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van gogh syndrome

firr

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van gogh was a dutch painter in the 19th century. he saw prostitutes all the time and fell in love with one of them so much he cut his ear off and gave it to her as a gift . that was some tip ! in my constant struggle to stay out of love with a certain provider or spa i have to keep reminding myself that i have nothing to do with any of it, im just a customer. it seems that one third of all of us become infatuated with this and its very common. google it . i always fall for them and cant stop it . being at my spa and knowing one of the girls is in the next room and the other one is making me feel like a king . last night after pounding away and upon my finish she does the you number one thing i just smiled and said to myself why ? so i am good looking , funny , tip over and beyond plus go alot to the point of some of them saying sarcastically oh no see such long time . i tell them i love them they tell me they love me and then she comes in the room helping me dress kisses me on the lips and i taste and smell the mouthwash as she is preparing for the next customer even though i was supposed to be last customer of the night . i guess it will never stop and ill be cursed with this relentless demon for ever. what do you think i should do about my ear ?
 

paco2888

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van gogh was a dutch painter in the 19th century. he saw prostitutes all the time and fell in love with one of them so much he cut his ear off and gave it to her as a gift . that was some tip ! in my constant struggle to stay out of love with a certain provider or spa i have to keep reminding myself that i have nothing to do with any of it, im just a customer. it seems that one third of all of us become infatuated with this and its very common. google it . i always fall for them and cant stop it . being at my spa and knowing one of the girls is in the next room and the other one is making me feel like a king . last night after pounding away and upon my finish she does the you number one thing i just smiled and said to myself why ? so i am good looking , funny , tip over and beyond plus go alot to the point of some of them saying sarcastically oh no see such long time . i tell them i love them they tell me they love me and then she comes in the room helping me dress kisses me on the lips and i taste and smell the mouthwash as she is preparing for the next customer even though i was supposed to be last customer of the night . i guess it will never stop and ill be cursed with this relentless demon for ever. what do you think i should do about my ear ?
Not to take away any thunder from your tale of loves, the Van Gogh story has been updated with new evidence that changes the motivation and the outcome. FWIW—here’s a link if you’re interested
https://qz.com/823588/why-vincent-van-gogh-cut-off-his-hear/amp/
 

scubatoo

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I find nothing wrong with living these fantasies, that sometimes become realities. I have developed relationships both inside and outside the spa with many of these girls over the years. Learned a lot about different cultures, customs, and daily life. I won't cut my ear off for any of them, but I do enjoy the relationships. BUT, women are women no matter where they call home and the more you get to know them the more personal drama with home, family, etc come into play. The real concern is when the spa visit for unconditional relaxation and fun in the room, moves into something else. These girls have an amazing ability to compartmentalize things and when they feel you are "their guy" their attitudes can change. The question at that point is not whether I will cut off an ear, but whether they will want to cut off my balls for "infidelity" if I dare go with another girl on a spa visit. The monger in me always wants to try the new girl, but experience tells me never to do that at any spa with the girl you have a relationship with.
 

Manted

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Usually, when I go to the spa, I try to leave my emotions at home. Sometimes it is very difficult buy emotions build drama and then the problems begin.
 

Monster78

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van gogh was a dutch painter in the 19th century. he saw prostitutes all the time and fell in love with one of them so much he cut his ear off and gave it to her as a gift . that was some tip ! in my constant struggle to stay out of love with a certain provider or spa i have to keep reminding myself that i have nothing to do with any of it, im just a customer. it seems that one third of all of us become infatuated with this and its very common. google it . i always fall for them and cant stop it . being at my spa and knowing one of the girls is in the next room and the other one is making me feel like a king . last night after pounding away and upon my finish she does the you number one thing i just smiled and said to myself why ? so i am good looking , funny , tip over and beyond plus go alot to the point of some of them saying sarcastically oh no see such long time . i tell them i love them they tell me they love me and then she comes in the room helping me dress kisses me on the lips and i taste and smell the mouthwash as she is preparing for the next customer even though i was supposed to be last customer of the night . i guess it will never stop and ill be cursed with this relentless demon for ever. what do you think i should do about my ear ?
Thats like guys that fall in love with bargirls in Thailand... hell, one of my buddies married one...just keep in mind that once you lock one down (spa girl, bar girl, freelancer) she's not going to stop...if you think she will, you're in for major heartache....Keep that in mind, but hey...to each his own
 

Gentle Jim

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van gogh was a dutch painter in the 19th century. he saw prostitutes all the time and fell in love with one of them so much he cut his ear off and gave it to her as a gift . that was some tip ! in my constant struggle to stay out of love with a certain provider or spa i have to keep reminding myself that i have nothing to do with any of it, im just a customer. it seems that one third of all of us become infatuated with this and its very common. google it . i always fall for them and cant stop it . being at my spa and knowing one of the girls is in the next room and the other one is making me feel like a king . last night after pounding away and upon my finish she does the you number one thing i just smiled and said to myself why ? so i am good looking , funny , tip over and beyond plus go alot to the point of some of them saying sarcastically oh no see such long time . i tell them i love them they tell me they love me and then she comes in the room helping me dress kisses me on the lips and i taste and smell the mouthwash as she is preparing for the next customer even though i was supposed to be last customer of the night . i guess it will never stop and ill be cursed with this relentless demon for ever. what do you think i should do about my ear ?
The only thing we can ascertain is that Old Vinny Van Gogh didn't hack off his schlong !
 

bchang

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What’s weird is that they get pissed off if you see another girl. I was seeing this girl over the course of a month every week. But then a new girl showed up and I tried her out and she was better. Well the girl gave me her phone number to call to make appointment, but when the first girl found out she ratted her out to the mama sans. The new girl was chastised.
 

