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Table shower procedure?

Newnamejohn

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I have been going to the same r&t place (only place I’ve ever been) for a few months now, but have never experienced the TS, but have always been asked by the provider if I wanted one. Do you undress in the room or wait till you get to the shower to undress? Don’t want to make myself look like an ass.
 

Koujiao

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Don't slip on the coagulated spunk that coats the floor, wall, table, bamboo pillow, water bucket, water scoop, sponge, lofa, ceiling (from you high shooters), not to mention the fecal reminants and moist ball sack drippins scraped and scrubbed from the previous 2000 less than pristine visitors.

And don't smell the shower robe, it has rubbed against some nasty stuff between cleanings.
 

charliebrown

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I actually went to a spa once after a mud run. I entered the back door of the spa and did not even have to ask for a TS. She lead me straight to it.
One spa has a TS but they have never offered to give me one. When I asked, the provider said why, you clean. If you smelled, I would definitely bring you to the table shower.
 

chronus

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put on the robe and accidentally leave it gapped or be putting it on when girl comes back.

watch out for the slippery table surface so you don’t zip off like a watermelon seed

try to show some wood during the ts. You’ll get some extra cleaning

face down on the table first, keep your legs open a bit for easy soaping

bonus tip; as you scoot onto the table slide upwards a bit so willy drags behind and points towards your feet to stay accessible
 

JimS

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watch out for the slippery table surface so you don’t zip off like a watermelon seed
That almost happened to me once!


bonus tip; as you scoot onto the table slide upwards a bit so willy drags behind and points towards your feet to stay accessible
What "slide and drag"? Just reach under and push it to the "down" position. Then she has no doubt you're there for the undercarriage wash! :D:D
 

Theysayiamgood

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That almost happened to me once!




What "slide and drag"? Just reach under and push it to the "down" position. Then she has no doubt you're there for the undercarriage wash! :D:D
Undercarriage wash - hilarious!

Love table showers except for one: They were serious about the “Shower” part as I was doused with soapy water from a bucket, then hosed down like a circus elephant.

Even I had to crack up.......
 
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