Well fellas, I ventured over this stripclub near my office, during lunch today. And I have to say, being a monger has completely re-written my view on these places.
I used to always go to them with my friends, and get a few lap dances, but never pushed for extras. Hell, I thought it was awesome when this one chick let me finger-bang her, and then told me to put them in her ass. She was hot, who was I to deny her a few in the stink? But that was literally the peak of my stripclub days.
Well, that is until today. I show up around 1pm, and walk into the club. No cover, and drinks were on $3.50 for a CaptNCoke. There were about 4-girls sitting at the other end of the room, talking to some old biker looking dudes, and little ol' me, dressed in my Sunday's best.
The girl dancing wasnt worth looking at. flat (everywhere) except her belly. There were 2-hot chicks that I was sizing up, and then out of nowhere this black chick with blonde hair shows up next to me, and starts stroking my upper thigh. I don't remember her name, so let's call her Bambi.
"Hows your day going?" Says Bambi
"Not bad, and you?" Says me
"Can't complain... Want me to help you make it better" Replies Bambi.
Side-note: I've never been with a black chick. She wasn't the hottest, but she wasn't ugly either. So when in Rome....
I say sure, and we proceed to the private dance area. She starts rubbing up on me, and within a minute she was like... want me to play with him? So I wasted no time and whipped him out. Then she tells me her rates, .4hj, .6bbj, 1fs
I'm thinking fs it is. Now I planned ahead and brought a cover just incase I got lucky. So I pulled it out, but before she put it on, she gave me an awesome bbj and then she taught me why strippers are pro's at the whole ass-clap thing. Sweet baby Jesus. I got a bbj/fs and finished CIM in under 3-songs. And made it back to work within an hour.
So many checks off the good old fuckit-list.