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Tesia spa / San mateo

Javierlop87

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Planning to visit Tesia spa in San Mateo since I’m looking for something different and I heard good things about this place . Who do you guys recommend when comes to looks
And service . Who is the blonde one that works there ?
 

swg

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Same question who do you recommend for this place? Can I walk in or do you need appointment? I am curious about their dress attire is it business like or lose casual like shorts T Shirts this makes a big difference I think in service!
 

Javierlop87

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I don’t think they want to share the name of the blonde one . Someone mention Gigi . Went there and ask for Gigi . Some attractive 40 yo skinny but nice mm came in the room and I said I was waiting for Gigi . She told me she’s Gigi . So someone lied . Massage was rush and straight to the flip after 5 min . She knew what I was there for . Didn’t negotiate any service but gave her a 80 tip after the [edited out private details service].
Only thing I don’t like is that I had to wait in the room for 20 min.
I guess they were busy on that day
 
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hhnyc77

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Agreed. This type of info should be restricted or kept behind private details at least. Mods could perhaps lock/restrict it?
No need to lock it or restrict it since the OP posed a valid question in the appropriate (discussions) section. But we did edit comments that's best served for the private access section, or in the private details section of a review.

We do realize that SM doesn't have a private access section but SF does...so feel free to use that section for the greater SF area private discussions. Thanks.
 

Unleash500

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so what is the deal with the blond lady? Does she just work the front desk or does she actually give massages?

Sigh this place told me no when I walked in and that they had nobody available for the rest of the day. 5 min later I called and they said I could come in in 15 minutes. I decided not to take the appointment. They must think im LE or something.
 

Sovan99

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so what is the deal with the blond lady? Does she just work the front desk or does she actually give massages?

Sigh this place told me no when I walked in and that they had nobody available for the rest of the day. 5 min later I called and they said I could come in in 15 minutes. I decided not to take the appointment. They must think im LE or something.
I called one day around noon and they said there first appointment would be at 630pm
 

kekebubble

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Yesterday, I called to make an appointment with Lily, a lady with a soft voice confirmed my appointment that I made for tonight. She didn’t take my name at all.

I walked in at my appointment time and was greeted by the same lady that answered my phone — she’s got her hair dyed blonde and around 5’3. I promptly stated I had an appointment with Lily.

She asks me to take a seat and walks into a room and closes the door behind her. Not even a minute later she comes out with another masseuse who stared at me for a brief moment and went into another room.

The blonde lady tells me “sorry we got the wrong booking time, could you come back tomorrow?”

I was so confused but this isn’t the first time; I’ve heard it happened to my housemate who tried this place.

Any tips on getting an actual appointment?

Kenji
 

LoveYouShortTime

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Yesterday, I called to make an appointment with Lily, a lady with a soft voice confirmed my appointment that I made for tonight. She didn’t take my name at all.

I walked in at my appointment time and was greeted by the same lady that answered my phone — she’s got her hair dyed blonde and around 5’3. I promptly stated I had an appointment with Lily.

She asks me to take a seat and walks into a room and closes the door behind her. Not even a minute later she comes out with another masseuse who stared at me for a brief moment and went into another room.

The blonde lady tells me “sorry we got the wrong booking time, could you come back tomorrow?”

I was so confused but this isn’t the first time; I’ve heard it happened to my housemate who tried this place.

Any tips on getting an actual appointment?

Kenji
This place should be banned by all members if this is the case. Not just for massages, but if any business establishment (restaurants, haircut, etc) would waste your time like that after an appointment was made, why would you still wanted "tips on actual appointment"? You'd go back again?

Have some self-respect and bash the shit out of this place on Yelp. Never go back and make sure the world knows about it. Gas isn't cheap.
 

Bellissimo

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The copious reviews here have contributed to their FotM (Flavor of the Month) status. Nothing happening here that isn't happening at countless establishments along the Pen by similarly attractive and service oriented providers. The thrill of the new and possibly unexpected drives monger behavior. It's been pushing me nearly 15 years.
 

StackingSats

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Been there just twice - with YouYou and Macki (or Marki?); would recommend both. I agree about the sketchy reservation issues though. At least twice when I called there was no one available for hours or was told to try another day.
 

Loprofile

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I have not been back since they closed. But I now see cars there when I drive by. Would be great if someone verified.
 

goara74

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they are touch and go, open some days and not others, presumably based on whether they can staff talent. bella no longer there, sounds like she is working somewhere up in SF, and Maki is on vacay.

Hope they can get staffed back up to be reliable again
 
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