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Why pay $$ for old ladies

DICKS

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Don't take me wrong, as per my view the whole point of going to GFE or FE place is to experience young and fresh. I have seen several guys posting paid $$ including all but a seeing a women age of 50+. I understand this is personal choice, but trying to understand why anyone wanted to f**k old ladies??
 

Don31

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Okay, I'll bite....

That's your opinion. 50 isn't old at all. I know more than a few 50-year-olds that you would swear are in their mid-30s. And with maturity comes patience and experience and a more customer-focused attitude.

I'm trying to understand why someone would want to spend money on a twenty-something, money hungry bimbo? Looks aren't everything, its not even at the top of my list. The women I know who are in their 50s have great enthusiasm and exceptional attitudes. The times I've been ladies in their 20's, were really not that good at all and, in retrospect, were a waste of time and money.
 

Rustyshackleford

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Don't take me wrong, as per my view the whole point of going to GFE or FE place is to experience young and fresh. I have seen several guys posting paid $$ including all but a seeing a women age of 50+. I understand this is personal choice, but trying to understand why anyone wanted to f**k old ladies??
Why do you need to understand it? Whole world of variety out there.
Phoenix, Tasha, Baby, Lucky and Ruby are all in their 50's or close to it, and they'll give you the tide of your life. Age is just a number if the girl takes care of herself.
I love a woman that gives a good tide. But that’s just me.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING!!! Seriously. Most of the young providers want you in and out in 30 minutes and use a jackhammer approach, don't know how to do a ST, think their bodies will make you drool, don't know how to edge and even do a massage. The older providers know how to do all that, listen to direction, and give a much better experience. In college, any hot looking girl I banged was horrible, but the 5-7's were awesome and had me wanting to do them again and again. Watch the scene in a Beautiful Mind where he calculates the success of hooking up with the best looking girl in the group and everyone failing. You have a better chance of hooking up with the B girl and having a better experience. Sure, its great to bang the hot one, but at the end of the day with the providers, its the older more experienced providers that are going to make you want to go back for me.
 

AutomaticSlim

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Which is totally fine. Everyone has their own preferences, every guy is different, every lady is different.

This is a pretty stupid thread.....
Maybe it is and maybe it isn't, but I will tell you one thing.
There is no way it is stupider than the penis size thread.
That one is great granddaddy of stupid.


EDIT:
Anyways, back on topic.
I'm 57 and 30 is too old for me.
And will be until I die.
But almost everyone here already knows that, so I apologize for being redundant. Again.
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Maybe it is and maybe it isn't, but I will tell you one thing.
There is no way it is stupider than the penis size thread.
That one is great granddaddy of stupid.


EDIT:
Anyways, back on topic.
I'm 57 and 30 is too old for me.
And will be until I die.
But almost everyone here already knows that, so I apologize for being redundant. Again.
30 is too old? you are missing out on a whole bunch of providers that blow 25-30 year olds off the map. Seriously. Like I said, who doesn't want to be with that 25 year old hot girl that looks like the girls on the beach. To me, I want quality service, not crappy service with nice eye candy.
 

AutomaticSlim

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30 is too old? you are missing out on a whole bunch of providers that blow 25-30 year olds off the map. Seriously. Like I said, who doesn't want to be with that 25 year old hot girl that looks like the girls on the beach. To me, I want quality service, not crappy service with nice eye candy.
30 is too old for me.
If you like the older ones, by all means, stick with them. I'm not telling other guys who they should see or what they should prefer.
I monger because I want the girls I can't get otherwise.
And youth/looks is what is important to me. Much more important than service.
If I wanted a middle aged woman I would get one via conventional dating. But I don't. So I don't.
 

Bust1out

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Me & Bustanut agree. I've had Hot Young things with tight bodies where there look alone almost got me off, but when it came time for the fun stuff I was like WTF? totally no experience or technique, or suction(lol)...Now time spent with an older provider, they know how to tease, please, take it slow or bring you to a crescendo :sneaky:
 

Johnnylovesmassages

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Me & Bustanut agree. I've had Hot Young things with tight bodies where there look alone almost got me off, but when it came time for the fun stuff I was like WTF? totally no experience or technique, or suction(lol)...Now time spent with an older provider, they know how to tease, please, take it slow or bring you to a crescendo :sneaky:
exactly. Like I said, in college the great looking girls were dead fish, but the 5-7's were awesome. With providers, any really hot young girl I have been with has been a "I am doing you a favor, let's get this over with" while the older ones know how to ease, edge, and get your close, stop, and take you even higher.
 

Amp Army

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Phoenix, Tasha, Baby, Lucky and Ruby are all in their 50's or close to it, and they'll give you the tide of your life. Age is just a number if the girl takes care of herself.
Well I just need to chime in here. Yes I know it's hard to believe I'm still here.

