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Review: Yuffie 2/12/22

KittyCon

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Was that 3 pops or 6?

Was that 3 hours of action or 90 minutes of showers and 90 min of action.

I have so many questions and so much respect. Your little guy knows how to to run a show.
 

dakidkicks

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Was that 3 pops or 6?

Was that 3 hours of action or 90 minutes of showers and 90 min of action.

I have so many questions and so much respect. Your little guy knows how to to run a show.
I was bored and got a bonus so i thought I'd treat him well that day lol.. Very hard for me to pop 2x in an hour when 1 pop takes me 40+ min. I drove from the city and made 2 stops on the way before seeing yuffie in Milpitas. Every stop was a waste of time and money in hindsight.
 

KittyCon

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So the little guy wasn't happy. Gotta tell him waiting is hard but patience is usually rewarded. I rolll the dice every now and again but never back to back after a disappointing outing I usually go back to one of my aces.

Congrats on the bonus for the big guy and sorry the bonus for the little guy wasn't what you both were looking for.

Make sure to review the other 2 so we don't have to suffer a similar fate
 

SJ_Jav

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I was bored and got a bonus so i thought I'd treat him well that day lol.. Very hard for me to pop 2x in an hour when 1 pop takes me 40+ min. I drove from the city and made 2 stops on the way before seeing yuffie in Milpitas. Every stop was a waste of time and money in hindsight.
Yikes, that's a bad day bro! Who were the first two you saw?
 

Marcusareolas

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Wow really, butt implants? Spotting the bolt-ons is easy, but if you can share anything about how to spot a fake ass, it would be greatly appreciated. I saw Yuffie once a few years ago and, yes, thought her face was nice and her ass impressive. I don't remember it being out of proportion to her legs or anything.
 

Sschen

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Wow really, butt implants? Spotting the bolt-ons is easy, but if you can share anything about how to spot a fake ass, it would be greatly appreciated. I saw Yuffie once a few years ago and, yes, thought her face was nice and her ass impressive. I don't remember it being out of proportion to her legs or anything.
Ah, Yuffie's butt is a thing of wonder. It's the most unusual fake butt I've ever seen. She has a scar on her gluteal cleft (ass crack, in plain English) ..
The Mexican-style pumped silicone I find utterly revolting, Yuffie's is cute, there's some sort of implant underneath the natural adipose tissue.

If you are into fake butts, Sophie @ CherryLips (Ironically, Yuffie's former stable mate) has the gold standard .. it looks utterly natural .. with a perfect gluteal sulcus (butt crease, in plain English), but not on a tiny Korean woman ...

And yes, it took me a couple of sessions to get used to Yuffie's looks .. as I've mentioned before, she looks like the North Korean Ministry of State Security plucked her out of a rice paddy and used her as practice for student doctors at their secret training facility.
But after I discovered how good her skills and our chemistry was, I couldn't get enough of her.

Kudos for @dakidkicks for the George Best award (English Footballer, google him for the quote) .. back in my wasted youth, I used to go to Amsterdam often .. I'd make it a goal to have at least 5 pops a day .. starting before breakfast (BBBJ & CFS with a pretty, 20-something Dutch woman .. for $12 on the early bird special .. Jesus Wept).
 

Rapscallion

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Ah, Yuffie's butt is a thing of wonder. It's the most unusual fake butt I've ever seen. She has a scar on her gluteal cleft (ass crack, in plain English) ..
The Mexican-style pumped silicone I find utterly revolting, Yuffie's is cute, there's some sort of implant underneath the natural adipose tissue.

If you are into fake butts, Sophie @ CherryLips (Ironically, Yuffie's former stable mate) has the gold standard .. it looks utterly natural .. with a perfect gluteal sulcus (butt crease, in plain English), but not on a tiny Korean woman ...

And yes, it took me a couple of sessions to get used to Yuffie's looks .. as I've mentioned before, she looks like the North Korean Ministry of State Security plucked her out of a rice paddy and used her as practice for student doctors at their secret training facility.
But after I discovered how good her skills and our chemistry was, I couldn't get enough of her.

Kudos for @dakidkicks for the George Best award (English Footballer, google him for the quote) .. back in my wasted youth, I used to go to Amsterdam often .. I'd make it a goal to have at least 5 pops a day .. starting before breakfast (BBBJ & CFS with a pretty, 20-something Dutch woman .. for $12 on the early bird special .. Jesus Wept).
Damn you over here talking about George Best "one of the greatest players never to have played at a World Cup."(y)

I agree on Yuffies looks; she ain't winning any beauty pageant s but her service is crazy good.
 
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