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Someone's going to pay for your session...

Bk1919

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I actually just got played by a fellow monger here.....booked a session for me to tear her up and leave her exhausted and broken, then he was gonna be the follow up for sloppy seconds. Everything seemed legit, got there early in this FREEZING BRICK ASS COLD, and when I reach out to her for the room number she said he cancelled both appts. No Merry Xmas for me this year. It would've been my first upscale.
 

rnb6969

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I actually just got played by a fellow monger here.....booked a session for me to tear her up and leave her exhausted and broken, then he was gonna be the follow up for sloppy seconds. Everything seemed legit, got there early in this FREEZING BRICK ASS COLD, and when I reach out to her for the room number she said he cancelled both appts. No Merry Xmas for me this year. It would've been my first upscale.
Not sure if I would pay to be the second guy.
 

Bk1919

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I have a few guys in Brooklyn trying to get me to cuck them out with their wives.....I don't judge. I just come through and break backs.....tear walls.....ñ leave em loosey goosey.
 

Zippy17

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I actually just got played by a fellow monger here.....booked a session for me to tear her up and leave her exhausted and broken, then he was gonna be the follow up for sloppy seconds. Everything seemed legit, got there early in this FREEZING BRICK ASS COLD, and when I reach out to her for the room number she said he cancelled both appts. No Merry Xmas for me this year. It would've been my first upscale.
Are we allowed to mention this clown by name? He's a lurker here who did the exact same thing to me (with a provider whose initials are M.V.). He PM'd me out of the blue Tuesday night and I wasted my fucking time emailing her and then scanning my ID for her to screen me and putting together all the info for the indies who could vouch for me, and I cleared my schedule to see her at 11:30 AM today. The provider was actually the one who contacted me yesterday to let me know that he cancelled and to ask whether I still wanted to see her. This clown never even bothered to PM me, just to let me know that he cancelled.
 

Jb42

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Bad actors in this space should be know. But i also see people accusing others of being shills when i dont even think shills are really a thing anymore. might be an agent or the agency writing fake reviews but dont think their are really monger/shills. (want me to be shill and give me a free session by all means hmu )
 

beatnik

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Are we allowed to mention this clown by name? He's a lurker here who did the exact same thing to me (with a provider whose initials are M.V.). He PM'd me out of the blue Tuesday night and I wasted my fucking time emailing her and then scanning my ID for her to screen me and putting together all the info for the indies who could vouch for me, and I cleared my schedule to see her at 11:30 AM today. The provider was actually the one who contacted me yesterday to let me know that he cancelled and to ask whether I still wanted to see her. This clown never even bothered to PM me, just to let me know that he cancelled.
Is this the message you got:

Hey! Would you be interested on meeting a provider this Friday at 11:30am for 30 minutes? I would pay your time with her, you just have to leave me your sloppy seconds.

[link to ad]

Let me know. If you are interested you will have to contact her directly and get verified by her once she tells you you are good, I will cover your part and she will confirm it wiht you

——

Yeah, I ignored it. Sorry to those that got played. Next time take pause when you get random messages from random people.
 

Zippy17

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Yeah, I ignored it. Sorry to those that got played. Next time take pause when you get random messages from random people.
I’d never actually have made the trip unless the provider confirmed, because she requires deposits: but I suppose he could have paid the deposit and then cancelled right before the appointment. If it had actually worked out, I’d have just talked to her a bit, let her give me head, and then I’d have suggested that she mess up her own hair and makeup and make her bed look like a mess because that’s what this fucking weirdo who paid for it was looking for.
 

Johnny Blaze

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Well that’s one way to squelch a bet.

Cool man.
s.
How did I lose the bet since you keep bring it up everywhere?

This was the bet that I was offering but we never ironed out things like what you owe me if you lose and time limit and getting really specifically into the requirements for victory.

Truth is I did not like the idea of bringing in a 3rd party and it would have been a lot of "well just trust me" to have a real bet.

"In your Seoli review you say that Emily was gushing because you haven't been there in so long. So text Emily. If Emily tells me that you are not the guy I sent her a picture of and that you saw Seoli and Strawberry I will give her 400 dollars to pay for YOUR next session there. I never want to see you or meet you.

All you have to do is get Emily to tell me you are not that guy. This should be very easy. I will also apologize to you on here and kiss your ass and say how you are the greatest that ever lived.

You can get a free session and humiliate me on this board...all you got to do is get Emily to say to me you are not that guy. Just that one guy. "


^ I never received a text from Emily saying this. Then saw how stupid an internet bet was and called it off. So not sure how you are claiming I lost this bet. Also see how it was 400 and never 600 dollars....
 

beatnik

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I'm glad you took the bait.