Here at Amp Army headquarters along with the Pussy Recognition Identification, PRI as we like to call it.
We are also working on Contradiction Recognition Identification CRI
Now what this dose is every time someone contradicts themselves an alarm goes off.
It monitors every post on this sight.
It's rather amazing piece of equipment.
The alarm went off today at 9:54 AM.
It clearly shows you said.
"Age is a major component for many of us". Referring to the negative of a girl being over 50.
Now we developed this stupid piece of equipment as part of our research of the Ampers psych. Why you ask?
Because that's what we do to here at Amp Army stupid sh#* to contribute here.
Code name stupid stuff.
Mongers everywhere want to know is it just to argue that we contradict or is it for attention or is it something much deaper.
It's a rhetorical question.
That means no need to answer.

And yes we do except donations for our research. For just $11.00 you will get FREE one of our beautiful Amp Army tee-shirts please include $12.00 shipping and handling.
And I just want to thank everyone for your interest in the PRI. I've been identifyIng pussy 3 days straight in-between my 12 to 15 times a week amping of course.
And picking up and dropping of all my girlfriend's after our date's. Sh#* that reminds me. I'm gonna be late for my 2:00 gotta go now.
And Always remember sniff before you taste! Go Army!
 

AutomaticSlim

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Well I just need to chime in here. Yes I know it's hard to believe I'm still here.

Here at Amp Army headquarters along with the Pussy Recognition Identification, PRI as we like to call it.
We are also working on Contradiction Recognition Identification CRI
Now what this dose is every time someone contradicts themselves an alarm goes off.
It monitors every post on this sight.
It's rather amazing piece of equipment.
The alarm went off today at 9:54 AM.
It clearly shows you said.
"Age is a major component for many of us". Referring to the negative of a girl being over 50.
Now we developed this stupid piece of equipment as part of our research of the Ampers psych. Why you ask?
Because that's what we do to here at Amp Army stupid sh#* to contribute here.
Code name stupid stuff.
Mongers everywhere want to know is it just to argue that we contradict or is it for attention or is it something much deaper.
It's a rhetorical question.
That means no need to answer.

And yes we do except donations for our research. For just $11.00 you will get FREE one of our beautiful Amp Army tee-shirts please include $12.00 shipping and handling.
And I just want to thank everyone for your interest in the PRI. I've been identifyIng pussy 3 days straight in-between my 12 to 15 times a week amping of course.
And picking up and dropping of all my girlfriend's after our date's. Sh#* that reminds me. I'm gonna be late for my 2:00 gotta go now.
And Always remember sniff before you taste! Go Army!
You're um...You're related to that Kavanaugh guy, aren't you?
 

Bust1out

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Well I just need to chime in here. Yes I know it's hard to believe I'm still here.

Here at Amp Army headquarters along with the Pussy Recognition Identification, PRI as we like to call it.
We are also working on Contradiction Recognition Identification CRI
Now what this dose is every time someone contradicts themselves an alarm goes off.
It monitors every post on this sight.
It's rather amazing piece of equipment.
The alarm went off today at 9:54 AM.
It clearly shows you said.
"Age is a major component for many of us". Referring to the negative of a girl being over 50.
Now we developed this stupid piece of equipment as part of our research of the Ampers psych. Why you ask?
Because that's what we do to here at Amp Army stupid sh#* to contribute here.
Code name stupid stuff.
Mongers everywhere want to know is it just to argue that we contradict or is it for attention or is it something much deaper.
It's a rhetorical question.
That means no need to answer.

And yes we do except donations for our research. For just $11.00 you will get FREE one of our beautiful Amp Army tee-shirts please include $12.00 shipping and handling.
And I just want to thank everyone for your interest in the PRI. I've been identifyIng pussy 3 days straight in-between my 12 to 15 times a week amping of course.
And picking up and dropping of all my girlfriend's after our date's. Sh#* that reminds me. I'm gonna be late for my 2:00 gotta go now.
And Always remember sniff before you taste! Go Army!
Sniff before you taste :ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO: Reminds me of what I learned in high school in the 70's "If it smells like cologne, leave it alone- If it smells like fish, it's a dish"
 

Bandit74

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Don't take me wrong, as per my view the whole point of going to GFE or FE place is to experience young and fresh. I have seen several guys posting paid $$ including all but a seeing a women age of 50+. I understand this is personal choice, but trying to understand why anyone wanted to f**k old ladies??
It's like the song from the 60s"different strokes for different folks"
But you answered your own question
Personal choice
Some can't understand why guys like BBW
Personal choice.
 
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