The Future of Mongering

[TenSleep]

hah sooner or later we all have to submit to the power of our betters. Might as well be on our own terms and get free AMPs. They could even put shackles on me and whip me if it meant upping my mongering from 3 a week to three a day, plus menu open with no upcharge or discussion.

There is an entire genre of porn based on this concept, called "free use", where there's an imaginary government edict that all females or males, depending on whois making the film, have to at any time submit to any sexual request of any person, with enthusiasm and without argument. All by law and with penalties if they say no. Isn't that the rule, "if it exists, there is porn of it?" Most rules in mathematics have corollaries, so can it be that "if there is porn of it, it exists?" The existential secrets of the universe are always right around the corner or under the nearest rock. Jerry Garcia sings in one of my favorite Dead songs, "Once in a while you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right!"

Free Use. With my luck, only certain women would be allowed to take advantage of it and they all would be butterfaced women who are over age 50, at least 50 pounds overweight with a rather oppressive odor about them. With my luck, they would force me to keep my eyes open in a brightly lit room, so I couldn't ignore their looks, and inject me with a drug that would keep me in boner-state so all of their similar looking friends could also force me to service them. Argh, what a nightmare!