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Struck out on the upper east side

Makers84

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Reviews: 9
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#1
First off I don’t tolerate bait and switches, Murphy games and overall wasting my time and I don’t Care if you have Debo, Mark Henry or Wu-Tang Clan in your living room I am not going to pay someone for services I deem misleading. I am walking out and I will deal with what I have to deal with leaving with my money in pocket. I went to this one place on 73rd and 1st (lotus spa) walked in and was greeted by a 20 something 5’1 7/10 With a decent ass and 38d cup. I get undressed and we go to the standup shower where she Does nothing and we go back to the room and she tells me it’s 3.0 for full service and 2.0for CBJ. I don’t even try to negotiate I put my clothes on and I asked for my money back and she happily obliged and I left. So I’m on to the next hole in the wall spot in the upper Eastside on 90th St. and 2nd Ave which was no better at all. As soon as I walked in I could smell boiling pork mixed with yeast infection and it made my stomach turn, I had to leave before I barfed all over myself. It was a message from up above that I need to get the hell out of the upper Eastside.
 

EL Diablo

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Messages: 14
Reviews: 3
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#6
Maybe try out 0saka Spa for a warmer reception in the early fiddies.
Excuse my ignorance but I heard Osaka has grannies. I saw the Twitter feed and they use the same pictures over and over. Is that a sign that they only have two girls? Does anyone know if these pics are real?
 

cocolover81

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Excuse my ignorance but I heard Osaka has grannies. I saw the Twitter feed and they use the same pictures over and over. Is that a sign that they only have two girls? Does anyone know if these pics are real?
I see a picture of a familiar masseuse from Flushing/Manhattan being used. She's not a grannie for sure, but she might be an auntie. Lol
 

Goldie

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#9
Went there had a girl name cherry just professional it’s a new name now different ownership
 

thurber

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#10
Maybe Maui spa on 84and York might leave happy
Have never had a session here but passed by many times. This is perhaps the most conspicuous spa location I've come across in NYC. Literally street level, next to a busy coffee shop in a family neighborhood with moms and strollers sitting right in front at sidewalk tables.

Through the window I've seen three different providers: (1) 60 year old Asian woman, tall, in decent shape (2) 40 year old Asian woman, ok looking (3) 40 year old Asian male.
 
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