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Review: Yuyu East Braodway Spa

Traveler2007

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What is the relationships between a good AMP experience in Chinatown to that of a good Vietnamese meal? Am I supposedly to crave Banh Mi post-visit? :) May be that is the pairing that I am missing and will give it a try next time.
 

Camaro13

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What is the relationships between a good AMP experience in Chinatown to that of a good Vietnamese meal? Am I supposedly to crave Banh Mi post-visit? :) May be that is the pairing that I am missing and will give it a try next time.
I, sir, am guilty of sidetracking an already sidetracked thread.
(Pork belly banh mi IS my favorite, though that brisket was no joke)
 

Retired031424

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Love me a banh mi.
@Meetkylep2022 I just want to clear a few things up and keep this thread accurate and on track.
With regards to new Lisa... she is actually old Lisa, better known as wandering eye Lisa. Wandering eye Lisa is short hair Lily's younger sister who should not be confused with Lilly with crooked teeth who also has short hair. Crooked teeth Lilly, better known as Lilly with no eyebrows is usually on Pike but yesterday I saw her above the Chase on lower Park. Lilly with no eyebrows and short hair Lily sometimes do triples with the real new Lisa. The real new Lisa, who is the daughter of grouchy one dollar dumpling lady on Mosco, used to go by Coco and was at different times known at fat Coco, tall Coco or horny one nipple Coco.
If any of you guys have additional info this is obviously the best place to put it.
 

Smokenchoke

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Love me a banh mi.
@Meetkylep2022 I just want to clear a few things up and keep this thread accurate and on track.
With regards to new Lisa... she is actually old Lisa, better known as wandering eye Lisa. Wandering eye Lisa is short hair Lily's younger sister who should not be confused with Lilly with crooked teeth who also has short hair. Crooked teeth Lilly, better known as Lilly with no eyebrows is usually on Pike but yesterday I saw her above the Chase on lower Park. Lilly with no eyebrows and short hair Lily sometimes do triples with the real new Lisa. The real new Lisa, who is the daughter of grouchy one dollar dumpling lady on Mosco, used to go by Coco and was at different times known at fat Coco, tall Coco or horny one nipple Coco.
If any of you guys have additional info this is obviously the best place to put it.
Ok now we’re down the rabbit hole. Lol. I thought Pike shut down? Short hair Lily was at 13 E not long ago. Although Little Lily, glasses, has crooked teeth. Never paid attention to Tall Lily’s teeth. So one nipple Coco is big boob Lisa?
 

Retired031424

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Ok now we’re down the rabbit hole. Lol. I thought Pike shut down? Short hair Lily was at 13 E not long ago. Although Little Lily, glasses, has crooked teeth. Never paid attention to Tall Lily’s teeth. So one nipple Coco is big boob Lisa?
Yeah pretty much.
Oh wait no I'm pretty sure one nipple Coco is actually saggy implants Lisa.
 

Retired031424

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Wait is the grouchy one dollar dumpling lady the same one that will take you down the basement stairs at 120 Forsyth and blow you for $15?
Grouchy one dollar has great dumplings but a bad attitude and more of an s&m vibe. She'll stomp you for real and she'll leaver her dirty apron on when she does it. That's what my friend says. Her niece though, long toe Cici, maybe you met her before upstairs from the old thai grocery down from the dumpling shop. She's younger than all the rest of these ladies, like only 66 or 67, very attractive, dresses well. Only problem with her is she is TM only and if you want more she calls in her brother Ho, a fry cook at Hop Kee with burns scars all over his arms. Not a turn on. . . a different friend told me about that.
 

Meetkylep2022

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Even with playful euphemisms, I’m more confused. New Lisa is not 100 Mad Lisa. She has two nipples, nice ones at that and hair is long. Who have I been seeing.. tattoo yes. Body can be tighter but nice soft mm Cs. And actually prettiest there.
 

Retired031424

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"Even with playful euphemisms, I’m more confused. New Lisa is not 100 Mad Lisa. She has two nipples, nice ones at that and hair is long. Who have I been seeing.. tattoo yes. Body can be tighter but nice soft mm Cs. And actually prettiest there."

Two Lisa who has both nipples is new Lisa? I think she's a newer Lisa than the new Lisa who is also fat Coco.
 
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