Was holding back from sharing this one since I didn't know if it was funny enough, but with the details coming back, I figured some might find it funny, so here goes...
A few years ago, I found myself needing to get a quick one off and ended up at the Lily Aroma spa in Maspeth, not the nicest place in town but didn't have many choices since it was late. Anyway, walked in and saw nothing but older chinese ladies (45+) but one in a sexy nightgown caught my eye and she grabbed my hand and starts leading me towards the room.
As we're walking to the room, this 20-something knockout walks out of the room with a 90-something year old chinese man in a wheelchair. That girl was seriously stacked, looked like she had natural C's and nice, long hair down to her ass, with a sweet hourglass figure. She's making eyes at me as she walks past, and I'm stunned. She was fine!
When I get to the room with my girl, she saw me staring at the other girl and she tells me something like "She no good, dirty bitch!", "very dirty bitch!", "dirty pussy!". I was thinking how do I get that girl, but went along anyway. Right away she asks if I want to fuck her, and I wasn't feeling it so I asked for a BJ, bad move.
For 2 minutes, she gave me nice DT and had great motion, then she asks to fuck again, I turned her down, and she proceeds to give me the toothiest BJ of my life, it was excruciating but I had to get off. When I was done, she asks me for my # and I gave her a fake one, and she says something like you text me and come see me, not dirty bitch!
I walked home at like 3am thinking that I must be tripping and never went back. To this day, I'd love to find out that fine girl's name, but probably a hopeless endeavor at this point. Never saw a review about her, and have no clue what went on between her and the 90+ year old guy in the wheelchair. But that's life. Next time I find myself in a similar spot, I might be more upfront and shoot my shot with the hotter provider.
