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The white whales of Flushing Incall

Rombulous

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I can't see any scenario where you are going to "get a good one" for $100-200.
None at all.
I know, I know, we've had this conversation before...
Yes and my position hasn't really changed. It's a time consuming numbers game. Because price does not guarantee good service only chemistry with the Woman. Finding one with chemistry is a numbers game.

Good actors can be found in Midtown. But raw chemistry need not be faked not upcharged or upsold for.
 

Rombulous

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Meh, I do that as well. FI has it's intrigue, but I also have ATFaves, some spots for strictly good rubs and tugs, etc. I run the whole gambit. But I've had good experiences here too. So sometimes it's fun to look for the next good one.
Usually the next good one is a new girl at a "last resort" AMP.

In a bind, Flushing incall sure what do you have to lose? But as a first option you should work your ATFs and secondaries for leads on other options. This is easier said than done, but over half of my ATFs are from referrals from other good providers. Shake the managers and see what fruit falls. Randoms off Flushing incall are probably not going to yield great sessions.

I have seen maybe 10% of reports be positive from this site (as in not just mediocre)

When you look behind the curtain you encounter the wizard of Oz and realize it was all a sham. Unfortunately the mythical harem if young tight 20 somethings is actually not there even for the average Chinese business man. You are getting a glimpse of what is really available on that circuit. That which is frumpy dumpy spoiled rotten eggs.

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to only give HJ

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to see a Man on her period or with a yeast infection

Average looking Chinese Women who think 2 minutes of penetration is good

Average looking Chinese Women who don't have great personal hygiene (no deodorant and Onion breath from scallion soup from the night before) but want you to be immaculate

Average looking Chinese Women who have an OUTIE or MASSIVE HEMORRHOIDS that feel it's ok to provide (experienced mongers know exactly what I'm talking about)

Average looking Chinese Women who think lying like a dead fish or squirming sideways like an eel is a good idea

Average looking Chinese Women who have a gunt or muffin top but will call some of you fat

Average looking Chinese Women with a GRAND CANYON VAGINA that complain about large Gweilo appendages

The list goes on....If you think that Flushing incall is the exception I am sorry but it is not. I remember being referred to a UTR fast house that served 80% awkward young virginesque Chinese college guys. I go in the door he says hey [WeChat Name] come on in... Guy is organized knows good English and polite. Not a gang member or pimp just an entrepreneur.

I see the girl she looks like a drug addict clearly hated the job. Fat Chinese college kid walks out the room with his head down didn't look like he had a good time. She was thick in a good way but couldn't move for shit. 3/10 experience, I don't even recall if I was able to bust or not. I tried to extend time but she wasn't having it. She rather disappoint 10 guys quickly and get $50 than do her job good and get $500. This is only one example of many I have over the past 5 years.

The morale of the story is that inside track or not these are still Women who are disorganized, irresponsible, not goal oriented and looking to drift through life as lazily and haphazardly as humanly possible. They live life day to day and Chinese customers give them less wear and tear and will not complain publicly about them.

Their day is wakeup, take a midol, have a smoke, take a shit, see customer#1 and suck his 1.5 inch Willy. Eat breakfast take another shit , bend over and take raw anal from customer #2 paying her $200 to fuck a dirty ass. Eat lunch , shit again because her rectum was stimulated. Drink some Barley tea. Go pick her nephew up from school. Come back and customer#3 wants to do a line of coke off her A cup titties. After that she takes shit #3 because the Barley tea stimulated her bowels again. Eat some old Vegetables (which will cause shit #4 later) she decides to meet you because what the hell, at 6pm. She bends over and you look at the devastation which has occurred not over just the past 8 hours but of this same routine day after day for 18 years (she's 36 years young) You decide to go in anyway because of the novelty that you get to stick your dick in one of Flushing's finest exclusive hotties that prior to 6pm only lucky Chinese VIP business men could access.
 

Undercoverbrova

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Usually the next good one is a new girl at a "last resort" AMP.

In a bind, Flushing incall sure what do you have to lose? But as a first option you should work your ATFs and secondaries for leads on other options. This is easier said than done, but over half of my ATFs are from referrals from other good providers. Shake the managers and see what fruit falls. Randoms off Flushing incall are probably not going to yield great sessions.

I have seen maybe 10% of reports be positive from this site (as in not just mediocre)

When you look behind the curtain you encounter the wizard of Oz and realize it was all a sham. Unfortunately the mythical harem if young tight 20 somethings is actually not there even for the average Chinese business man. You are getting a glimpse of what is really available on that circuit. That which is frumpy dumpy spoiled rotten eggs.

