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Whats that smell ?

Sunnyday

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#5
Very good question as if you have been in this hobby for a while, Most likely you have already experienced this situation frequently, I have a regular provider that constantly with this issue, last time I saw her, I told her if she has something going on to let me know so we skip the visit, I was blunt about it but didn’t care anymore. Bottom line they don’t care they just need to make money.
 

Justhavingfun

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Just happened to me the other day. I usually partake in DATY. What I do now is slide my hand down her panties and rub down below. While she starts the HJ/BJ, I discreetly raise my hand up and take a whiff lol. This one was rather cute, a little on the chunky side, but I definitely held off from anything else. Smelt like she wiped the wrong way while wiping her ass lol it was nasty, and I’ll run the other way if I see her again. But to answer your question, no I don’t tell them. It was in PA, so you Jersey peeps don’t need to worry lol
 

Koondog

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#8
If your cock stunk she would ask you to go shower, tell her to go shower.
That only works if the girl is actually committed to taking a real shower using soap and hot water on the cooch. I have witnessed girls in the past who's 'shower' consisted of just spraying the shower nozzle over their privates for like 5 seconds as if that was supposed to make them magically clean and fresh.
 

Jerseyshoreguy

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#9
Just happened to me the other day. I usually partake in DATY. What I do now is slide my hand down her panties and rub down below. While she starts the HJ/BJ, I discreetly raise my hand up and take a whiff lol. This one was rather cute, a little on the chunky side, but I definitely held off from anything else. Smelt like she wiped the wrong way while wiping her ass lol it was nasty, and I’ll run the other way if I see her again. But to answer your question, no I don’t tell them. It was in PA, so you Jersey peeps don’t need to worry lol
Most of us have been doing this move since 7th grease.
 

nitpicking

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#10
Tried to go thru the scene several times but all failed. Now I just put the tool back in my undies and just leave. I only come back to the place when MMS calls/texts me to ask what happened.
 

Dbomb

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Gotta admit I’ve endured this numerous times. One thing ya gotta ditch a girl if she’s a front wiper. No matter how gloriously beautiful she is. Lazy chicks that front wipe will always have issues. Conversely gals can have smelly box but not have problems. Years ago I liked this beautiful brunette gym body stripper from a gogo bar. What a sweet thing. No drugs didn’t drink was a body shaping competition girl. Was after her for quite a while one night after her shift she broke down and I took her home but when she laid back she stunk so bad smelled like a wet penny I picked her up and put her in the bathtub we had sudsy fun. The stinky penny smell was from the brass gogo pole and the salt from her sweat. Didn’t workout with her she didn’t drink and hated people that did. Just liked the money from stripping in the bars. She’s now a successful realtor. Sorry if TMI.
 
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