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Why pro mongers never share the unicorns

dirkjones

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I believe everything they say - it’s just easier. At the end of a long day of work I’m tired of thinking. So….”you so big, you so handsome, you so strong”…

Why, yes I am, now that I think of it! You only do this for me? Why, thank you so much! That’s awesome!
before boards like this existed you really had no reason NOT to believe her, but now we can see she says that same shit to everyone. Ignorance was bliss! but honestly, she never needs to say any of that... we'll still be back. Stop selling me lady, I'm here... you got my money, relax and enjoy the business.
 

Ankle_Socks

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I'm not ashamed to say that I read this forum and I study it. I do that because what's at stake is very important to me. My privacy and my money. This forum gives us the opportunity to mitigate most dangers and wastes of time. If you study this form long enough you will realize that there's a lot of really weird men on this site. Even if we just look at Monetary. A great example is 98 Mott Street. I read a review where a guy clearly says that he did a lot of research on the site before he decided to go see the grannies up there. Every single review on this site says that people pay between $60 and $100 Max. There's at least three guys who have had doubles for $120 total meaning each provider got $60. This op writes a review saying that he read all of these reviews yet he goes there and pays the cheapest provider out of all of them $160. You got to make it make sense. Even if you have money anybody who understands money knows that you don't waste money. So why would you pay extra for service that everybody's getting at the same quality for cheaper. Why would you give them more than they're actually looking for and then pretty much have an average experience and communicate as much in the review. I get so confused with why so many guys here don't seem to get on code. Read the reviews on this site. Read the discussion section. Learn how to maneuver and operate in these spas. Have a good time and don't mess it up for other people. It's not that the rest of us don't have money. You have to have money to play in this Hobby. We just don't want to waste our money on average service.
This right here is fact upon fact.
A perfect example is the brooklyn review section
 

Ankle_Socks

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Lots of thoughts on this whole thread:
1 . Some dickheads cannot resist proving how much of a dickhead they are

2. Even when a post is meant to be thought provoking, or simply informative, there is always the one, two or three persons who do absolutely no thinking before responding

3. Comprehension is lacking

4. I have a few more observations/ thoughts on this, but will think about sharing it
 

Doej2874

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A unicorn, Re'em, or whatever name you give those mythical creatures is just that... a mythical creature! Now, there are the rare, legit spa providers that will occasionally be attracted to a client who's been seeing them regularly, and perhaps it manifests into something more, something sexual or even platonic-turned into sexual-at some point type situations. But those are usually reserved for the kind of guys we don't typically read posts from on this forum. I can attest to this personally, because I'm seeing a legit spa owner after we hit it off in a non sexual way - at first. If you want to snag one of these said unicorns, play it cool, don't be overly aggressive, and keep your hands to yourself once you get the hint of chemistrical whimsy,(yes, I just made that little phrase up, feel free to use it) In other words, don't be a douchenozzle, be a gentleman and as the old saying goes, you'll catch more flies with honey than you would with vinegar.
 

dirkjones

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The problem is, you are not sharing ur unicorns. That is the point of this thread.
no no no, the point is why sharing KILLS the Unicorn! Not everyone is suitable and ready for the Unicorn, it has to transpire magically BUT you’re then in a dilemma of withholding such ego boosting info OR share with others and run the risk of scaring your Unicorn away! I got me about 12 Unicorns ain’t nobody gonna ever know about… I won’t find another because then my luck will goto shit. Ladies begging to be number 13.
 
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