What do you talk about during the massage part?

[b9090b]

From my previous experiences at legit massage parlors, I'm pretty much completely silent after the first 5 minutes. However, in many of the reviews, it seems people talk quite a bit during the massage part (if the provider has good enough english and personality). What do you guys talk about?

 

[manfrenjentsen]

If it is a regular I talk about current events or just some BS. After awhile I don't talk and just enjoy the massage.

 

[Dude3]

Busy day? Which days/ time seem hardest? It’s cold/ rainy/ windy/hot, etc, outside (whatever bad weather so she’s less disappointed being inside) .
Some small talk to make her feel comfortable, but very careful not to ask any personal questions. With regulars, ask view on current events that would be on tv

 

[Boats-N-Hoes]

What they like to do for fun, food, restaurants...How long they living in the USA, and where they are from, etc...Of course every Korean girl is from Seoul...Ok...Lolz

 

[BIGBOB62]

All these things, plus if I’m with a new girl, I make sure she knows I am out all the time and could become a regular weekly customer. Never discuss services rendered though.

 

[Bech]

I break the ice with post-Modern theory, usually the French Deconstructionists, which everyone had an opinion about.
If we exhaust that topic, what’s their favorite color.

 

[RaspberryK]

The food. All Asians are foodies haha

 

[Kraven]

I break the ice with post-Modern theory, usually the French Deconstructionists, which everyone had an opinion about.
If we exhaust that topic, what’s their favorite color.

Bech: A Book

 

[Bech]

Bech: A Book

Well, I don’t like to make it all about me...

 

[Kraven]

Well, I don’t like to make it all about me...

Haha.
We now have two handles reflecting Updike antiheroes. You and Angstrom could do a seminar lol.

 

[Bech]

Haha.
We now have two handles reflecting Updike antiheroes. You and Angstrom could do a seminar lol.

Long ago, there was also a Humboldt! I can attest that cats have at least 4 lives...

 

[Kraven]

Long ago, there was also a Humboldt! I can attest that cats have at least 4 lives...

Humboldt?
Did you mean Humbert Humbert?
I admit I would enjoy his reviews ( for strictly literary reasons of course haha) but doubt he would last long with the moderators lol.
“ Gentle women of the jury…..”

 

[Bech]

Humboldt?
Did you mean Humbert Humbert?
I admit I would enjoy his reviews ( for strictly literary reasons of course haha) but doubt he would last long with the moderators lol.
“ Gentle women of the jury…..”

There was a Humboldt many moons ago, a tribute to both the explorer and Bellows...

 

[이 회장님]

What they like to do for fun, food, restaurants...How long they living in the USA, and where they are from, etc...Of course every Korean girl is from Seoul...Ok...Lolz

I never met a Korean amp or room salon lady from Seoul. lol.

They all do a very good job of hiding their real dialect but there’s only so much they can do. lol.

 

[Retired031424]

The food. All Asians are foodies haha

seconded

 

[MongerMan86]

I break the ice with post-Modern theory, usually the French Deconstructionists, which everyone had an opinion about.
If we exhaust that topic, what’s their favorite color.

I often often deride Derrida when a masseuse elbows me in a sore spot.

We usually talk about places we’ve both been in their country or the US, laugh about stereotypes of people from those places, and if they are game, I ask them to sing or hum a pop song in their native language.

 

[James_stance]

I don't talk at all. I am not there to have a conversation.

 

[Defyeler]

There's a massage part?

 

[Defyeler]

The food. All Asians are foodies haha

Not me. I actually don't like Asian food. Of almost any form of Asian food.

 

[BlessedMan]

Typically I ask how are they doing, did they have a busy day. In what boro do they live in. After a while I quietly enjoy the massage.