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SOAPLAND IN PASSAIC?

Boden

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#7
It was post pandemic, I do not know if she is there now.

I do not know where she came from and do not know of another soapland spa

There are much younger options available here
 

rottie

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I just checked this place out yesterday since I had the day off and my wife did not. Asked for the entire lineup and I saw 3 older type hags who wouldn't last a day in 785 or Gold (the MMS might have been a better option though she was getting frustrated at me by the end).

Almost all were wearing masks and I had to ask them to take it off each time so I could see their face (1st option had large natural top but face/teeth were so busted; 2nd was rail thin and strung out looking/old). I was honestly willing to give them a chance... the last girl was a MILFY type with a good looking natural top and decent face (teeth were still like smokers teeth though) but she was like, "one of the other girls will massage you for 20 min and then I can come in" or something?

I don't know, I said no as the MMS was getting very frustrated by me saying no to each fugly selection she offered and it all became a very desperate feeling vibe that was bugging me out. I told MMS I'd "be back" in a way to make her not tackle me to the ground but I really don't think I have any intention of trying this place ever again knowing the other options in this town. This was their last chance.

Then I went to Tokyo Spa to see whats up over there - Sonya wasn't free yet so they showed me a girl named Coco. Wasn't my type, could tell it was a fake looking top from the get go, so I left and ended up with an amazing 4 hand session at 785 with Apple and a new girl named Luna, who literally got there an hour earlier and was so fresh it was amazing. Sometimes I have these free days and I just go and fact find...Green Spa, Soapland, Tokyo, Acacia, Charming, New Best.... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
 

rottie

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#10
Rottie, thanks for the report
Tell me about the Apple and Luna foursome
Apple is a legend and just got back from a vacation so had great energy. Saw Luna first for a few min, who said she had literally just got there. Hadn't been in the business since 2014/15 she said and felt like I was showing her the ropes...in a good way. I like that and I could hear Apple giving her the lowdown about everything during the massage portion of my session. Lovely natural body/top, maybe late 30s/early 40s but great skin and nice lips and hair.
 

69inapark

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Messages: 150
Reviews: 18
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#17
I just checked this place out yesterday since I had the day off and my wife did not. Asked for the entire lineup and I saw 3 older type hags who wouldn't last a day in 785 or Gold (the MMS might have been a better option though she was getting frustrated at me by the end).

Almost all were wearing masks and I had to ask them to take it off each time so I could see their face (1st option had large natural top but face/teeth were so busted; 2nd was rail thin and strung out looking/old). I was honestly willing to give them a chance... the last girl was a MILFY type with a good looking natural top and decent face (teeth were still like smokers teeth though) but she was like, "one of the other girls will massage you for 20 min and then I can come in" or something?

I don't know, I said no as the MMS was getting very frustrated by me saying no to each fugly selection she offered and it all became a very desperate feeling vibe that was bugging me out. I told MMS I'd "be back" in a way to make her not tackle me to the ground but I really don't think I have any intention of trying this place ever again knowing the other options in this town. This was their last chance.

Then I went to Tokyo Spa to see whats up over there - Sonya wasn't free yet so they showed me a girl named Coco. Wasn't my type, could tell it was a fake looking top from the get go, so I left and ended up with an amazing 4 hand session at 785 with Apple and a new girl named Luna, who literally got there an hour earlier and was so fresh it was amazing. Sometimes I have these free days and I just go and fact find...Green Spa, Soapland, Tokyo, Acacia, Charming, New Best.... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Discussion of the month!
 

ajani

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Messages: 14
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#18
I just checked this place out yesterday since I had the day off and my wife did not. Asked for the entire lineup and I saw 3 older type hags who wouldn't last a day in 785 or Gold (the MMS might have been a better option though she was getting frustrated at me by the end).

Almost all were wearing masks and I had to ask them to take it off each time so I could see their face (1st option had large natural top but face/teeth were so busted; 2nd was rail thin and strung out looking/old). I was honestly willing to give them a chance... the last girl was a MILFY type with a good looking natural top and decent face (teeth were still like smokers teeth though) but she was like, "one of the other girls will massage you for 20 min and then I can come in" or something?

