All right, so LFM is getting all the attention these days. I went there a (long?) while ago, service turned me off, and it fell off my radar. This site encouraged me to give it a second try and yeah... I am a repeat customer now. But I also think half this board is now into this place. V today was "busy" and even had a queue waiting for her. Whatever, I am am an equal opportunity employer. L it is today. All the review on this site for V and L are spot on.
So anyway... L is doing this awesome massage thing where she is walking on my back and bending me in half, and doing all these freaky yoga poses. I am totally into this. 10/10 would recommend. Please bend me in half and stick my own foot in my ear. And then she, quite literally, stuck her foot in my ass. I am into this freaky shit. Go for it.
So all this is fine, but L whispers in my ear that V said I was "her customer" but L wants me to be her customer now. She mentioned that V is super busy all the time lately. I am just imagining these 2 having an argument about this gweilo and which one "owns" me. Maybe they can team up and do a 4 hands or something. I think L is all butthurt that V is getting all the attention. You all need to try new things.
Anyway, TLDR, all the reviews here are legit, and I am wayyy to into freaky shit. I personally would pick V over L if I had a choice, but whatever, roll the dice and see what you get. One thing though, L is much more greedy than V. Treat this place like a casino and leave your debit card at home, and only bring in what you can afford to loose.
Also, don't be stingy you mongers, these women work hard, and put up with our bullshit, they deserve to get paid well.