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to only give HJ

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to see a Man on her period or with a yeast infection

Average looking Chinese Women who think 2 minutes of penetration is good

Average looking Chinese Women who don't have great personal hygiene (no deodorant and Onion breath from scallion soup from the night before) but want you to be immaculate

Average looking Chinese Women who have an OUTIE or MASSIVE HEMORRHOIDS that feel it's ok to provide (experienced mongers know exactly what I'm talking about)

Average looking Chinese Women who think lying like a dead fish or squirming sideways like an eel is a good idea

Average looking Chinese Women who have a gunt or muffin top but will call some of you fat

Average looking Chinese Women with a GRAND CANYON VAGINA that complain about large Gweilo appendages

The list goes on....If you think that Flushing incall is the exception I am sorry but it is not. I remember being referred to a UTR fast house that served 80% awkward young virginesque Chinese college guys. I go in the door he says hey [WeChat Name] come on in... Guy is organized knows good English and polite. Not a gang member or pimp just an entrepreneur.

I see the girl she looks like a drug addict clearly hated the job. Fat Chinese college kid walks out the room with his head down didn't look like he had a good time. She was thick in a good way but couldn't move for shit. 3/10 experience, I don't even recall if I was able to bust or not. I tried to extend time but she wasn't having it. She rather disappoint 10 guys quickly and get $50 than do her job good and get $500. This is only one example of many I have over the past 5 years.

The morale of the story is that inside track or not these are still Women who are disorganized, irresponsible, not goal oriented and looking to drift through life as lazily and haphazardly as humanly possible. They live life day to day and Chinese customers give them less wear and tear and will not complain publicly about them.

Their day is wakeup, take a midol, have a smoke, take a shit, see customer#1 and suck his 1.5 inch Willy. Eat breakfast take another shit , bend over and take raw anal from customer #2 paying her $200 to fuck a dirty ass. Eat lunch , shit again because her rectum was stimulated. Drink some Barley tea. Go pick her nephew up from school. Come back and customer#3 wants to do a line of coke off her A cup titties. After that she takes shit #3 because the Barley tea stimulated her bowels again. Eat some old Vegetables (which will cause shit #4 later) she decides to meet you because what the hell, at 6pm. She bends over and you look at the devastation which has occurred not over just the past 8 hours but of this same routine day after day for 18 years (she's 36 years young) You decide to go in anyway because of the novelty that you get to stick your dick in one of Flushing's finest exclusive hotties that prior to 6pm only lucky Chinese VIP business men could access.
Well.....tell em why you mad son.
 

kungfu

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Ive had success on Flushingincall and have never thought to write down the places that didnt respond lol.

It shouldn't be this serious. But whatever floats op's boat.

I read your comments about the two sisters. It sounds like the place I visited except only saw one, you referred to as granny.
Were they located on Colden, ground floor ? Is the other one with no tits, in the AD?
The one you referred to as granny was not bad, nice B+ tits, tall and thick but not fat.
She kept on asking if I wanted to have her sister participate. We never talked $ but I didn't want to spend anymore so i said next time.
 

Undercoverbrova

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Ive had success on Flushingincall and have never thought to write down the places that didnt respond lol.

It shouldn't be this serious. But whatever floats op's boat.
It's just an exercise, geez. Thinking outside the box here, giving us something to do in between nut busting. Y'all are taking this shit too serious.
 

Undercoverbrova

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I read your comments about the two sisters. It sounds like the place I visited except only saw one, you referred to as granny.
Were they located on Colden, ground floor ? Is the other one with no tits, in the AD?
The one you referred to as granny was not bad, nice B+ tits, tall and thick but not fat.
She kept on asking if I wanted to have her sister participate. We never talked $ but I didn't want to spend anymore so i said next time.
Yeah that sounds like the same one, the place on Colden. For the record, I described her attire as granny lol. She was an above average looking mature Asian. The no tit girl is the one in the ad. Very friendly gnd type. Had definitely wanted to slide up in the box, but it ain't happening.

So are you Asian? If not, did the one you saw give you a hard time? Well, at least you know what her sister looks like now if you want to go back down that route.
 

Bricktop

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Usually the next good one is a new girl at a "last resort" AMP.

In a bind, Flushing incall sure what do you have to lose? But as a first option you should work your ATFs and secondaries for leads on other options. This is easier said than done, but over half of my ATFs are from referrals from other good providers. Shake the managers and see what fruit falls. Randoms off Flushing incall are probably not going to yield great sessions.

