the stupider you are the longer you can hump

[firr]

so i always thought my sensitivity was due to my aerobic and cardio vascular fitness but i have come to the conclusion that just as a stupid person does not feel pain as much as a smarter person the same also applies to humping .

 

[easy2please]

So this makes perfect.....wait, what?

 

[Sinful Hands]

I'm lost with this

 

[Erod908]

I was told the more proteins u eat

 

[noblecrack]

benzocaine (Solarcaine, Dermoplast, Lanacane)

 

[PickleRick]

Peruvian maca

 

[Sinful Hands]

So when I'm feeling stupid I should last 3 hrs? And when my inner Einstein is shining I'll only last 3 minutes??

 

[AutomaticSlim]

Never really thought about this but I suppose it makes sense.
I 100% truly believe the ecto/endo/mesomorph somatotypes define the type of life males will have.
Have seen it play out too many times in real life to think it is not true.
The big dumb jocks always get the hot girls and us skinny nerds get to go kick rocks (or pay for what we want) -- there has to be a reason...

 

[scubatoo]

Thank God I learned 2 + 2 = 3

 

[ATL Guy]

I must be a genius.

 

[DunkinDonuts]

Now I am not so ashamed anymore but rather proud of my efficiency

 

[yougen]

Humping gives a male an evolutionary advantage. In primitive, prehistoric, largely promiscuous society, a male's act of humping removes someone else's DNA before depositing his. The longer he humps, the better chances his DNA, rather than someone else's, will be the one to propagate to the offspring.

 

[scubatoo]

Humping gives a male an evolutionary advantage. In primitive, prehistoric, largely promiscuous society, a male's act of humping removes someone else's DNA before depositing his. The longer he humps, the better chances his DNA, rather than someone else's, will be the one to propagate to the offspring.

I am only smart enough to try to use snopes.com to validate this post, but not smart enough to know what to search under. So you have to provide a link to the research that supports your comment or just admit to making it up. Excuse me, I have to get back to my fourth hour of humping...

 

[yougen]

So you have to provide a link to the research that supports your comment or just admit to making it up. Excuse me, I have to get back to my fourth hour of humping...

There is plenty of research literature out there if you really look for it. But here is an short article from BBC that mentions the evolutionary aspect of the thrusting mechanism.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3128753.stm

 

[moimoi]

Not sure if I want to think of my penis as a semen displacement device that removes other men's semen. If I did, I better get paid good for it.

 

[yougen]

Not sure if I want to think of my penis as a semen displacement device that removes other men's semen. If I did, I better get paid good for it.

You reward is that her children will carry your genes instead of another man's.
Of course, in a modern society like ours, this may not be in your best interests, financially at least.

 

[Erod908]

You reward is that her children will carry your genes instead of another man's.
Of course, in a modern society like ours, this may not be in your best interests, financially at least.

I agree

 

[scubatoo]

There is plenty of research literature out there if you really look for it. But here is an short article from BBC that mentions the evolutionary aspect of the thrusting mechanism.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3128753.stm

You get a gold star for backing up your comment with a reliable publication, although the theory is suspect by others. I take no pride in thinking my cock is a human shovel to remove another guy's spunk in favor of depositing my own.

 

[Sinful Hands]

I liked the original concept of the dumber I get. The longer I can hump

 

[JS12345]

I would be a Rhodes scholar