's. i grew up in a block in queens that all families knew each other. my front neighbor, george, had 3 daughters. him and his wife were born in Greece and emigrated to good old usa. his girls, all born here. i moved out of my the block in the early 80's. yup a young nyc punk. but moved to my own place.
i was a little older, 5-7 years than his older daughter. before anyone starts getting crazy look at the time line. late 90's vs early 80's.

any how, 1995 or 96, my good friend, Richie, who was obsessed with strip clubs, invites me to his favorite place. gallahers on queens blvd, close to the 59st bridge, i believe it is still there, idk. i have not gone that way in years. it was to celebrate his birthday.
strip joints never ever my thing, so i do not know the scene. but i don not judge. if your thing write a review! full disclosure. have not bn in one in over 30 years. by myself. no true, i actually took my SO to one 10 years ago. that is a story for another thread. i digress.

gallahers had the round bar with the dancing stage in the middle. very old school, nothing like what i saw 10 years ago, with the nice couches and multiple stages, bottle service. back in the day, it was a huge circular bar with the girls dancing in the middle. atractive bartenders selling you 5 dollars heinekens in a bottle. no vip section either. i know. sounds crazy. not that things did not happen, but not usually at the club. richie usued to call it....yup...take out. he is a regular at the joint, no lie, he would go every night, his family owned some bars in queens which he ran, 5 or 6 of them. that meant late hours for him and also cash. he catered food and closed part of the club for his party.

it is about 20 of us. we all knew each other. 10 girls appear. they start flirting with all of us. dancing and rubbing against us. the sop in the joint is that you buy the girls drinks and tip them before they dance or after they dance. they all know richie and they know the are going to make money. i see this particular girl, beautiful,
to me, i am attracted to her. mediterranean olive skin, dark hair, curves all over and she is young. she also has a queens accent. no unusual for the place, but other girls are latinas, eastern european, ebony, she is different.

at this point in my life, i have some cash and lived in the upper east side, nothing fancy, but it was a doorman building. which has some issues in itself, yup, bigger tips on christmas so they mind their own business. there is something about this girl, her stage name maria. i know. lame. i gave her many tips and spent most of the night talking with her. remember that this is before cell phones for every one. no one had one. she would not give me her home number. i tried. so...plan b.

told richie, hey bud i am coming with you all next week to see the dancers, he said, wait, i'll find when maria is scheduled. the way it worked in strip places, not sure if that is anymore the case, the ladies paid the place to dance, they pay for certain days. some days are more expensive than others. it also depends on how many regulars the lady has. maria was dancing 3 days a week. great. went with richie for the next 3 weeks to see maria dance. yup on the third week got her number and a dinner date to the city.

took a few more dinners and visits to her dancing venue before she stayed at my place. never boyfriend/girlfriend feeling. mater of fact, i had a steady girlfriend. it felt more like friends with benefits. never paid her for any sex or time together. at gallahers, always tipped her. got to know her real name. she was a student at st johns, cool friend. so one night i am visiting her at gallahers and she tells me, i has having a few extra heinekens, i had no car at the time, lived and worked in the big bad city, i want you to stay at my place, cool, i said. then she tells me. i rent my parents basement apartment. but it has its own entrance. cool.
her shift is over and we leave . i get in her car, yup, parking meters under the 7? we got a bite to eat at georgias dinner. yup, this is the crazy part, she starts driving and headed the way i grew up. i even know the freeking bus route, q-17 q-88, yes folks..... i sleept in georges house. my old block, which i still had family living there. crazy story. never stayed at her placed again. she moved on. moved to long island. we kept in touch for a while. i no longer have family on the block.
last we saw each other, yup, friends with benefits, 15 years, george had passed. i always felt guilty. please george! forgive me, for staying and having sex with your strip dancing daughter amelia in your house.
ymmv, stay safe. apologies for long story!

the story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in the writing are fictitious. No persons, living or deceased, places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
George forgives you!
 

hoofhearted-u?

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Back in the day, I was living in Wash,DC and had just begun visiting non-Asian spas in the area. I was working in an office where there was a hot looking receptionist, blonde with big boobs. She was always friendly but nothing over the top. I always speculated that the boss had hired her just for her looks and might have been doing her on the side, but never had any real proof of that


Anyway, I went to one of the local MPs one day, and was sitting in the front area waiting for the girl to come out. The door opens and in walks the office receptionist! Holy shit! We both just looked at each other for a moment, frozen with shock. It was probably one of the most awkward moments of my life (hers too). Neither one of us knew what to say. I mumbled something like “this is crazy “, and said I think it’s better if I just leave. She kind of nodded her head in agreement, and I wasted no time getting out of there. Next today at work, I was prepared for more awkward encounters when I would run into her, but interestingly, she never returned to work. I guess her shame was greater than mine. I told some other guys about this encounter years later, and they say I should have just gone ahead and seen her at the shop anyway since we both had already been busted. Maybe I should have, but that was the furthest thought in my mind at the time
To me that was saying you both had something in common and I would have been excited to talk about it with her. Sounds like the door was open for you to make a move if she was hot. Jmo
 

Edmond D.

