First off I don’t tolerate bait and switches, Murphy games and overall wasting my time and I don’t Care if you have Debo, Mark Henry or Wu-Tang Clan in your living room I am not going to pay someone for services I deem misleading. I am walking out and I will deal with what I have to deal with leaving with my money in pocket. I went to this one place on 73rd and 1st (lotus spa) walked in and was greeted by a 20 something 5’1 7/10 With a decent ass and 38d cup. I get undressed and we go to the standup shower where she Does nothing and we go back to the room and she tells me it’s 3.0 for full service and 2.0for CBJ. I don’t even try to negotiate I put my clothes on and I asked for my money back and she happily obliged and I left. So I’m on to the next hole in the wall spot in the upper Eastside on 90th St. and 2nd Ave which was no better at all. As soon as I walked in I could smell boiling pork mixed with yeast infection and it made my stomach turn, I had to leave before I barfed all over myself. It was a message from up above that I need to get the hell out of the upper Eastside.