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Visiting Washington DC

Unusualcrim

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Hey Mongers,

Visiting DC for work this week. Any idea what is a good board or resource for looking up hobby options? AMP or whatever is recommended out here.

Thanks and appreciate any feedback!
 

Ellocohombre

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I think there is a guy who lives in a big white house with a high fence around it that has a few phone numbers and might be able to help you. But you not only have to pay them big bucks to open their mouth but pay them 10x that amount to also keep it closed. Wink, wink, nod, nod.
 

Srhsrh

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I think there is a guy who lives in a big white house with a high fence around it that has a few phone numbers and might be able to help you. But you not only have to pay them big bucks to open their mouth but pay them 10x that amount to also keep it closed. Wink, wink, nod, nod.
I heard he only has eastern european prostitutes in residence.
 

Unusualcrim

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Dude - really, just go to Chinatown. DC is not that big. Uber around. You will be fine there just google places and go!
Thanks but don’t have the time to try many places or else I would normally walk and explore. I meant a forum board for reviews though. I have researched but not trying to TOFTT in a new city only to find it’s a legit only spa.
 

rottie

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In my experience in DC you have to get outside the city for AMPs. There’s one in Arlington not that far. Or way up further into Maryland around Greenbelt. DC has a strong escort game but it’s very pricy.
 

Unusualcrim

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In my experience in DC you have to get outside the city for AMPs. There’s one in Arlington not that far. Or way up further into Maryland around Greenbelt. DC has a strong escort game but it’s very pricy.
I don’t mind taking Uber to Arlington if you can recommend a good AMP. Can you PM the info? Thanks!
 

casualplayer

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Initially I wanted to help since for me its never exactly hard finding a place to get the action you seek, but now you are attempting to waist peopls time doing your homework like a little bitch. I just literally spent 5 minutes on a search and found plenty in DC within the last month so reviews are good. Many say out of town is better and probably so but again spend some time my man. You first put this up tuesday and its now friday morning. Fuck me. I spend 5 min and you can't do anything in almost 4 days!
I don’t mind taking Uber to Arlington if you can recommend a good AMP. Can you PM the info? Thanks!
 

Unusualcrim

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Initially I wanted to help since for me its never exactly hard finding a place to get the action you seek, but now you are attempting to waist peopls time doing your homework like a little bitch. I just literally spent 5 minutes on a search and found plenty in DC within the last month so reviews are good. Many say out of town is better and probably so but again spend some time my man. You first put this up tuesday and its now friday morning. Fuck me. I spend 5 min and you can't do anything in almost 4 days!
Again I’ve done my research and found many places but none with concrete intel to guarantee I get what I want. I’m not asking anyone to do research for me but rather any recommendations based on exp. Not sure what your issue is but you seem to have nothing better to do and just troll. I’m trying to limit the time I spend walking around and asking each place to hope they give me a straight answer. Anyhow, thanks for your useless input.
 

casualplayer

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Again I’ve done my research and found many places but none with concrete intel to guarantee I get what I want. I’m not asking anyone to do research for me but rather any recommendations based on exp. Not sure what your issue is but you seem to have nothing better to do and just troll. I’m trying to limit the time I spend walking around and asking each place to hope they give me a straight answer. Anyhow, thanks for your useless input.
You don't really rate a reply but I'm tired of guys like you that want alot for no work. Re-Read my post. You think im a troll FU! You just joined! The Troll is probably you. Your time is more valuable, I get it. Why even bother looking then. You need it that bad. Fuck....
 

Tuddles

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@Unusualcrim
"Again I’ve done my research and found many places but none with concrete intel to guarantee I get what I want."

One of our ampr brother said, if you want guarantee, buy a small kitchen appliance because it comes with warranty.

Amp is for us to enjoy our lives without guarantees. Win some. Lose some.
 

rottie

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All I did when I visited was visit Bedpage. The closest one I found was in Arlington, all the others were in Maryland or outside the city itself. Look up the Arlington AMP for yourself on Bedpage and take one for the team. I don't think it's FS, but that's what your research will help find out!
 
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