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Back in the day, I was living in Wash,DC and had just begun visiting non-Asian spas in the area. I was working in an office where there was a hot looking receptionist, blonde with big boobs. She was always friendly but nothing over the top. I always speculated that the boss had hired her just for her looks and might have been doing her on the side, but never had any real proof of that

Anyway, I went to one of the local MPs one day, and was sitting in the front area waiting for the girl to come out. The door opens and in walks the office receptionist! Holy shit! We both just looked at each other for a moment, frozen with shock. It was probably one of the most awkward moments of my life (hers too). Neither one of us knew what to say. I mumbled something like “this is crazy “, and said I think it’s better if I just leave. She kind of nodded her head in agreement, and I wasted no time getting out of there. Next today at work, I was prepared for more awkward encounters when I would run into her, but interestingly, she never returned to work. I guess her shame was greater than mine. I told some other guys about this encounter years later, and they say I should have just gone ahead and seen her at the shop anyway since we both had already been busted. Maybe I should have, but that was the furthest thought in my mind at the time
You're a BETTER man than I am, "didi88!" ;):LOL:
 

gaga2732

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Mr. Edmond, you are funny dude.lol, thank you. one night, 2009 or 2008. i think, hanging with one of my otr latinas ladies in jackson heights. she is a nurse at langone. used to be a massage lady. before you ask? no i do not see her anymore. i should, life.
we are having a nice dinner on rosie, colombian restaurant/pequena colombia..? she asks? you want to have a wild night? i said, i am already having one! she said. one of my friends is in the city with a client, nice hotel in a suite. . The client wants to see another couple having sex on the other room as he is having sex with my friend. sure, got me excited. drove to a fancy hotel on 57 street., client had to come down to get us up to his suite, yup he send one of his guards. we did what was going to happen after our dinner at her place, we had sex. non scripted, just what we like. my friend with benefits got an envelope with 700 franks as we left, it was a huge turn on. they were doing the same moves we were, big room but not huge. a jr suite. no, looking back, i was owed 2 or 3 bens. this hobby has a lot of funny stories.
 

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Not as crazy as many of the stories here but a several years ago l was new to the hobby and had sampled a few indies. Was trying to get into the kgirl agency scene with limited luck so far. Found myself in Philly and contacted the only kgirl agency I found in town on a lark. I only had one agency reference out of LA and tried my luck. Surprisingly, it was enough to get me an appt.

Walked over to the incall and as I headed over, the skies unexpectedly opened up and I got soaked to the bone in driving rain. It was standard two-call system and I called the booker from the nearest corner. The rain was so loud I could barely hear the address and I was loudly repeating the address trying to confirm I heard it right, which pissed off the booker a little. In hindsight I could see why but at the time I just wanted to know where to go to get out of the rain. Wound up being 10 mins late but finally got inside.

Door opened to an absolutely gorgeous provider, by far the best I’d ever seen. She was the sweetest, taking me into her care like a damaged weary traveler who finally found a respite. Diligently got me out of my completely drenched clothes and walked my cold naked ass to the laundry machines in the apartment and proceeded to set my clothes to dry.

What followed was the kind of session that stays with you for life. I’ve never had anything come close.
She was tender, attentive, and went above and beyond to take care of me. We blew past the hour, which I could expect from an indie but not an agency girl.

Once we were done and showered, she methodically dressed me in my now toasty warm and dry clothes. She was so sweet that she gave me her own umbrella on my way out and told me to keep it. Walked thru the rainy streets of Philly back to my hotel holding a bright magenta umbrella and the stupidest grin on my face.

I was only in Philly for 2 days and she was a traveling girl. Literally searched agencies around the country trying to find her again. She popped up in LA and Boston a couple times and I considered making the trek but could never get a response from either of those bookers despite having seen her before. She probably retired by now.
 

Hobby1975

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Another great experience I had. This started at a downtown (FIDI) massage place in NYC that is still there, but doesn’t have the same quality girls any more.

The owner is a crazy woman who was friends with this (then) 18 or 19-year old blonde who’d just done a few porn movies and would visit NYC from LA. This blonde really dug me and we would make out passiionately during our hour together. She licked my ass, sucked me out like a vacuum cleaner, and even let me fuck her bareback.

