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Review: Yoyo - AL

csgo1122

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Go to search bar, type in YoYo, select title only.
Or you can take two seconds to write their phone number or street name down in your half-assed review that’s supposed to be informative. And to think you have written 12 reviews already. What a shame.
 

Nwsyb1881

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Or you can take two seconds to write their phone number or street name down in your half-assed review that’s supposed to be informative. And to think you have written 12 reviews already. What a shame.
Hey man. Don’t sweat it. Gut reaction for a number of us seeing this exchange is to take sides and tell those we disagree with to fuck off. But, we’re all here for the same thing and we actually do work as a community to help find what we’re looking for.

Not to make assumptions, but since you don’t have any reviews, your only posts are on this thread, and you’re a self-proclaimed, “unfamiliar monger,”I’m inclined to think you’re new to this site. Maybe this is a new account for you. But just a couple of tips to help you navigate your way.

I usually don’t post the phone number ‘cause it’s kind of a pain to look it up on the phone, then manually enter half of it, go back to the other window, enter the rest of it, double check that it’s correct. Or, copy/paste, then make sure I copy/paste something PG in case my chick takes my phone to look something up, or if I accidentally paste it in a chat with her or with work or whatever. CYA.

Never put the full address or even the street. Establishments don’t post that online so we shouldn’t put it in reviews. General area of the city is fine.

If you get into this hobby, you’ll be doing tons of googling for acronyms, abbreviations, names providers used at previous establishments, adding NY or NYC or NJ or escort onto a Google search. For example, the other day I wanted to see some photos from an active provider that’s at a new establishment. The photos she has at her current place are fine, but I know her previous place usually had a different quality to them. So, I Googled “Sasa Private Hottie.” I’ve wanted to see photos of Momo from NYCVIPSPOT, so I’ve googled “Momo NYCVIP” and “Momo NYCVIPSPOT” and I’m sure I’ve done both with a phone number. All to take me to a random page with photos of another provider there, but no photos of momo. Point being, you’re gonna be doing a lot of research on your own and you’re gonna have to get creative with your searches.

The search function on this site is pretty good. If you just searched “Yoyo” in the NY reviews you’d easily see all of Yoyo’s reviews at Asian Lassies and immediately realize AL stands for Asian Lassies. You’ll also likely see reviews for Yoyo’s in Chinatown or at PH/GGR, but none would really contain anything that would make one think she’s at a place called AL or Asian Lassies, nor have a Yoyo that matches the physical description, age, or services provided. I think there’s a Yoyo in Chinatown, but she’s around 40? And all Yoyo AL reviews are for a 20 year old. You’ll also find a thread that states that PH/GGR Yoyo is not AL Yoyo. Easy, right?

Yeah, it’s much easier to tell someone off on here, but really, most of us are all here to hook a brother up.

And with that, as far as I know, Yoyo’s on vacation from AL for at least a week. You can text them and they’ll confirm.

Happy mongering.
 

Woodguy

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Or you can take two seconds to write their phone number or street name down in your half-assed review that’s supposed to be informative. And to think you have written 12 reviews already. What a shame.
I see you have been on this Board since June, and it seems like you may have been to a place or 2.
I am not a fan of reviews that don't have contact information.
But even worse, IMHO, is a monger who gets information from this Board, but doesn't bother to post even one review, and then bitches when somebody doesn't provide all the details he wants so that he can take advantage of the information, again, without contributing a single review.
Tell me I'm wrong.
 

csgo1122

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I see you have been on this Board since June, and it seems like you may have been to a place or 2.
I am not a fan of reviews that don't have contact information.
But even worse, IMHO, is a monger who gets information from this Board, but doesn't bother to post even one review, and then bitches when somebody doesn't provide all the details he wants so that he can take advantage of the information, again, without contributing a single review.
Tell me I'm wrong.
Implying I am an active user on this site. The date is when I created my account. I don’t even have an hour of activity on this website. Even if I am an active user, why the fuck do I need to write reviews to make a point? If your review is lazy, I will point it out. Simple as that. There are tens of thousands of mongers on this site but only a handful actually writes reviews, which makes YOU the MINORITY. Furthermore, most places I have been have personally asked me to not write any reviews due to fear of being raided. Imagine thinking you are hot shit because you write reviews.
And to make my last point, the PURPOSE of this forum is to inform other mongers, so what’s wrong with calling out something that’s not informative? What a fucking clown.
 

