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Seeking the Unicorn and realizing that she didn't get on the Ark


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My Unicorn is the masseuse that gives a fantastic massage and she'll put the cherry on top with a great finish. In my experience you never find the two in one package. I've found that women who have true therapeutic skills tend not to provide extras. I always tip a better for this service than the average massage. Then comes the day when she offers the release and the stop sign goes up on whether to accept or not. I always roll right through and regret it immediately. My next massage is good but not like before the dirty deed. When will I ever learn I should just keep the other brain in check? It doesn't take long for me to resume my search. I hope I'm not the only man to suffer from this problem? Stay safe.