This girl (Chanel) still has her porn movies online, btw. Google “Chloe Chanel porn”.

Anyway, Chloe gave me her number and asked if I’d like to see her in her apartment (also in Fidi). I must have seen her at least eight or nine times there over the next year or two, before she went back to LA permanently. She didn’t take any money from me. She probably had a rich boyfriend or sugar daddy, as the apartment was in an expensive doorman building. But I didn’t ask, nor did she tell.

Last I heard from the crazy owner of the massage place, Chloe had gotten married to someone from the porn industry. She’s 34 now, I would still go see her in a heartbeat. Chloe herself didn’t respond to my texts after she left NYC, fair enough.
 

Chief5665

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I frequented a HE only place on West 14th Street. Enjoyed a girl named Hannah. Saw her a few times, heavy flirting, me always asking for more, never getting it. We had each other's phone numbers. One night I get a call from her. Can she come and visit me? I live close by. I said sure. Walked over, she met me downstairs and we took a cab back to my apartment. Got naked and in bed and I asked wtf? She told me she was pissed at her boyfriend and wanted to get back at him. I said get back all you want with me. We fucked furiously for 45 minutes, I put her in a cab and sent her back to the spa. We repeated this a couple of more times, and then it all went blank. No answer on her end, no calls on my end.
 

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My craziest experience was pretty much the opposite of yours.

About 6 years ago I went on a exercise kick and decided that despite never having run any farther than the distance between my office building and the bus stop, I was going to become a marathon runner. And not just any marathon runner, but a true NYC trains on concrete marathoner!

So, after a few weeks of short runs in central park, I decide one morning to run at least 15 miles on the city streets to test my progress. As an added bonus, I would end my run with a 90 minute TS and full massage at my favorite AMP.

So I do my run and nearing the end I am feeling every single one of my leg muscles crying out in pain. Luckily, I arrive at the Amp and am escorted in by the mamasan and handed over the the sweetest little provider imaginable. She expertly washes me down and shoos me to the massage table for the rubdown.

Things were going pretty great... Right up until the second that she decided to massage my legs.

This beautiful little thing forces her tiny fist into one of my calves and gives birth to the worse leg cramp ever experienced my man or monger!

My first reaction is to loudly groan, which the little lady misinterpreted as a groan of pleasure and dug even harder into my calf which is now literally trying to turn itself inside out.

It got so bad I began shouting "No, no, get off get off!" before jumping off the table screaming. The provider starts shouting back "What's wrong! What's wrong!" as I am standing there completely naked jumping up and down on one leg. I shout back "Cramp cramp!" which she seemed to understand because she started giggling like a school girl (not exactly a confidence booster!)

At that very instant, the room's curtain flies open and in rushes the mamasan with an umbrella held up like a baseball bat ready to brain me! She had heard the shouting and figured I was attacking the provider.

The mamasan takes one long look at the provider laughing behind her hand and me doing a naked hokee pokee and does the worst thing possible.

She busts out laughing. And I mean uncontrollable belly laughs. The woman literally went from full on killing mode to laughing fit.

I wish I could end this story by saying I then had the greatest most sensual session of my life with two women who found humor sexy, but that isn't what happened.

I told the laughing provider and mamasan that it probably wasn't a good idea to finish the session as I was in obvious pain and would be for a while.

They were nice enough not to ask for a tip even though I had gotten a TS, but they definitely kept the house fee.
This was a fucking funny ass story.
 

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This is not concerning a provider, but it's pretty nuts. A while ago, I was in a band with a young girl singer. We found ourselves in bed ready to do the act on Fire Island. Got to talking. She tells me her father is on the island in a different community and he is a doctor, in fact a pediatrician. I begin to think. Her last name is the same as the pediatrician that was the doctor to my two young daughters. In fact, their mother, my ex-wife dated him. Sure enough she's his daughter and she knows my ex, heard her tell horrible stories about me and she remembers thinking I sounded like a cool guy. Made for a fabulous fantasy filled session and a few more after that.
 

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This is not concerning a provider, but it's pretty nuts. A while ago, I was in a band with a young girl singer. We found ourselves in bed ready to do the act on Fire Island. Got to talking. She tells me her father is on the island in a different community and he is a doctor, in fact a pediatrician. I begin to think. Her last name is the same as the pediatrician that was the doctor to my two young daughters. In fact, their mother, my ex-wife dated him. Sure enough she's his daughter and she knows my ex, heard her tell horrible stories about me and she remembers thinking I sounded like a cool guy. Made for a fabulous fantasy filled session and a few more after that.
Did you ever tell her the truth?
 
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