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SNJ Drama

paco2888

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Please take this in the lighthearted spirit it's intended! I'm a CNJ monger but follow SNJ posts for entertainment (I know, I need a life). There are several recurring themes that crack me up with the same providers over the years:
  • Veronica Hunter-- Will she or won't she? Hours of OK massage but YMMV with some guys only get their top massaged...
  • Julie at Dr. Stan's -- Harsh face with hot body or FS. Again, a mystery although her departed partner seemed more open. And what about the lurker, Dr. Stan?
  • Miranda -- Despite sometimes months of no replies and countless cancellations, the mongers keep trying. And those that succeed have really mixed results. And then there's the husband mystery as well.
  • Dr. Pat -- In a category of her own! Sadly moved to Florida so the soap opera ends here.
  • Ming's -- Probably the funniest of bunch. Guys keep going back hoping against hope that more will be had than an OK massage but massive tease. After many years, no one seems to have broken through Ming's wall!
I'm sure there are others, but those are the ones that come to mind at the moment. CNJ has a few but I tip my hat to the variety of you SNJ guys!
 

Meloveu

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Save yourself paco from thinking you know anything from reading the fluff about these places. Some of us mongers have been talking in private for four years. Real intel gets passed in private. Paco to be lighthearted You dont know shit and you will never realize how little you know until you actually visit the ladies. Your blueballs drama is another man's wet snatch he is going to town on.
 

DocAlonzo

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Please take this in the lighthearted spirit it's intended! I'm a CNJ monger but follow SNJ posts for entertainment (I know, I need a life). There are several recurring themes that crack me up with the same providers over the years:
  • Veronica Hunter-- Will she or won't she? Hours of OK massage but YMMV with some guys only get their top massaged...
  • Julie at Dr. Stan's -- Harsh face with hot body or FS. Again, a mystery although her departed partner seemed more open. And what about the lurker, Dr. Stan?


  • Finally heard back from Julia and she said she’s no longer doing massages. Since Covid “she’s been working two jobs and never been happier”. Dr. Stan still uses her picture on his website, not sure who’s filling in for her. In all my years going to see Julia, only passed Dr. Stan in the foyer for a quick second.
 

paco2888

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Save yourself paco from thinking you know anything from reading the fluff about these places. Some of us mongers have been talking in private for four years. Real intel gets passed in private. Paco to be lighthearted You dont know shit and you will never realize how little you know until you actually visit the ladies. Your blueballs drama is another man's wet snatch he is going to town on.
Good luck with your anger management classes! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

paco2888

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Yeah that was funny and good luck finding any real information about the South Jersey shops as I said you definitely don't know s*** about them
You need a major chill pill. If you actually read my post, I wasn't looking for any information about anybody. Just making some observations with "lighthearted" being the operative word. Didn't mean to set off any kind of trigger within you...but that seems to be all the rage these days with the more sensitive set
 

Meloveu

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You need a major chill pill. If you actually read my post, I wasn't looking for any information about anybody. Just making some observations with "lighthearted" being the operative word. Didn't mean to set off any kind of trigger within you...but that seems to be all the rage these days with the more sensitive set
Yeah you can Stowe all that anger management crap here's the deal we don't want you talking about our girls or asking any questions. Now take your Paxil hop in that car and bring some of that Central Jersey money down here and pay up boy. For the last time you only know what we tell you the boys from the south are spreading legs not spreading rumors
 

scoobylover

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You need a major chill pill. If you actually read my post, I wasn't looking for any information about anybody. Just making some observations with "lighthearted" being the operative word. Didn't mean to set off any kind of trigger within you...but that seems to be all the rage these days with the more sensitive set
My only beef is you left out the Dadada drama. If you missed the Maria drama…I think it’s been deleted, you missed a lot.
 

paco2888

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My only beef is you left out the Dadada drama. If you missed the Maria drama…I think it’s been deleted, you missed a lot.
Based on what I've read over the years, DDD deserves several chapters of its own! I mourn the fact that I missed out on the days when Sue was the MMS there and sad to hear she got sick and thus retired. The one time I did venture out of curiosity (an 80 minute drive for me) was to see Pink who was getting hot reviews back then. My visit ended on a bizarre note as she literally fell asleep on my back towards the end!! Later learned a few others had the same experience! While Tina is definitely a candidate, the drive down is somewhat of a deal breaker...
 

NewGeezer

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Interesting comment about Pink. My last visit with her (and in fact my last visit to DDD) exactly the same thing happened. The result was the famous "Failure to Launch". ;-{
 

The Old Man

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I find it amazing when someone has some personal observations and couches same with some humor and others respond as if this guy was taking about their wife or girlfriend. Anger management was a good concept that some need to consider. The back and forth trying to get in the last word reminds me of the nah, nah, nah, nah days on the grammar school playground because someone really had nothing to say of consequence. Kind of like "adults" saying fuck you when can't logically defend a position or don't know how to have a dialogue. Just my opinion. As Dennis Miller used to say after going into a rant, then coming down and calmly saying, "but I could be wrong". By the way, where is the Miller these days? Seems like he fell off the radar screen.
 

Meloveu

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So we are all bragging about how much pussy we are getting. And this is what you're thinking about at 1214 am? I just got banged by two rub and tug girls in the same room same 1 hr sessions for free. Anna hopped on got a little emotional we were together 30 times and she wouldn't take money from me. Told me she is paying for my massage, new girl Jenny comes in daty on her leads to another ride. I tip her 40 bucks on the way out. You see I had anger issues LOL that the other girl at the shop nimi who I banged 15 times went to china. You sound like a real smart and exciting guy who knew I could have listened to Dennis Miller for my anger management instead of Anna and Jenny me and you should hang out? The boys from the south spread legs not drama
 
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