East Lake II

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What’s weird is that they get pissed off if you see another girl. I was seeing this girl over the course of a month every week. But then a new girl showed up and I tried her out and she was better. Well the girl gave me her phone number to call to make appointment, but when the first girl found out she ratted her out to the mama sans. The new girl was chastised.
This is often the drama that we don’t see or know about. But it’s there in every spa.

You start seeing someone, you see her a few times and she thinks you will be seeing her on a regular basis. Then when you see someone else in the same spa, all hell breaks loose. It’s gotten to the point, where one will make the others life miserable. Part of it is the loss of money. Another part of it is they know each other so well, they fear that what one tells you about another one will make you not want to see her. It’s a tragic comedy.
 

East Lake II

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I find nothing wrong with living these fantasies, that sometimes become realities. I have developed relationships both inside and outside the spa with many of these girls over the years. Learned a lot about different cultures, customs, and daily life. I won't cut my ear off for any of them, but I do enjoy the relationships. BUT, women are women no matter where they call home and the more you get to know them the more personal drama with home, family, etc come into play. The real concern is when the spa visit for unconditional relaxation and fun in the room, moves into something else. These girls have an amazing ability to compartmentalize things and when they feel you are "their guy" their attitudes can change. The question at that point is not whether I will cut off an ear, but whether they will want to cut off my balls for "infidelity" if I dare go with another girl on a spa visit. The monger in me always wants to try the new girl, but experience tells me never to do that at any spa with the girl you have a relationship with.
“These girls have an amazing ability to compartmentalize things and when they feel you are "their guy" their attitudes can change. The question at that point is not whether I will cut off an ear, but whether they will want to cut off my balls for "infidelity" if I dare go with another girl on a spa visit.”

Since they know each other and talk talk talk, this applies even if you see someone at another spa.
 

Joobit

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And then what when you finally get her? F*@# her every night until you're bored and go seek a new girl somewhere else? Spending an hour at a time, you fulfill a fantasy. Being with her outside, you will see her ugly reality, which is why they are working in an MP. I think most of us enjoy the excitement of seeing which girl we get, how far we can get, and what she's willing to offer. That really is half my fun going to different AMPs.
What girls wouldn't be angry to lose a consistent customer especially one that tips well? Of course they will be angry with each other. You gotta try different ones in the same place before you settle for one.
 

RickeyRomance

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van gogh was a dutch painter in the 19th century. he saw prostitutes all the time and fell in love with one of them so much he cut his ear off and gave it to her as a gift . that was some tip ! in my constant struggle to stay out of love with a certain provider or spa i have to keep reminding myself that i have nothing to do with any of it, im just a customer. it seems that one third of all of us become infatuated with this and its very common. google it . i always fall for them and cant stop it . being at my spa and knowing one of the girls is in the next room and the other one is making me feel like a king . last night after pounding away and upon my finish she does the you number one thing i just smiled and said to myself why ? so i am good looking , funny , tip over and beyond plus go alot to the point of some of them saying sarcastically oh no see such long time . i tell them i love them they tell me they love me and then she comes in the room helping me dress kisses me on the lips and i taste and smell the mouthwash as she is preparing for the next customer even though i was supposed to be last customer of the night . i guess it will never stop and ill be cursed with this relentless demon for ever. what do you think i should do about my ear ?
Great post. But yeah, bro. It's important to always keep perspective and know that this is not dating, this is business. Not to sound uppity because I've been lonely at different points in my life but no matter how much these providers compliment us, says what big strong muscles we have and how handsome we are.....you maaaaarried? you have girrrr-friend? It's all to work us. They good ones know that you stroke the ego and the confidence just much as you stroke the manhood. In fact, stroking the ego and the confidence is just as much 'stroking the manhood' as physical touch. They can also sense a nice guy and they know how to play that for maximum effect, maximum tip and maximum return business.....like you said, smiling and tying our shoes while the next appointment is pulling into the parking lot. It shouldn't induce anger. It shouldn't induce loathing. It shouldn't induce love. It's a simple transaction and a little bit of fantasy and nothing more.
 

East Lake II

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And then what when you finally get her? F*@# her every night until you're bored and go seek a new girl somewhere else? Spending an hour at a time, you fulfill a fantasy. Being with her outside, you will see her ugly reality, which is why they are working in an MP. I think most of us enjoy the excitement of seeing which girl we get, how far we can get, and what she's willing to offer. That really is half my fun going to different AMPs.
What girls wouldn't be angry to lose a consistent customer especially one that tips well? Of course they will be angry with each other. You gotta try different ones in the same place before you settle for one.
“Being with her outside, you will see her ugly reality,”

And they will see ours as well. Being with her on the outside, you will also see a better side of her. A side you don’t experience in the spa.
 

Happy Jack

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I think it's alright to fall in love with the girl for the hour or half hour that you are in the room, but never believe a word she says and snap your ass back to reality by the time the door is hitting you in the ass as you leave and she locks the door behind you.

No mater what a girl tells you, there is always going to be another client that is better looking, in better shape, with a bigger dick, better tongue and a larger wallet.

These girls are professionals. It is their job to make you fall in love with them. Enjoy the fantasy while you are with her, but remember she really doesn't give two fucks about you and only cares about the size of your tip, how clean you are and how well you treat her while you are together in the room. Have fun and then move on to the next one .

It's like what Joe Pesci's character in Good Fella's said after his mother tells him he need to meet a nice girl and settle down. "Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning."
 
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