I have seen maybe 10% of reports be positive from this site (as in not just mediocre)

When you look behind the curtain you encounter the wizard of Oz and realize it was all a sham. Unfortunately the mythical harem if young tight 20 somethings is actually not there even for the average Chinese business man. You are getting a glimpse of what is really available on that circuit. That which is frumpy dumpy spoiled rotten eggs.

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to only give HJ

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to see a Man on her period or with a yeast infection

Average looking Chinese Women who think 2 minutes of penetration is good

Average looking Chinese Women who don't have great personal hygiene (no deodorant and Onion breath from scallion soup from the night before) but want you to be immaculate

Average looking Chinese Women who have an OUTIE or MASSIVE HEMORRHOIDS that feel it's ok to provide (experienced mongers know exactly what I'm talking about)

Average looking Chinese Women who think lying like a dead fish or squirming sideways like an eel is a good idea

Average looking Chinese Women who have a gunt or muffin top but will call some of you fat

Average looking Chinese Women with a GRAND CANYON VAGINA that complain about large Gweilo appendages

The list goes on....If you think that Flushing incall is the exception I am sorry but it is not. I remember being referred to a UTR fast house that served 80% awkward young virginesque Chinese college guys. I go in the door he says hey [WeChat Name] come on in... Guy is organized knows good English and polite. Not a gang member or pimp just an entrepreneur.

I see the girl she looks like a drug addict clearly hated the job. Fat Chinese college kid walks out the room with his head down didn't look like he had a good time. She was thick in a good way but couldn't move for shit. 3/10 experience, I don't even recall if I was able to bust or not. I tried to extend time but she wasn't having it. She rather disappoint 10 guys quickly and get $50 than do her job good and get $500. This is only one example of many I have over the past 5 years.

The morale of the story is that inside track or not these are still Women who are disorganized, irresponsible, not goal oriented and looking to drift through life as lazily and haphazardly as humanly possible. They live life day to day and Chinese customers give them less wear and tear and will not complain publicly about them.

Their day is wakeup, take a midol, have a smoke, take a shit, see customer#1 and suck his 1.5 inch Willy. Eat breakfast take another shit , bend over and take raw anal from customer #2 paying her $200 to fuck a dirty ass. Eat lunch , shit again because her rectum was stimulated. Drink some Barley tea. Go pick her nephew up from school. Come back and customer#3 wants to do a line of coke off her A cup titties. After that she takes shit #3 because the Barley tea stimulated her bowels again. Eat some old Vegetables (which will cause shit #4 later) she decides to meet you because what the hell, at 6pm. She bends over and you look at the devastation which has occurred not over just the past 8 hours but of this same routine day after day for 18 years (she's 36 years young) You decide to go in anyway because of the novelty that you get to stick your dick in one of Flushing's finest exclusive hotties that prior to 6pm only lucky Chinese VIP business men could access.
Man knows of what he speaks. Still referrals are sweet a smart older lady will find you a younger hotter friend and get a referral fee.
 

tslover26

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Usually the next good one is a new girl at a "last resort" AMP.

In a bind, Flushing incall sure what do you have to lose? But as a first option you should work your ATFs and secondaries for leads on other options. This is easier said than done, but over half of my ATFs are from referrals from other good providers. Shake the managers and see what fruit falls. Randoms off Flushing incall are probably not going to yield great sessions.

I have seen maybe 10% of reports be positive from this site (as in not just mediocre)

When you look behind the curtain you encounter the wizard of Oz and realize it was all a sham. Unfortunately the mythical harem if young tight 20 somethings is actually not there even for the average Chinese business man. You are getting a glimpse of what is really available on that circuit. That which is frumpy dumpy spoiled rotten eggs.

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to only give HJ

Average looking Chinese Women who think it's ok to see a Man on her period or with a yeast infection

Average looking Chinese Women who think 2 minutes of penetration is good

Average looking Chinese Women who don't have great personal hygiene (no deodorant and Onion breath from scallion soup from the night before) but want you to be immaculate

Average looking Chinese Women who have an OUTIE or MASSIVE HEMORRHOIDS that feel it's ok to provide (experienced mongers know exactly what I'm talking about)

Average looking Chinese Women who think lying like a dead fish or squirming sideways like an eel is a good idea

Average looking Chinese Women who have a gunt or muffin top but will call some of you fat

Average looking Chinese Women with a GRAND CANYON VAGINA that complain about large Gweilo appendages

The list goes on....If you think that Flushing incall is the exception I am sorry but it is not. I remember being referred to a UTR fast house that served 80% awkward young virginesque Chinese college guys. I go in the door he says hey [WeChat Name] come on in... Guy is organized knows good English and polite. Not a gang member or pimp just an entrepreneur.