woody

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Implying I am an active user on this site. The date is when I created my account. I don’t even have an hour of activity on this website. Even if I am an active user, why the fuck do I need to write reviews to make a point? If your review is lazy, I will point it out. Simple as that. There are tens of thousands of mongers on this site but only a handful actually writes reviews, which makes YOU the MINORITY. Furthermore, most places I have been have personally asked me to not write any reviews due to fear of being raided. Imagine thinking you are hot shit because you write reviews.
And to make my last point, the PURPOSE of this forum is to inform other mongers, so what’s wrong with calling out something that’s not informative? What a fucking clown.
Relax and read what he's saying. He agrees with you that not writing down contact info sucks.
But you can't be that guy who walks into a potluck bitching about other people's food when you never brought any.

No contact info also ticks me off, but this one is easily searchable. The board's search function is decent - use it.
Chill out, get your dick wet.
 

csgo1122

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Relax and read what he's saying. He agrees with you that not writing down contact info sucks.
But you can't be that guy who walks into a potluck bitching about other people's food when you never brought any.

No contact info also ticks me off, but this one is easily searchable. The board's search function is decent - use it.
Chill out, get your dick wet.
Maybe you should take your own advice and also read what I wrote. Why do I have to buy food before I can critique shitty food? What kind of elite club do you this place is? It’s fucking hilarious you people even think like this.
 

Jonjonjon

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Yes, I was tired when writing the review. It's been a while in this hobby since covid-19 started.

I appreciate the directness and transparency, but delivery and intent is equally important in communication.

I don't think I'll further comment in this thread unless the questions are constructive.
 

retired051923

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Or you can take two seconds to write their phone number or street name down in your half-assed review that’s supposed to be informative. And to think you have written 12 reviews already. What a shame.
I agree that more information is needed. If not a phone number, then reviewers should at the least spell out the SPA name.
I don't even hobby in NYC and it is pretty fucking easy to find what AL stands for you lazy, illiterate dipshits. He is following review protocol and you two are welcome to find a site that fits your criteria. To alleviate your holiday stress caused by this site not spelling everything out in detail for you gentleman, my Xmas present to you is to ban you so you never have to fret again about someone that didn't write something to your standards in a god damn forum. You are welcome.
 

retired051923

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Implying I am an active user on this site. The date is when I created my account. I don’t even have an hour of activity on this website. Even if I am an active user, why the fuck do I need to write reviews to make a point? If your review is lazy, I will point it out. Simple as that. There are tens of thousands of mongers on this site but only a handful actually writes reviews, which makes YOU the MINORITY. Furthermore, most places I have been have personally asked me to not write any reviews due to fear of being raided. Imagine thinking you are hot shit because you write reviews.
And to make my last point, the PURPOSE of this forum is to inform other mongers, so what’s wrong with calling out something that’s not informative? What a fucking clown.
One last present. Go fuck yourself you paid membership lurking dumbfuck that hasn't figured out how to scroll down the fucking forum page to SEE other reviews. Seriously, you don't have to be Stabler from Law and Order SVU to piece together the letters "AL" with Asian Lassies. We really hate lazy, entitled bitches here.
 

The REAL Bxbrown

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I don't even hobby in NYC and it is pretty fucking easy to find what AL stands for you lazy, illiterate dipshits. He is following review protocol and you two are welcome to find a site that fits your criteria. To alleviate your holiday stress caused by this site not spelling everything out in detail for you gentleman, my Xmas present to you is to ban you so you never have to fret again about someone that didn't write something to your standards in a god damn forum. You are welcome.
:LOL::ROFLMAO: And you win best comment of the day

Merry Christmas

 
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