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Why pro mongers never share the unicorns

AutomaticSlim

Shush...
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I once went 3 years without reviewing a regular.
And then only reviewed her because she pleaded with me to, as she needed her clientele to expand.
She wasn't at an AMP, though. Nor was she Asian. She worked for BDJ and then went indy.
Keeping her to myself/low volume?
Yeah. I suppose that was my way of thinking.

But who am I kidding? All these girls have had trains ran on them
Believe me, what most of them do in their private lives is much, much worse than what they do with us.
 

Enkidu_10

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Situations like this happens all the time when a guy says he found a “unicorn”.

These girls watch, listen and see what triggers us and then play with us. They want you to think that you found a unicorn. Then you become a repeat customer.

That’s the mongering world we live in.
A defining feature of a unicorn is the horn. So I think you can only really claim they are a unicorn after they use their horn to stab you through the heart and take all of your money
 

Johnny Blaze

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I always get a review out right away. The better the provider the more I want to review.
I am Happy to spread the word about a sweet pair of spread legs.

1 I want the girl to get business and stay so I can bang her.
2 I am not scared she is going to get fucked out. I will bang a girl at the 14th guy of the day spot and that pussy will still be tight.
 

dirkjones

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This post just reads as "I'm not special but I converted a legit licensed masseuse to throw caution to the wind and jerk me off because I am gifted and special, but I'm not special... also did I mention I'm not special?" We get it, you're special.

Also, that chick probably did the same shit with some other non special guy, this unicorn notion is nonsense... it's a temporary state of mind that's subjective to your particular experience.
 

Chinatownluv

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This post just reads as "I'm not special but I converted a legit licensed masseuse to throw caution to the wind and jerk me off because I am gifted and special, but I'm not special... also did I mention I'm not special?" We get it, you're special.

Also, that chick probably did the same shit with some other non special guy, this unicorn notion is nonsense... it's a temporary state of mind that's subjective to your particular experience.
Hey
This post just reads as "I'm not special but I converted a legit licensed masseuse to throw caution to the wind and jerk me off because I am gifted and special, but I'm not special... also did I mention I'm not special?" We get it, you're special.

Also, that chick probably did the same shit with some other non special guy, this unicorn notion is nonsense... it's a temporary state of mind that's subjective to your particular experience.
Stfu
 

dirkjones

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Situations like this happens all the time when a guy says he found a “unicorn”.

These girls watch, listen and see what triggers us and then play with us. They want you to think that you found a unicorn. Then you become a repeat customer.

That’s the mongering world we live in.
It's delusional.
 

dirkjones

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Some of these ladies deserve $10,000.
NOBODY deserves that much for a session. But if you ran onto a MB to brag about a legit provider jerking you off, I guess you would also pay 10k for a provider.

On the basis of YMMV, sharing intel on unicorns makes no sense. If a massage therapist gives you exxtra special service, that intimacy warrants discretion. Especially because outing her could cost her her job. On the surface, the OP’s main point seems obvious. But I guess a poster’s wish to boast of his prowess in the field might lead the lucky dude to over-share. Keeping secrets means only you know how hot you were with her. It’s worth the sacrifice if you can go back to the well for more of that special water.
This.
 

Anonajohn

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NOBODY deserves that much for a session. But if you ran onto a MB to brag about a legit provider jerking you off, I guess you would also pay 10k for a provider.
I tend to believe he's discussing more of a legit or R& T provider that he "charmed the pants off her" and got FS, but that's my assumption, because I think it would be more of an actual accomplishment.
 

Chinatownluv

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NOBODY deserves that much for a session. But if you ran onto a MB to brag about a legit provider jerking you off, I guess you would also pay 10k for a provider.

This.
I think I made dirk upset because I told him to stfu. I guess he took it seriously and is now trying to parce through my words forgetting a work called nuance. I would never pay 10k for a woman. I was making a point through exaggeration that I don't begrudge anyone who pays for high end escorts. I have never reviewed a high end because I have never had one. If I want GFE from an attractive woman. I'll just call a friend or go to a club.
 

dirkjones

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I tend to believe he's discussing more of a legit or R& T provider that he "charmed the pants off her" and got FS, but that's my assumption, because I think it would be more of an actual accomplishment.
If you pulled that (for real), it is an accomplishment... but why be shocked when you tell others and they go run and want the same? I'm not understanding the point of this post other than to brag about it.
It's always the guys with 2 reviews and 500 messages that have the most to say. Amazing.
Maybe I have more sense than to review all the Unicorns I'm pullin'.... keep it quiet B, we're a special breed! shhhhhh
 

Anonajohn

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I would never pay 10k for a woman.
"LET'S DO THIS! I'VE GOT $10K JUST BURNIN' A HOLE IN MY BANK ACCOUNT!!" said no one. Ever.
Maybe I have more sense than to review all the Unicorns I'm pullin'.... keep it quiet be, we're a special breed! shhhhhh
Discretion can be the better part of valor, and keeps the poon coming. Figuratively and, perhaps, literally.
 

dirkjones

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I think I made dirk upset because I told him to stfu. I guess he took it seriously and is now trying to parce through my words forgetting a work called nuance. I would never pay 10k for a woman. I was making a point through exaggeration that I don't begrudge anyone who pays for high end escorts. I have never reviewed a high end because I have never had one. If I want GFE from an attractive woman. I'll just call a friend or go to a club.
I was just calling you out on this self serving, pointless post. But sure, your quick witted STFU destroyed me. Gonna go cry myself to sleep. Also, DM me the Unicorn please ;)
 
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