So did you write a check with a post that you couldn't cash? Really seems like it because the amount of back-walking and self-doubt you're exhibiting shows everyone with any reading comprehension skills how weak you look. You called off the bet and I quote "After talking to the mod, I feel like this bet could lead to me getting banned again and I really don't want that to happen. So no bets. Sorry." (https://ampreviews.net/index.php?th...y-for-your-session.176195/page-2#post-1202604). Is it because you spoke to the mod and they tell you how to spend your money, or because you saw how stupid an internet bet that you proposed was? So you called the bet and then called it off? Hahahaha. Nice. Yeah, the internet is hella stupid sometimes.

I don't trust you at all. You're the dude who sent pictures of a guy to a shop. Let's repeat that again for emphasis: You're the dude who sent pictures of a guy to a shop. That's poor form, unless this dude is a criminal. How are you this tight with a shop? I've been going to a lot of places for years (in all their iterations) and not once do I text or communicate with them other than to make appointments and let them know I've arrived. Once more: You're the dude who sent pictures of a guy to a shop.

It's really funny you keep bringing up how Em likes to get up on me. I've had 3 different members on this board reach out to me and say that you're not really a shill in the sense that you're being compensated for your reviews, but rather you're really trying to get into Em's underwear. I'm kind of starting to believe that. I mean, I commend you for that because I'm fucking King Simp over here.

I wrote 600 dollars because it was an inside joke with another member. I'm not always writing posts with you in mind, like you apparently do with Em. Ohhh, burn.

But if you want to talk dollars, let's raise the stakes. It seems like you've got cheddar because you monger about half as much as I do in a week so let's do this. I propose that if I'm the shill or guy or whoever you think I am, I'll give you $10,000 (actually $9,500). In cash. We'll figure out logistics. There are some really smart guys on this board that can come up with how it'll all pan out so we can keep our anonymity. I definitely do not want to meet you in person. If I'm not the shill, you pay me $5,000 (in cash). I will donate $1,000 of it to the maintenance of this website. The other $4,000, I will see providers and review them honestly but put a disclaimer that it was with my earnings. Virtual handshake? Please don't shake my hand if you're not going to follow through. A lot of people told me you were never going to honor the initial bet and a part of me thought you would.

And since I have your attention, can you please pull up those reviews where you put the girl out of commission? You know, under all those handles you used to write under, i.e. Pornstar, Kaiiju, Caravaggio, Shonuff. I mean, how many handles did you have? For the record, this is the only one I've ever post under.

You can get around to pulling up those reviews later though. Priority one for me is getting some more fun money! Happy New Year!

P.S. I have no need to humiliate you on this board. You're doing that quite well on your own accord, like in this review thread: https://ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/review-freya-at-dream-dream-you.179211/
 

Johnny Blaze

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Lots of people on here had many handles.
Cheri did and so did blixen and etc.

No idea of some of those accounts. But sure as fuck wasn't being called a shill over them.

I am going back to having fun and posting here like I used to.
You can be as miserable as you want and cry over me as much as you want.

I don't want to get into Emily's pants and even if I did there is no way with her. Not even an idea of it. Not a single hope.

I only posted the actual bet to show people I didn't lose and to shut you up about it.

It is not worth risking getting banned for you.
Internet bets are for loses. Internet fighting is for losers. Internet arguing is for losers.

I have no problem with what I said on that review. You can harp on it as much as you want.

Now back to putting you on care?
 

beatnik

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Lots of people on here had many handles.
Cheri did and so did blixen and etc.

No idea of some of those accounts. But sure as fuck wasn't being called a shill over them.

I am going back to having fun and posting here like I used to.
You can be as miserable as you want and cry over me as much as you want.

I don't want to get into Emily's pants and even if I did there is no way with her. Not even an idea of it. Not a single hope.

I only posted the actual bet to show people I didn't lose and to shut you up about it.

It is not worth risking getting banned for you.
Internet bets are for loses. Internet fighting is for losers. Internet arguing is for losers.

I have no problem with what I said on that review. You can harp on it as much as you want.

Now back to putting you on care?
What? Did you just suffer brain damage? I'm really sorry if you did.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. :LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO:

I didn't say those accounts were shill accounts. Read more carefully.

If internet bets are for loses (sic), why were you the one who proposed it?

Alright buddy. Carry on. By the way, you have egg on your face.

I knew you wouldn't take the bet. Everyone on God's green Earth knew you wouldn't take the bet.

How about this to end this fucking charade: Just apologize for slandering me and I'll stop bring up whatever you did in the past. Virtual handshake?
 

beatnik

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@beatnik and @Johnny Blaze I enjoy reading posts and reviews from both of you and would not want either of you to get suspended/banned for all this back and forth. How about you both let it go and place each other on ignore?
If you had to choose one, who would you choose? My feelings won't get hurt if you pick JB. I think my posts and reviews are terrible anyway.
 
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