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What do you wear?
- Thread starter Chc5
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So many comedians for what to me seems like a valid question/concern. I guess most of you guys have no concern about bumping into your wife or neighbor as your heading in for your next pussy pounding.
I sometimes go to a spa near me, which is attached to a big chain Pizza place with lots of traffic, along with a second nice local restaurant. I normally just wear whatever I work in when i go to spas (mostly suits). But for this case, as I have encountered friends in the lot, I wear shirts i would never normally wear. I go loud with the shirt, and wear an old pair of sunglasses, hoping for the distraction angle. You can always scope it out before you go in, but you have no control over who is in the lot when you walk out. I would never wear a logo for my company. Assuming that the spa has video in the public spaces, I wouldnt want to give the cops any help tracking you down, if they raid the place.
I sometimes go to a spa near me, which is attached to a big chain Pizza place with lots of traffic, along with a second nice local restaurant. I normally just wear whatever I work in when i go to spas (mostly suits). But for this case, as I have encountered friends in the lot, I wear shirts i would never normally wear. I go loud with the shirt, and wear an old pair of sunglasses, hoping for the distraction angle. You can always scope it out before you go in, but you have no control over who is in the lot when you walk out. I would never wear a logo for my company. Assuming that the spa has video in the public spaces, I wouldnt want to give the cops any help tracking you down, if they raid the place.
Every time a new girl comes to this spa she goes through phase where she's eating pizza from these guys a few times a week, then gets a little chubby and has to cut back.... They like it though because it is open later than the spa is, which means there is always people around at night for security. Plus they get a lot of customers that order a pizza and then come in for 30 minute quickies.
Some of us are just trying to have a little fun. My excuse is that I have an incurable case of being a wiseass. In all seriousness, I don't think it matters to the spa personnel too much what you wear as long as you are clean, presentable and cheerful. I don't think they pay too much attention to uniforms or concert tees. Along as you aren't wearing all blue with a gun and a badge, they are good. Anyway, you are only wearing your clothes for the first five and last five minutes you are there. If you are trying to be incognito to the outside world, then you don't wear a uniform or something that would allow someone to easily identify you.
Also, I'm pretty sure that if I bump into the wife as I'm going into an AMP, it won't matter what I'm wearing. It's going to be covered in my blood very shortly thereafter.
Also, I'm pretty sure that if I bump into the wife as I'm going into an AMP, it won't matter what I'm wearing. It's going to be covered in my blood very shortly thereafter.
There are 3 scenarios I can think of, where clothing is important.
1. You are going to a new spa. You’ve read the reviews, some guys get FS, some guys don’t. You want to maximize your chances of getting laid. I still believe the guy wearing a nice shirt, pants , and shoes has a better chance of getting a girl to take a chance on him, than a guy wearing T-shirt with holes and dirty jeans. After that first visit, though, it matters little. It’s 95 percent what happened last time.
2. My previously mentioned situation. You’re trying to get in and out of a spa in your hometown without your wife seeing you and doing a chuckie on you.
3.youre a uniformed cop or a security guard and you’re thinking about going right after work.
1. You are going to a new spa. You’ve read the reviews, some guys get FS, some guys don’t. You want to maximize your chances of getting laid. I still believe the guy wearing a nice shirt, pants , and shoes has a better chance of getting a girl to take a chance on him, than a guy wearing T-shirt with holes and dirty jeans. After that first visit, though, it matters little. It’s 95 percent what happened last time.
2. My previously mentioned situation. You’re trying to get in and out of a spa in your hometown without your wife seeing you and doing a chuckie on you.
3.youre a uniformed cop or a security guard and you’re thinking about going right after work.
I wear whatever I’m dressed in at the time, really doesn’t matter IMO since I’ll be naked once I enter the private room, having good hygiene and being freshly showered is a priority more so to me. If it’s late night, which often times is my preferred time to visit for FS, I’ll wear a T-shirt, shorts and sandals, easy on, easy off.
Daytime is Timeless black and white with bow tie. Night time is Yellow ruffled shirt since I don't want to get hit by a car.
Seriously just be clean and respectful. You really shouldn't be in clothes that long. And if you are in a place that says "PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!" Well, put some clothes on and say Sorry.
Seriously just be clean and respectful. You really shouldn't be in clothes that long. And if you are in a place that says "PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!" Well, put some clothes on and say Sorry.