I don't know, I said no as the MMS was getting very frustrated by me saying no to each fugly selection she offered and it all became a very desperate feeling vibe that was bugging me out. I told MMS I'd "be back" in a way to make her not tackle me to the ground but I really don't think I have any intention of trying this place ever again knowing the other options in this town. This was their last chance.

Then I went to Tokyo Spa to see whats up over there - Sonya wasn't free yet so they showed me a girl named Coco. Wasn't my type, could tell it was a fake looking top from the get go, so I left and ended up with an amazing 4 hand session at 785 with Apple and a new girl named Luna, who literally got there an hour earlier and was so fresh it was amazing. Sometimes I have these free days and I just go and fact find...Green Spa, Soapland, Tokyo, Acacia, Charming, New Best.... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.[/QUOTE
I just checked this place out yesterday since I had the day off and my wife did not. Asked for the entire lineup and I saw 3 older type hags who wouldn't last a day in 785 or Gold (the MMS might have been a better option though she was getting frustrated at me by the end).

Almost all were wearing masks and I had to ask them to take it off each time so I could see their face (1st option had large natural top but face/teeth were so busted; 2nd was rail thin and strung out looking/old). I was honestly willing to give them a chance... the last girl was a MILFY type with a good looking natural top and decent face (teeth were still like smokers teeth though) but she was like, "one of the other girls will massage you for 20 min and then I can come in" or something?

I don't know, I said no as the MMS was getting very frustrated by me saying no to each fugly selection she offered and it all became a very desperate feeling vibe that was bugging me out. I told MMS I'd "be back" in a way to make her not tackle me to the ground but I really don't think I have any intention of trying this place ever again knowing the other options in this town. This was their last chance.

Then I went to Tokyo Spa to see whats up over there - Sonya wasn't free yet so they showed me a girl named Coco. Wasn't my type, could tell it was a fake looking top from the get go, so I left and ended up with an amazing 4 hand session at 785 with Apple and a new girl named Luna, who literally got there an hour earlier and was so fresh it was amazing. Sometimes I have these free days and I just go and fact find...Green Spa, Soapland, Tokyo, Acacia, Charming, New Best.... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Any guide on typical damage for four hands?. and is it worth it.?
 

ajani

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Messages: 14
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#19
Any guidiance on if four hands is worth it? and typical damage. I haven't been out in bit. thanks
 

tkd-mstr

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Messages: 219
Reviews: 27
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#20
I just checked this place out yesterday since I had the day off and my wife did not. Asked for the entire lineup and I saw 3 older type hags who wouldn't last a day in 785 or Gold (the MMS might have been a better option though she was getting frustrated at me by the end).

Almost all were wearing masks and I had to ask them to take it off each time so I could see their face (1st option had large natural top but face/teeth were so busted; 2nd was rail thin and strung out looking/old). I was honestly willing to give them a chance... the last girl was a MILFY type with a good looking natural top and decent face (teeth were still like smokers teeth though) but she was like, "one of the other girls will massage you for 20 min and then I can come in" or something?

I don't know, I said no as the MMS was getting very frustrated by me saying no to each fugly selection she offered and it all became a very desperate feeling vibe that was bugging me out. I told MMS I'd "be back" in a way to make her not tackle me to the ground but I really don't think I have any intention of trying this place ever again knowing the other options in this town. This was their last chance.

Then I went to Tokyo Spa to see whats up over there - Sonya wasn't free yet so they showed me a girl named Coco. Wasn't my type, could tell it was a fake looking top from the get go, so I left and ended up with an amazing 4 hand session at 785 with Apple and a new girl named Luna, who literally got there an hour earlier and was so fresh it was amazing. Sometimes I have these free days and I just go and fact find...Green Spa, Soapland, Tokyo, Acacia, Charming, New Best.... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
I've had luck there in the past (way past) was there a month ago and didn't bother leaving a review it was so bad. I drew Cici, whom I've had before and had fun. This time her breath was kickin, like she had been sucking dick all day or something. Half way through the massage MMS walked in and took over and then another girl came in and spanked me. MMS whos name is Linda was nice looking. I haven't been back since.
 
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