I see the girl she looks like a drug addict clearly hated the job. Fat Chinese college kid walks out the room with his head down didn't look like he had a good time. She was thick in a good way but couldn't move for shit. 3/10 experience, I don't even recall if I was able to bust or not. I tried to extend time but she wasn't having it. She rather disappoint 10 guys quickly and get $50 than do her job good and get $500. This is only one example of many I have over the past 5 years.

The morale of the story is that inside track or not these are still Women who are disorganized, irresponsible, not goal oriented and looking to drift through life as lazily and haphazardly as humanly possible. They live life day to day and Chinese customers give them less wear and tear and will not complain publicly about them.

Their day is wakeup, take a midol, have a smoke, take a shit, see customer#1 and suck his 1.5 inch Willy. Eat breakfast take another shit , bend over and take raw anal from customer #2 paying her $200 to fuck a dirty ass. Eat lunch , shit again because her rectum was stimulated. Drink some Barley tea. Go pick her nephew up from school. Come back and customer#3 wants to do a line of coke off her A cup titties. After that she takes shit #3 because the Barley tea stimulated her bowels again. Eat some old Vegetables (which will cause shit #4 later) she decides to meet you because what the hell, at 6pm. She bends over and you look at the devastation which has occurred not over just the past 8 hours but of this same routine day after day for 18 years (she's 36 years young) You decide to go in anyway because of the novelty that you get to stick your dick in one of Flushing's finest exclusive hotties that prior to 6pm only lucky Chinese VIP business men could access.
Ok...you’ve convinced me! Hahahahaaa! Great summary!
 

BBFS_IsTheOnlyWay

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Their day is wakeup, take a midol, have a smoke, take a shit, see customer#1 and suck his 1.5 inch Willy. Eat breakfast take another shit , bend over and take raw anal from customer #2 paying her $200 to fuck a dirty ass. Eat lunch , shit again because her rectum was stimulated. Drink some Barley tea. Go pick her nephew up from school. Come back and customer#3 wants to do a line of coke off her A cup titties. After that she takes shit #3 because the Barley tea stimulated her bowels again. Eat some old Vegetables (which will cause shit #4 later) she decides to meet you because what the hell, at 6pm. She bends over and you look at the devastation which has occurred not over just the past 8 hours but of this same routine day after day for 18 years (she's 36 years young) You decide to go in anyway because of the novelty that you get to stick your dick in one of Flushing's finest exclusive hotties that prior to 6pm only lucky Chinese VIP business men could access.
This sounds exactly like that episode of "I Should Have Never Gone Zip-Lining" on South Park, where the narrator describes what is happening inside Cartman's stomach and intestines after eating that burrito and drinking that Double Mountain Dew...
 

Talo

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I ran through this thread quick, so Im not aure if anyone addressed this question. Most of the links look like obvious B&S. Is this incorrect? Because of that I don't understand what is so tempting here other than the fact that some people,have been denied access. I mean the B&S red flags would,be enough for me to say f it and move on.
 

Undercoverbrova

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I ran through this thread quick, so Im not aure if anyone addressed this question. Most of the links look like obvious B&S. Is this incorrect? Because of that I don't understand what is so tempting here other than the fact that some people,have been denied access. I mean the B&S red flags would,be enough for me to say f it and move on.
No, they're not B&S. I've seen a few of them to know that those are their pics. They may, however, be filtered, taken in the past, or just a great angle. But those are the women that you get if they let you into their domain.
 

AutomaticSlim

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No, they're not B&S. I've seen a few of them to know that those are their pics. They may, however, be filtered, taken in the past, or just a great angle. But those are the women that you get if they let you into their domain.
I saw some Russian looking girls on that site.
One looked to be about 19, lying on her bed with a laptop in her panties and her bare feet up in the air.
Do you think she is real?
Hell, if she is, I might just have to use Google translate...
 

Undercoverbrova

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I saw some Russian looking girls on that site.
One looked to be about 19, lying on her bed with a laptop in her panties and her bare feet up in the air.
Do you think she is real?
Hell, if she is, I might just have to use Google translate...
No I think that probably 80% of those ads are fake(that def sounds fake to me) but there are some(in the private section) that are real.
 
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